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Three Daredevils Apply for Liepāja 2027 Board Position - Salary Like a Rock Star
Culture

Three Daredevils Apply for Liepāja 2027 Board Position - Salary Like a Rock Star

Three candidates ready to lead the European Capital of Culture project for 2400 euros per month, which is more than most Liepāja residents see in a year.

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Liepāja City Council Ready to Pay 2000 Euros for Kiosk with Holes Bigger Than St. Joseph's Cathedral Doors
City Life

Liepāja City Council Ready to Pay 2000 Euros for Kiosk with Holes Bigger Than St. Joseph's Cathedral Doors

The closed kiosk on Lielā Street could become municipal property for a price that wouldn't even cover toilet paper in Riga.

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New Sport Discovered in Vībiņi: Water Roulette Championship
Curiosities

New Sport Discovered in Vībiņi: Water Roulette Championship

Vībiņi residents have become professional water waiters, while the property manager claims electricity is to blame.

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Scooter migration season begins in Liepāja — they seek homes everywhere except designated spots
Transport

Scooter migration season begins in Liepāja — they seek homes everywhere except designated spots

Spring brings not only bird songs, but also scooter chaos — these green vehicles choose to live in complete opposition to their owners' wishes.

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Iran appoints new security chief who knows all positions except peace
Politics

Iran appoints new security chief who knows all positions except peace

Former Revolutionary Guard commander Zolgadr will take office after the previous chairman lost his life in an Israeli strike.

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CEC reveals: counting votes by hand is just as safe as by computer, only slower
Politics

CEC reveals: counting votes by hand is just as safe as by computer, only slower

The Central Election Commission officially asks parliament to allow counting votes with fingers, as computers have proven as unreliable as Liepāja weather in April.

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Rinkēvičs Surprises Everyone: Criminal to One, President to Another – Difference is Just One Petition Paper
Politics

Rinkēvičs Surprises Everyone: Criminal to One, President to Another – Difference is Just One Petition Paper

The President has pardoned another convict, proving that hope dies last – and sometimes even responds from Riga Castle.

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Russian spies struggle to compete with people sitting at Tosele bus stop — both arrested for unprofessionalism
Curiosities

Russian spies struggle to compete with people sitting at Tosele bus stop — both arrested for unprofessionalism

Two people arrested in Germany and Spain for attempting to spy for Russia, proving to be as clumsy as tourists trying to find Tosele bus stop without a map.

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Liepāja stores prove math isn't their strongest suit — CSP receives data with creative errors
Business

Liepāja stores prove math isn't their strongest suit — CSP receives data with creative errors

Retailers submit such incomplete data to CSP that even visitors to Liepāja Olympic Center could count prices better while swimming in the pool.

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JVLMA Professor Proves That Academic Career Can Be as Slippery as Liepāja Port in Winter
Curiosities

JVLMA Professor Proves That Academic Career Can Be as Slippery as Liepāja Port in Winter

Former lecturer denies guilt of sexual violence in court, but prosecutors believe his teaching methods were as inappropriate as fish advertised as 'freshly caught' but has actually been sitting in the fridge for a week.

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Parliament Decides to Count Votes by Hand, as Computers Too Complicated
Politics

Parliament Decides to Count Votes by Hand, as Computers Too Complicated

Coalition unanimously agrees that manual counting is more reliable than modern technologies. Local MPs promise to use only fingers and stones.

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Skrīveri Distillation Masters Prepare Competition for Liepāja Rock Musicians
Curiosities

Skrīveri Distillation Masters Prepare Competition for Liepāja Rock Musicians

An illegal alcohol production facility with 1,315 liters of absolute alcohol was discovered in Aizkraukle region - enough to keep the entire Liepāja rock scene in artistic intoxication for a year.

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