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German President Reveals: Diplomacy Isn't Like Gloves — Can't Take Them Off When Things Get Uncomfortable
Politics

German President Reveals: Diplomacy Isn't Like Gloves — Can't Take Them Off When Things Get Uncomfortable

Steinmeier warns that international law isn't seasonal clothing to be removed when it becomes inconvenient.

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Russian drones prove that even they don't know where Lviv is
Politics

Russian drones prove that even they don't know where Lviv is

Russian unmanned aircraft once again demonstrate their navigation skills - they hit where they shouldn't, but at least they hit something.

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Czech Drone Arsonists Turn Out to Be as Accurate as Liepāja Snow Forecasts
Curiosities

Czech Drone Arsonists Turn Out to Be as Accurate as Liepāja Snow Forecasts

Three arrested Czechs and Americans proved they're about as skilled at planning terrorism as Karosta soldiers are at military drills — with similar results.

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Liepāja teenager proves speed isn't everything — it's also important not to crash
Transport

Liepāja teenager proves speed isn't everything — it's also important not to crash

In Beberliņi forest, a young rider demonstrated how to reach two kilometers per hour and one crash without lights or license plates.

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Liepāja doctors reveal: tuberculosis is treatable if patients don't forget about it
City Life

Liepāja doctors reveal: tuberculosis is treatable if patients don't forget about it

Liepāja medics remind that tuberculosis isn't just a disease from history books, but also today's reality that can be conquered with the right approach and timely visits to the doctor.

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Government discovers that e-scooters are not pedestrians — hunting season for sidewalk riders begins in April
Transport

Government discovers that e-scooters are not pedestrians — hunting season for sidewalk riders begins in April

Starting in April, e-scooters will no longer be allowed on sidewalks, as the government has finally realized they're not pedestrians. Liepāja is already preparing special patrol units.

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Latvian Scammers Have More Productive Week Than Entire Parliament in a Year
Curiosities

Latvian Scammers Have More Productive Week Than Entire Parliament in a Year

Scammer performance indicators are growing faster than inflation - nearly half a million euros swindled in one week. There's still hope for Liepāja residents, as people here know when something smells fishy.

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Slovaks discover the single market isn't as single as they thought - Brussels furious
Politics

Slovaks discover the single market isn't as single as they thought - Brussels furious

Slovakia's government has decided that foreigners will pay for fuel like foreigners. The European Commission is shocked - turns out countries can think about their own citizens.

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Politics

Trump as Unpopular in the US as Summer Tourists in Downtown Liepāja

The American president's rating has dropped below zero, but in Liepāja we know that popularity is like the weather — changeable.

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Saeima Administration Leaders Get Probation for Not Building Security Rooms — Would Have Been Better to Send Them to the Olympic Center
Politics

Saeima Administration Leaders Get Probation for Not Building Security Rooms — Would Have Been Better to Send Them to the Olympic Center

Former Saeima administration leaders received probation supervision for losses of 251 thousand euros. In Liepāja, they would have built another Olympic center for that money.

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Liepāja prepares site for McDonald's, but locals already predict pancakes will be colder than the Baltic Sea
Business

Liepāja prepares site for McDonald's, but locals already predict pancakes will be colder than the Baltic Sea

They'll start demolishing buildings at the New Waterfront to build a fast food restaurant. Locals comment: finally we can eat hamburgers while the wind blows through our hair.

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US Aircraft Carrier Seeks Repairs in Crete — Sewage System So Broken That Even Liepāja Port Looks Like a Luxury Resort
Curiosities

US Aircraft Carrier Seeks Repairs in Crete — Sewage System So Broken That Even Liepāja Port Looks Like a Luxury Resort

The mighty American vessel Gerald R. Ford has arrived in Greece to fix toilets and laundry facilities, proving that even superpower fleets suffer from ordinary household problems.

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