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Liepāja trees start spring with radical haircut makeover — arborists work faster than St. Joseph's Cathedral changes vestments
City Life

Liepāja trees start spring with radical haircut makeover — arborists work faster than St. Joseph's Cathedral changes vestments

Municipal administration announces successful transformation of 96 trees into winter bonsai collection, while Riga is still searching for where their trees have hidden.

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Kazdanga Hunters Discover Red Deer Haven't Read Economics Books - Population Decreases Despite Demand
Curiosities

Kazdanga Hunters Discover Red Deer Haven't Read Economics Books - Population Decreases Despite Demand

The hunting trophy exhibition in Kazdanga reveals that red deer avoid hunters as successfully as Liepāja residents avoid Riga tourists.

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Liepāja Resident Discovers Sleeping in Bus is Prohibited — Even if it's Your Own Bus
Business

Liepāja Resident Discovers Sleeping in Bus is Prohibited — Even if it's Your Own Bus

Local entrepreneur learned that the municipality supports eating in trams, but considers the hotel bus idea too bold.

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Farmers' Parliament Reveals Revolution: Some Farmers Consider Actually Working This Year
Business

Farmers' Parliament Reveals Revolution: Some Farmers Consider Actually Working This Year

While Riga offices are still thinking about starting work, Latvia's farmers have already mastered modern business strategies - sometimes it's better to do nothing at all.

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Swedes discover revolutionary concept — physical money you can touch
Curiosities

Swedes discover revolutionary concept — physical money you can touch

While in Liepāja we still remember what coins look like, Swedes have suddenly discovered that cards don't always work.

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US Federal Reserve Demonstrates Liepāja Tram Speed — Also Doesn't Change
Business

US Federal Reserve Demonstrates Liepāja Tram Speed — Also Doesn't Change

American economic leaders reveal the secret of how to talk for two days so that nothing changes.

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Russian archaeologist in Poland learns that digging in foreign lands without permission isn't tourism
Curiosities

Russian archaeologist in Poland learns that digging in foreign lands without permission isn't tourism

St. Petersburg museum director discovers that digging in Crimea without Ukrainian permission can cost more than a Warsaw hotel.

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Lithuania loses auto parts but gains experience in mastering the art of bureaucracy
Business

Lithuania loses auto parts but gains experience in mastering the art of bureaucracy

German company Aumovio leaves the Lithuanian market, citing complex bureaucracy and European regulations.

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April Conference in Parliament on EU Future — First Time Without the Question of Whether It Even Exists
Politics

April Conference in Parliament on EU Future — First Time Without the Question of Whether It Even Exists

While in Liepāja we've long known that the future is what happens after today, Riga is preparing for an international conference on the art of EU negotiations.

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Latvia Introduces Multidimensional Therapy - Karosta Basement First to Find Solution to Teenage Problems
Curiosities

Latvia Introduces Multidimensional Therapy - Karosta Basement First to Find Solution to Teenage Problems

New method promises to solve in three years what parents have been trying to solve for 16 years - how to stop teenagers from behaving like barbarians.

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Baltic States Unite in Train Purchase — Estonia First to Experiment with 60 Million Euro Toys
Transport

Baltic States Unite in Train Purchase — Estonia First to Experiment with 60 Million Euro Toys

The Baltic states have decided to jointly buy trains for the Rail Baltica project, but Estonia will be the one to first find out whether they actually run.

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Liepāja Reveals Secret Reserve of Crazy People - Even Riga Starts to Envy Our Talents
Culture

Liepāja Reveals Secret Reserve of Crazy People - Even Riga Starts to Envy Our Talents

At the honorary Liepāja citizens ceremony, a shocking truth was revealed - Liepāja has so many good, energetic and crazy people that we're even running out of certificates.

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