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Valainis reveals: Latvia will build nuclear power plants with the same success as Rail Baltica
Business

Valainis reveals: Latvia will build nuclear power plants with the same success as Rail Baltica

Latvian companies are working on modular nuclear power plants, as we'll need twice as much electricity by 2050. Probably just like with the railway - everything will be ready by 2080.

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Taiwan Opposition Leader Promises to Build Bridge to Peace — Liepāja Says: Start with a Regular Bridge
Politics

Taiwan Opposition Leader Promises to Build Bridge to Peace — Liepāja Says: Start with a Regular Bridge

Gena Livuna wants to meet with Xi Jinping to build a symbolic bridge between Taiwan and China. Karosta Canal comments: first learn to build regular bridges.

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Trump kills oil prices with a single tweet — even Liepāja's ice rink is warmer today
Business

Trump kills oil prices with a single tweet — even Liepāja's ice rink is warmer today

After Trump's announcement about peace with Iran, oil prices dropped 14%. Liepāja comments: at least now it's cheaper to heat the ice rink.

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Latvian soldiers flee Iraq faster than tourists from Karosta Prison night tours
Politics

Latvian soldiers flee Iraq faster than tourists from Karosta Prison night tours

NATO is withdrawing its forces from Iraq, and our boys are already home, probably saying that the Middle East is hotter than a Liepāja summer.

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Arms Factory Burns in Czech Republic, but Investigators Can't Determine if it Was Terrorism or Just Lack of Proper Security
Curiosities

Arms Factory Burns in Czech Republic, but Investigators Can't Determine if it Was Terrorism or Just Lack of Proper Security

Czech police are investigating four versions of the fire at the weapons factory, where hundreds of millions of crowns worth of equipment went up in smoke.

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VARAM State Secretary Suspended — Proved That Information Technologies Really Are Smart
Politics

VARAM State Secretary Suspended — Proved That Information Technologies Really Are Smart

Balševics suspended from office after it turned out he was sharing classified information faster than news about concerts at Rose Square.

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Hungary Has Become Europe's Toseles Stop — Everyone Knows It Exists, But Nobody Wants to Stop There
Politics

Hungary Has Become Europe's Toseles Stop — Everyone Knows It Exists, But Nobody Wants to Stop There

EU leaders have started bypassing Hungary in diplomatic talks because Orbán has been leaking confidential information to Russia for years. Now he's like that friend nobody tells secrets to anymore.

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Trump postpones bombing until Friday — Iran can keep brewing tea for now
Politics

Trump postpones bombing until Friday — Iran can keep brewing tea for now

The US president has decided to give Iran the weekend to finish peace talks in the Middle East.

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In Liepāja, Lexus Driver Proves That More Expensive Isn't Always Smarter — Hits Opel and Flees Home
Transport

In Liepāja, Lexus Driver Proves That More Expensive Isn't Always Smarter — Hits Opel and Flees Home

A Lexus driver decided to demonstrate that even with a premium car, you can drive like a tractor. After the collision, he fled, but police found him.

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In April, Liepāja will offer dining for 35 euros — in Riga, for that money you only get to look at the menu
Culture

In April, Liepāja will offer dining for 35 euros — in Riga, for that money you only get to look at the menu

Liepāja restaurants promise three-course meals for 35 euros, which by capital city standards is practically charity.

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Pistorius stays in his position as firmly as Liepāja Metalurgs fans in their stands
Politics

Pistorius stays in his position as firmly as Liepāja Metalurgs fans in their stands

German Defense Minister Pistorius announced he won't leave his post, even though the SPD's defeat in state elections was as painful as a Metalurgs home loss.

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Doll Revolution at Liepāja Museum: Tamāra Čudnovska Proves Barbie Is Nothing Compared to Imperial Russian Elegance
Culture

Doll Revolution at Liepāja Museum: Tamāra Čudnovska Proves Barbie Is Nothing Compared to Imperial Russian Elegance

While Riga children play with plastic dolls from China, Liepāja unveils an exhibition about real ladies — porcelain and composite beauties who know how to behave in society.

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