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Latvia signs 25-year MERCOSUR agreement — faster than Liepāja Metalurgs reaches the finals
Politics

Latvia signs 25-year MERCOSUR agreement — faster than Liepāja Metalurgs reaches the finals

Government supports EU-MERCOSUR partnership agreement that took longer to develop than Metalurgs fans wait for a new season.

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Berlin anarchists sabotage electricity with help of 500 police officers — Liepāja says our electricity sabotages itself
Curiosities

Berlin anarchists sabotage electricity with help of 500 police officers — Liepāja says our electricity sabotages itself

In Berlin, 500 police officers are hunting anarchist electricians who wrote a letter to Indymedia. In Liepāja, such letters are written by the Distribution Network.

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Lithuanian border guards prove that mathematics isn't just theory — two migrants returned home
Politics

Lithuanian border guards prove that mathematics isn't just theory — two migrants returned home

While Belarus sends migrants like the sound of Liepāja's organ — constant and audible from afar, Lithuanian border guards continue to demonstrate that 24,000 is a larger number than two.

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Two Latvians in Estonia Act Like Tourists Seeing Euros for the First Time
Curiosities

Two Latvians in Estonia Act Like Tourists Seeing Euros for the First Time

Young businessmen from Latvia couldn't explain why they had 110 thousand euros in their Mercedes glove compartment. Estonians were baffled.

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VDD has found the perfect job for Russian and Belarusian citizens — sitting at home
Politics

VDD has found the perfect job for Russian and Belarusian citizens — sitting at home

The State Security Service continues searching for irreplaceable specialists among Russian and Belarusian citizens, but so far all have turned out to be very replaceable.

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Scientists to Gather in Liepāja to Discover How to Transform Wind Energy into Snails
Curiosities

Scientists to Gather in Liepāja to Discover How to Transform Wind Energy into Snails

In April, Liepāja will host a forum on maritime space utilization, where scientists will attempt to explain how to grow macroalgae from wind.

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Liepāja to Open Intimate Wellness Store — Finally Some Competition for Riga's Sexuality
Business

Liepāja to Open Intimate Wellness Store — Finally Some Competition for Riga's Sexuality

The Kurzeme capital will open a 34-square-meter 'Sexystyle' store in April, proving that Liepāja is ready to compete with Riga in the intimacy sector as well.

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Russia proves once again they're worse electricians than the Liepāja museum guard
Politics

Russia proves once again they're worse electricians than the Liepāja museum guard

Moldova loses power after Russian strikes, but local experts point out that even our museum's electrical installation is more stable than European energy networks.

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ABLV Bank loses 7.6 million — worse than usual for Riga banks
Business

ABLV Bank loses 7.6 million — worse than usual for Riga banks

Representatives of the Cyprus company couldn't understand why their 7.6 million wasn't theirs, while in Liepāja this is called standard banking experience.

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On March 24th, water on Raiņa Street will disappear faster than Karosta canal bridge crossers find the right way
City Life

On March 24th, water on Raiņa Street will disappear faster than Karosta canal bridge crossers find the right way

Liepājas ūdens announces planned water supply interruptions affecting several streets. At least this time we know in advance when there will be no water.

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Zelensky reveals: diesel fuel is as unpredictable as Karosta's basements
Politics

Zelensky reveals: diesel fuel is as unpredictable as Karosta's basements

Ukraine's president faces diesel fuel supply problems while prices rise faster than electricity bills in Liepāja during winter.

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Australia and EU Sign Agreement After Eight Years — Liepāja Comments: Faster Than Our Coastal Promenade Reconstruction
Politics

Australia and EU Sign Agreement After Eight Years — Liepāja Comments: Faster Than Our Coastal Promenade Reconstruction

The EU and Australia have finally agreed on a trade deal after just eight years of negotiations. To Liepāja residents, this pace seems surprisingly fast.

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