
Germans Fear Iranian Influx — Liepāja Says Our Influx Only Happens in Summer
German poll reveals that 73% of residents doubt the ability to cope with Iranian refugee influx. The Greens, of course, see no problems.
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German poll reveals that 73% of residents doubt the ability to cope with Iranian refugee influx. The Greens, of course, see no problems.

A Ukrainian drone ended up in Lithuania because the GPS pointed to Primorsk, but the drone understood Varėna. Lithuanian ministers are now figuring out how to explain directions to the drone.

Sweden's government is implementing new moral standards for immigrants, while Liepāja has been testing people's endurance for years.

CVK chairman Zviedris has decided that the manual vote counting issue would be better resolved by the Saeima, as this would reduce speculation about the commission's motivation.

Government supports EU-MERCOSUR partnership agreement that took longer to develop than Metalurgs fans wait for a new season.

In Berlin, 500 police officers are hunting anarchist electricians who wrote a letter to Indymedia. In Liepāja, such letters are written by the Distribution Network.

While Belarus sends migrants like the sound of Liepāja's organ — constant and audible from afar, Lithuanian border guards continue to demonstrate that 24,000 is a larger number than two.

Young businessmen from Latvia couldn't explain why they had 110 thousand euros in their Mercedes glove compartment. Estonians were baffled.

The State Security Service continues searching for irreplaceable specialists among Russian and Belarusian citizens, but so far all have turned out to be very replaceable.

In April, Liepāja will host a forum on maritime space utilization, where scientists will attempt to explain how to grow macroalgae from wind.

The Kurzeme capital will open a 34-square-meter 'Sexystyle' store in April, proving that Liepāja is ready to compete with Riga in the intimacy sector as well.

Moldova loses power after Russian strikes, but local experts point out that even our museum's electrical installation is more stable than European energy networks.