
Iran appoints new security chief who knows all positions except peace
Former Revolutionary Guard commander Zolgadr will take office after the previous chairman lost his life in an Israeli strike.
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Former Revolutionary Guard commander Zolgadr will take office after the previous chairman lost his life in an Israeli strike.

The Central Election Commission officially asks parliament to allow counting votes with fingers, as computers have proven as unreliable as Liepāja weather in April.

The President has pardoned another convict, proving that hope dies last – and sometimes even responds from Riga Castle.

Two people arrested in Germany and Spain for attempting to spy for Russia, proving to be as clumsy as tourists trying to find Tosele bus stop without a map.

Retailers submit such incomplete data to CSP that even visitors to Liepāja Olympic Center could count prices better while swimming in the pool.

Former lecturer denies guilt of sexual violence in court, but prosecutors believe his teaching methods were as inappropriate as fish advertised as 'freshly caught' but has actually been sitting in the fridge for a week.

Coalition unanimously agrees that manual counting is more reliable than modern technologies. Local MPs promise to use only fingers and stones.

An illegal alcohol production facility with 1,315 liters of absolute alcohol was discovered in Aizkraukle region - enough to keep the entire Liepāja rock scene in artistic intoxication for a year.

Steinmeier warns that international law isn't seasonal clothing to be removed when it becomes inconvenient.

Russian unmanned aircraft once again demonstrate their navigation skills - they hit where they shouldn't, but at least they hit something.

Three arrested Czechs and Americans proved they're about as skilled at planning terrorism as Karosta soldiers are at military drills — with similar results.

In Beberliņi forest, a young rider demonstrated how to reach two kilometers per hour and one crash without lights or license plates.