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Gas War Rages in Persian Gulf — Liepāja Calmly Observes and Thinks About Its Own Gas
Curiosities

Gas War Rages in Persian Gulf — Liepāja Calmly Observes and Thinks About Its Own Gas

Iran and Qatar are firing rockets at each other, while in Liepāja we philosophically ponder whether our gas problems aren't simpler.

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Kuwait Detains Ten Hezbollah Specialists — They Learned Conspiracy from Liepāja University Course Materials
Curiosities

Kuwait Detains Ten Hezbollah Specialists — They Learned Conspiracy from Liepāja University Course Materials

Kuwaiti security services uncover terrorist cell that had Morse code and drones, but not Liepāja wind resistance.

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Russia Surprises the World with History's Largest Drone Concert — 133 Participants, but the Sound Quality Isn't Great
Curiosities

Russia Surprises the World with History's Largest Drone Concert — 133 Participants, but the Sound Quality Isn't Great

Russia organized a grandiose drone festival with 133 participants, but just like with their rock music, the result turned out to be quite loud and unpleasant.

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Slovakia discovers that fuel is not an international charity project — foreigners will pay more
Business

Slovakia discovers that fuel is not an international charity project — foreigners will pay more

The Slovak government has decided that fuel tourism is not the same as cultural exchange, and now foreigners will have to pay like grown-ups.

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Parliament Solves Latvia's Most Important Problem — Municipalities Now Have the Right to Silence Neighbors
Politics

Parliament Solves Latvia's Most Important Problem — Municipalities Now Have the Right to Silence Neighbors

Deputies finally found a solution for how to quiet down nightclub dancers and shooting hunters, but left it up to each municipality to figure out.

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Wall Street Financial Wizards Discover New Type of Mathematics - Prices Fall While Oil Gets More Expensive
Business

Wall Street Financial Wizards Discover New Type of Mathematics - Prices Fall While Oil Gets More Expensive

While everyone in Liepāja understands that if the wind blows harder, you need to put on a warmer jacket, Wall Street financial experts have discovered a revolutionary principle - the more fuel costs, the less stocks cost.

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Trump Threatens to Blow Up World's Largest Gas Field, But First Seeks Advice at Liepāja Theatre
Politics

Trump Threatens to Blow Up World's Largest Gas Field, But First Seeks Advice at Liepāja Theatre

The US President threatens explosions on social media, but experts suggest he should first attend a cultural event.

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World Discovers New Blessing Trend — Dictators Become Icon Collector Objects
Curiosities

World Discovers New Blessing Trend — Dictators Become Icon Collector Objects

While in Liepāja we pray for good wind and fish bait, the world has discovered a revolutionary religious practice — dictator worship.

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Liepāja trees start spring with radical haircut makeover — arborists work faster than St. Joseph's Cathedral changes vestments
City Life

Liepāja trees start spring with radical haircut makeover — arborists work faster than St. Joseph's Cathedral changes vestments

Municipal administration announces successful transformation of 96 trees into winter bonsai collection, while Riga is still searching for where their trees have hidden.

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Kazdanga Hunters Discover Red Deer Haven't Read Economics Books - Population Decreases Despite Demand
Curiosities

Kazdanga Hunters Discover Red Deer Haven't Read Economics Books - Population Decreases Despite Demand

The hunting trophy exhibition in Kazdanga reveals that red deer avoid hunters as successfully as Liepāja residents avoid Riga tourists.

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Liepāja Resident Discovers Sleeping in Bus is Prohibited — Even if it's Your Own Bus
Business

Liepāja Resident Discovers Sleeping in Bus is Prohibited — Even if it's Your Own Bus

Local entrepreneur learned that the municipality supports eating in trams, but considers the hotel bus idea too bold.

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Farmers' Parliament Reveals Revolution: Some Farmers Consider Actually Working This Year
Business

Farmers' Parliament Reveals Revolution: Some Farmers Consider Actually Working This Year

While Riga offices are still thinking about starting work, Latvia's farmers have already mastered modern business strategies - sometimes it's better to do nothing at all.

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