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ABLV Bank loses 7.6 million — worse than usual for Riga banks
Business

ABLV Bank loses 7.6 million — worse than usual for Riga banks

Representatives of the Cyprus company couldn't understand why their 7.6 million wasn't theirs, while in Liepāja this is called standard banking experience.

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On March 24th, water on Raiņa Street will disappear faster than Karosta canal bridge crossers find the right way
City Life

On March 24th, water on Raiņa Street will disappear faster than Karosta canal bridge crossers find the right way

Liepājas ūdens announces planned water supply interruptions affecting several streets. At least this time we know in advance when there will be no water.

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Zelensky reveals: diesel fuel is as unpredictable as Karosta's basements
Politics

Zelensky reveals: diesel fuel is as unpredictable as Karosta's basements

Ukraine's president faces diesel fuel supply problems while prices rise faster than electricity bills in Liepāja during winter.

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Australia and EU Sign Agreement After Eight Years — Liepāja Comments: Faster Than Our Coastal Promenade Reconstruction
Politics

Australia and EU Sign Agreement After Eight Years — Liepāja Comments: Faster Than Our Coastal Promenade Reconstruction

The EU and Australia have finally agreed on a trade deal after just eight years of negotiations. To Liepāja residents, this pace seems surprisingly fast.

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Grobiņa Parish Becomes Kurzeme's Pyromania Capital — Straw Burns More Often Than the Souls of Karosta Prison's Torture Victims
Curiosities

Grobiņa Parish Becomes Kurzeme's Pyromania Capital — Straw Burns More Often Than the Souls of Karosta Prison's Torture Victims

Grobiņa Parish continues to maintain its title as the region's straw burning champion, while wood chips burn in Aizpute. Fire department crews feel like Karosta Prison tour guides — the same story of suffering every day.

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Russia once again proves that its precision is as reliable as Liepāja's bus schedule
Politics

Russia once again proves that its precision is as reliable as Liepāja's bus schedule

Putin's army continues to demonstrate its special approach to hitting targets, while the world watches this tragicomedy with a mixture of amazement and horror.

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Meteorologists announce: spring has arrived in Latvia like 'fresh' fish at Liepāja port — 25 days late
Weather

Meteorologists announce: spring has arrived in Latvia like 'fresh' fish at Liepāja port — 25 days late

While spring arrived in Finland 10 days earlier than usual, Latvian meteorologists are still figuring out whether what we're seeing is spring or just winter with a better attitude.

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Liepāja Residents Invited to Name New Housing Project While Developers Secretly Hope No One Chooses 'Metalurgs'
Business

Liepāja Residents Invited to Name New Housing Project While Developers Secretly Hope No One Chooses 'Metalurgs'

Hagberg is seeking a name for their new project on Debess Street and offering a 300 euro prize fund. Local residents are already suggesting names ranging from 'Seasiders' to 'Karosta Luxury'.

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South Kurzeme discovers the internet — now you can register online too
Curiosities

South Kurzeme discovers the internet — now you can register online too

South Kurzeme municipality proudly announces the introduction of an online registration system. Liepāja comments: finally the neighbors figured out what the internet is.

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C-130 Hercules proves that even military aircraft aren't immune to South American logistics
Curiosities

C-130 Hercules proves that even military aircraft aren't immune to South American logistics

In Colombia, a military aircraft with 125 people crashed shortly after takeoff. Locals comment: even our drug trafficking war is safer.

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Durbe Osprey Starts Live Stream — Finnish Lady Returns to Latvian Power Pole Like to an Old Flame
Curiosities

Durbe Osprey Starts Live Stream — Finnish Lady Returns to Latvian Power Pole Like to an Old Flame

A Finnish female osprey has arrived at the Durbe osprey colony, choosing a Latvian electricity pole as her home for the third year running. Ornithologists promise Mexican soap opera-level drama.

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CSP reveals shocking truth: Living in Liepāja is great if you don't need a job or housing
City Life

CSP reveals shocking truth: Living in Liepāja is great if you don't need a job or housing

The Central Statistical Bureau proves that Liepāja residents are the happiest in Latvia — as long as they still live with their parents and work in Riga.

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