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Liepāja doctors reveal: tuberculosis is treatable if patients don't forget about it
City Life

Liepāja doctors reveal: tuberculosis is treatable if patients don't forget about it

Liepāja medics remind that tuberculosis isn't just a disease from history books, but also today's reality that can be conquered with the right approach and timely visits to the doctor.

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Government discovers that e-scooters are not pedestrians — hunting season for sidewalk riders begins in April
Transport

Government discovers that e-scooters are not pedestrians — hunting season for sidewalk riders begins in April

Starting in April, e-scooters will no longer be allowed on sidewalks, as the government has finally realized they're not pedestrians. Liepāja is already preparing special patrol units.

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Latvian Scammers Have More Productive Week Than Entire Parliament in a Year
Curiosities

Latvian Scammers Have More Productive Week Than Entire Parliament in a Year

Scammer performance indicators are growing faster than inflation - nearly half a million euros swindled in one week. There's still hope for Liepāja residents, as people here know when something smells fishy.

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Slovaks discover the single market isn't as single as they thought - Brussels furious
Politics

Slovaks discover the single market isn't as single as they thought - Brussels furious

Slovakia's government has decided that foreigners will pay for fuel like foreigners. The European Commission is shocked - turns out countries can think about their own citizens.

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Politics

Trump as Unpopular in the US as Summer Tourists in Downtown Liepāja

The American president's rating has dropped below zero, but in Liepāja we know that popularity is like the weather — changeable.

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Saeima Administration Leaders Get Probation for Not Building Security Rooms — Would Have Been Better to Send Them to the Olympic Center
Politics

Saeima Administration Leaders Get Probation for Not Building Security Rooms — Would Have Been Better to Send Them to the Olympic Center

Former Saeima administration leaders received probation supervision for losses of 251 thousand euros. In Liepāja, they would have built another Olympic center for that money.

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Liepāja prepares site for McDonald's, but locals already predict pancakes will be colder than the Baltic Sea
Business

Liepāja prepares site for McDonald's, but locals already predict pancakes will be colder than the Baltic Sea

They'll start demolishing buildings at the New Waterfront to build a fast food restaurant. Locals comment: finally we can eat hamburgers while the wind blows through our hair.

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US Aircraft Carrier Seeks Repairs in Crete — Sewage System So Broken That Even Liepāja Port Looks Like a Luxury Resort
Curiosities

US Aircraft Carrier Seeks Repairs in Crete — Sewage System So Broken That Even Liepāja Port Looks Like a Luxury Resort

The mighty American vessel Gerald R. Ford has arrived in Greece to fix toilets and laundry facilities, proving that even superpower fleets suffer from ordinary household problems.

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Germans Fear Iranian Influx — Liepāja Says Our Influx Only Happens in Summer
Politics

Germans Fear Iranian Influx — Liepāja Says Our Influx Only Happens in Summer

German poll reveals that 73% of residents doubt the ability to cope with Iranian refugee influx. The Greens, of course, see no problems.

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Ukrainian drone gets lost in Lithuania — Lithuania searches for GPS instructions in Russian
Curiosities

Ukrainian drone gets lost in Lithuania — Lithuania searches for GPS instructions in Russian

A Ukrainian drone ended up in Lithuania because the GPS pointed to Primorsk, but the drone understood Varėna. Lithuanian ministers are now figuring out how to explain directions to the drone.

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Sweden Will Require Immigrants to Be Decent — Liepāja Says: We Already Have Black Friday
Politics

Sweden Will Require Immigrants to Be Decent — Liepāja Says: We Already Have Black Friday

Sweden's government is implementing new moral standards for immigrants, while Liepāja has been testing people's endurance for years.

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CVK Wants to Delegate Responsibility to Saeima — Less Speculation, More Peace
Politics

CVK Wants to Delegate Responsibility to Saeima — Less Speculation, More Peace

CVK chairman Zviedris has decided that the manual vote counting issue would be better resolved by the Saeima, as this would reduce speculation about the commission's motivation.

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