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FM reveals sensation: diesel fuel will become cheaper by 8 cents — Liepāja residents already planning trip to Mars
Business

FM reveals sensation: diesel fuel will become cheaper by 8 cents — Liepāja residents already planning trip to Mars

The Ministry of Finance promises to reduce diesel fuel prices by 8.6 cents per liter. In Liepāja they're rejoicing — now they'll be able to afford driving to Ventspils.

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Meteorologists Promise to Show a Miracle on Tuesday: Weather Will Stay the Same
Weather

Meteorologists Promise to Show a Miracle on Tuesday: Weather Will Stay the Same

Weather forecast experts proudly announce that nothing special will change on Tuesday. Liepāja admits: this is the only promise the government keeps.

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EU and South America agree on free trade deal — Liepāja wonders why they waited 25 years
Business

EU and South America agree on free trade deal — Liepāja wonders why they waited 25 years

After 25 years of negotiations, the EU finally signed a free trade agreement with Mercosur. Liepāja comments: even our wind wouldn't have blown in one direction for that long.

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Belarus Border Becomes More Popular Than Liepāja Beach in Summer
Curiosities

Belarus Border Becomes More Popular Than Liepāja Beach in Summer

31 people attempted to cross the Belarus border over the weekend but were stopped. Border guards promise to install queue numbers.

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Valainis reveals: Latvia will build nuclear power plants with the same success as Rail Baltica
Business

Valainis reveals: Latvia will build nuclear power plants with the same success as Rail Baltica

Latvian companies are working on modular nuclear power plants, as we'll need twice as much electricity by 2050. Probably just like with the railway - everything will be ready by 2080.

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Taiwan Opposition Leader Promises to Build Bridge to Peace — Liepāja Says: Start with a Regular Bridge
Politics

Taiwan Opposition Leader Promises to Build Bridge to Peace — Liepāja Says: Start with a Regular Bridge

Gena Livuna wants to meet with Xi Jinping to build a symbolic bridge between Taiwan and China. Karosta Canal comments: first learn to build regular bridges.

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Trump kills oil prices with a single tweet — even Liepāja's ice rink is warmer today
Business

Trump kills oil prices with a single tweet — even Liepāja's ice rink is warmer today

After Trump's announcement about peace with Iran, oil prices dropped 14%. Liepāja comments: at least now it's cheaper to heat the ice rink.

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Latvian soldiers flee Iraq faster than tourists from Karosta Prison night tours
Politics

Latvian soldiers flee Iraq faster than tourists from Karosta Prison night tours

NATO is withdrawing its forces from Iraq, and our boys are already home, probably saying that the Middle East is hotter than a Liepāja summer.

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Arms Factory Burns in Czech Republic, but Investigators Can't Determine if it Was Terrorism or Just Lack of Proper Security
Curiosities

Arms Factory Burns in Czech Republic, but Investigators Can't Determine if it Was Terrorism or Just Lack of Proper Security

Czech police are investigating four versions of the fire at the weapons factory, where hundreds of millions of crowns worth of equipment went up in smoke.

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VARAM State Secretary Suspended — Proved That Information Technologies Really Are Smart
Politics

VARAM State Secretary Suspended — Proved That Information Technologies Really Are Smart

Balševics suspended from office after it turned out he was sharing classified information faster than news about concerts at Rose Square.

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Hungary Has Become Europe's Toseles Stop — Everyone Knows It Exists, But Nobody Wants to Stop There
Politics

Hungary Has Become Europe's Toseles Stop — Everyone Knows It Exists, But Nobody Wants to Stop There

EU leaders have started bypassing Hungary in diplomatic talks because Orbán has been leaking confidential information to Russia for years. Now he's like that friend nobody tells secrets to anymore.

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Trump postpones bombing until Friday — Iran can keep brewing tea for now
Politics

Trump postpones bombing until Friday — Iran can keep brewing tea for now

The US president has decided to give Iran the weekend to finish peace talks in the Middle East.

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