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Progressives reveal shocking truth: investigation happening in government
Politics

Progressives reveal shocking truth: investigation happening in government

Prime Minister Siliņa announced that her government has become one where investigations are taking place. Liepāja comments: at least something is happening.

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Valmiera Prison Inmates Invent Revolutionary Storage Technology — Refrigerator Becomes 21st Century Contraband Suitcase
Curiosities

Valmiera Prison Inmates Invent Revolutionary Storage Technology — Refrigerator Becomes 21st Century Contraband Suitcase

At Valmiera Prison, they tried to smuggle in 16 mobile phones and an entire electronics store using a refrigerator. Locals comment: even Karosta hasn't seen such a creative approach to hiding technology.

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Latvia to help guard Strait of Hormuz with all two ships and Karosta Prison experience
Politics

Latvia to help guard Strait of Hormuz with all two ships and Karosta Prison experience

Latvia has joined 21 countries ready to guard the Strait of Hormuz. Iran is blocking shipping, but Liepāja residents are already used to closed ports.

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Court Bailiffs Promise Free Consultations — Finally Someone Who Understands Money Isn't Everything
Curiosities

Court Bailiffs Promise Free Consultations — Finally Someone Who Understands Money Isn't Everything

Latvian court bailiffs are organizing a charity campaign with free legal consultations. Main topic: how to take people's money without making children cry.

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airBaltic Introduces Skynet, But Still Haven't Figured Out What Else to Call It
Transport

airBaltic Introduces Skynet, But Still Haven't Figured Out What Else to Call It

Latvia's airline launches a platform with a Terminator name and wonders why passengers feel nervous. At least the wifi works better than Riga public transport.

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SAB still trying to figure out if our IT systems are safer than Liepāja beach during a storm
Politics

SAB still trying to figure out if our IT systems are safer than Liepāja beach during a storm

The security service continues to assess IT procurement fraud risks, while the president suggests returning to good old paper ballot counting.

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400,000 Latvians Hide Mysterious Lipoprotein — Liepāja Comments: At Least It's Not a Price Increase
Curiosities

400,000 Latvians Hide Mysterious Lipoprotein — Liepāja Comments: At Least It's Not a Price Increase

Turns out, nearly half a million Latvians have something called lipoprotein lurking in their blood, but only 1% have checked for it. Riga says it's a new way to save money on tests.

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Liepāja Convinces Three Newborns That the City Is So Great They Want to Be Born There
City Life

Liepāja Convinces Three Newborns That the City Is So Great They Want to Be Born There

On Liepāja's 401st birthday, three babies came into the world, proving that even newborns have good taste. Rīga can't pull off such miracles.

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FM reveals sensation: diesel fuel will become cheaper by 8 cents — Liepāja residents already planning trip to Mars
Business

FM reveals sensation: diesel fuel will become cheaper by 8 cents — Liepāja residents already planning trip to Mars

The Ministry of Finance promises to reduce diesel fuel prices by 8.6 cents per liter. In Liepāja they're rejoicing — now they'll be able to afford driving to Ventspils.

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Meteorologists Promise to Show a Miracle on Tuesday: Weather Will Stay the Same
Weather

Meteorologists Promise to Show a Miracle on Tuesday: Weather Will Stay the Same

Weather forecast experts proudly announce that nothing special will change on Tuesday. Liepāja admits: this is the only promise the government keeps.

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EU and South America agree on free trade deal — Liepāja wonders why they waited 25 years
Business

EU and South America agree on free trade deal — Liepāja wonders why they waited 25 years

After 25 years of negotiations, the EU finally signed a free trade agreement with Mercosur. Liepāja comments: even our wind wouldn't have blown in one direction for that long.

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Belarus Border Becomes More Popular Than Liepāja Beach in Summer
Curiosities

Belarus Border Becomes More Popular Than Liepāja Beach in Summer

31 people attempted to cross the Belarus border over the weekend but were stopped. Border guards promise to install queue numbers.

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