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Swedes discover revolutionary concept — physical money you can touch
Curiosities

Swedes discover revolutionary concept — physical money you can touch

While in Liepāja we still remember what coins look like, Swedes have suddenly discovered that cards don't always work.

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US Federal Reserve Demonstrates Liepāja Tram Speed — Also Doesn't Change
Business

US Federal Reserve Demonstrates Liepāja Tram Speed — Also Doesn't Change

American economic leaders reveal the secret of how to talk for two days so that nothing changes.

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Russian archaeologist in Poland learns that digging in foreign lands without permission isn't tourism
Curiosities

Russian archaeologist in Poland learns that digging in foreign lands without permission isn't tourism

St. Petersburg museum director discovers that digging in Crimea without Ukrainian permission can cost more than a Warsaw hotel.

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Lithuania loses auto parts but gains experience in mastering the art of bureaucracy
Business

Lithuania loses auto parts but gains experience in mastering the art of bureaucracy

German company Aumovio leaves the Lithuanian market, citing complex bureaucracy and European regulations.

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April Conference in Parliament on EU Future — First Time Without the Question of Whether It Even Exists
Politics

April Conference in Parliament on EU Future — First Time Without the Question of Whether It Even Exists

While in Liepāja we've long known that the future is what happens after today, Riga is preparing for an international conference on the art of EU negotiations.

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Latvia Introduces Multidimensional Therapy - Karosta Basement First to Find Solution to Teenage Problems
Curiosities

Latvia Introduces Multidimensional Therapy - Karosta Basement First to Find Solution to Teenage Problems

New method promises to solve in three years what parents have been trying to solve for 16 years - how to stop teenagers from behaving like barbarians.

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Baltic States Unite in Train Purchase — Estonia First to Experiment with 60 Million Euro Toys
Transport

Baltic States Unite in Train Purchase — Estonia First to Experiment with 60 Million Euro Toys

The Baltic states have decided to jointly buy trains for the Rail Baltica project, but Estonia will be the one to first find out whether they actually run.

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Liepāja Reveals Secret Reserve of Crazy People - Even Riga Starts to Envy Our Talents
Culture

Liepāja Reveals Secret Reserve of Crazy People - Even Riga Starts to Envy Our Talents

At the honorary Liepāja citizens ceremony, a shocking truth was revealed - Liepāja has so many good, energetic and crazy people that we're even running out of certificates.

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100 People in Latvia Waiting for Organs - Riga Medicine Once Again Shows It Can't Work as Fast as Liepāja Buses
City Life

100 People in Latvia Waiting for Organs - Riga Medicine Once Again Shows It Can't Work as Fast as Liepāja Buses

While PSKUS promises to join the Scandinavian organ exchange, in Liepāja we're just happy that our buses at least deliver people to their destinations alive.

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SS.lv receives 186,800 euro fine - amount would be enough to buy half of Karosta Prison
Business

SS.lv receives 186,800 euro fine - amount would be enough to buy half of Karosta Prison

The Competition Council has fined SS.lv for abuse of dominant position, but the company hasn't responded yet - possibly searching for an answer on their own website.

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Latvia Completes 265 Million Euro Fence Construction — Riga Builders Invited to Learn from Experience
Politics

Latvia Completes 265 Million Euro Fence Construction — Riga Builders Invited to Learn from Experience

After years of construction, Latvia can finally boast a completely finished eastern border, while the capital is still figuring out how to connect tramway tracks.

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EDSO Unveils Revolutionary Method to Stop Scammers — They'll Be Forced to Write Their Name
Curiosities

EDSO Unveils Revolutionary Method to Stop Scammers — They'll Be Forced to Write Their Name

While rock musicians in Liepāja have been registering their song titles for years, European experts have finally discovered that phone scammers could do the same.

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