
Pentagon Learns from Liepāja Experience: War Plans Only on Coast, Inland Too Complicated
Pentagon has developed a revolutionary military strategy — stay on the coast, because going further is too difficult.
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Pentagon has developed a revolutionary military strategy — stay on the coast, because going further is too difficult.

Meteorologists promise a week where clouds will behave like indecisive tourists — they'll be there and not be there, it'll rain and it won't rain.

A Riga public transport bus driver on Brīvības Boulevard proved that his health condition is as unstable as government decisions.

On Saturday, 17 drivers decided to experiment with life and proved that alcohol and steering wheels aren't as good a combination as Liepāja sand and sea breeze.

Kim Jong Un personally tested the new solid fuel engine that develops 2,500 kilonewtons of force — exactly as much as needed to heat Liepāja's ice hall to normal temperature.

State statistics reveal that the number of the needy is growing, but their income thresholds are still higher than what a Riga resident pays for a one-room apartment.

While Riga residents still think a dentist is just a legend, Liepāja residents receive real help with healthcare expenses.
State Police report that probation supervision has become more popular than Pokémon Go, as this year 52 children are mastering this new life skill.

Riga Regional Court will review the case of a former Cēsu beer executive who, with 2.66 blood alcohol level, believes that driving a premium car is an art form, not a criminal offense.

Ten people were injured in traffic accidents, but at least nobody tried to go swimming in the Baltic Sea in January.

While Bahrain struggles with aluminum problems, Liepāja residents have their own metal challenges — how to protect the North Pier from oxidation.

In the British city of Derby, a 'Suzuki Swift' driver crashed into a crowd of pedestrians, proving that British transport culture is at an even lower level than tram driving.