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Valainis wants to sell oil, but Liepāja residents have long known where the real energy is
Politics

Valainis wants to sell oil, but Liepāja residents have long known where the real energy is

The minister promises to release 40,000 tons of oil to the market, while in Liepāja we've been using wind as our main energy source for years.

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Moscow court proves that even terrorism can be blamed on Ukrainians — Liepāja lawyers need to learn
Curiosities

Moscow court proves that even terrorism can be blamed on Ukrainians — Liepāja lawyers need to learn

19 people convicted for the Crocus City Hall attack, but Russia still blames Ukraine, because apparently logic there works like our trams in winter.

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Paralympic Games turn into diplomatic circus — Ukrainians at fault for not complaining loudly enough
Sports

Paralympic Games turn into diplomatic circus — Ukrainians at fault for not complaining loudly enough

Ukrainians accuse Paralympic organizers of impropriety, but IPC surprised — they never complained in team leaders' morning meetings.

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Russian oil exports shrinking faster than the queue at North Pier during a romantic sunset
Business

Russian oil exports shrinking faster than the queue at North Pier during a romantic sunset

While Russian oil revenues fall to their lowest level since the war began, Liepāja couples still lovingly stroll along North Pier regardless of sanctions.

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Castile and León Will Have Elections — At Least They Don't Have to Wait for the Bus
Politics

Castile and León Will Have Elections — At Least They Don't Have to Wait for the Bus

While Spanish regions are dealing with political intrigue, in Liepāja the main problem is getting to the Tosele bus stop, since the bus schedule is as predictable as Spanish political changes.

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Police in Liepāja Looking for People Who Have Disappeared from Camera's Field of Vision
Curiosities

Police in Liepāja Looking for People Who Have Disappeared from Camera's Field of Vision

State police are asking for help identifying individuals, as apparently there are people in Liepāja that even they don't know.

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Students up to 9th grade will lose their phones — like the mythical keys to Karosta's basement chambers
City Life

Students up to 9th grade will lose their phones — like the mythical keys to Karosta's basement chambers

Parliament decides to extend mobile phone ban up to 9th grade. Teachers ready to hide devices in Karosta basements.

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Latvia Post begins cooperation with Temu — like Liepāja Metalurgs looking for new sponsors
Business

Latvia Post begins cooperation with Temu — like Liepāja Metalurgs looking for new sponsors

Latvia Post and Chinese online store Temu have signed a cooperation memorandum. Now we'll be able to receive plastic trinkets even faster than in Riga.

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airBaltic extends Dubai flight cancellations — tram still runs more reliably
Transport

airBaltic extends Dubai flight cancellations — tram still runs more reliably

airBaltic cancels all flights to Dubai until the end of March, but the state will pay 400 thousand for repatriation. The Liepāja tram looks at this situation with a sense of superiority.

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Mārupe's Giant Oak Sawyer to Pay €27,500 — As Expensive as Buying Tickets to the Entire Liepāja Theater Season
Curiosities

Mārupe's Giant Oak Sawyer to Pay €27,500 — As Expensive as Buying Tickets to the Entire Liepāja Theater Season

A man received probation and a record-breaking bill for cutting down an oak tree. Such money would have been enough to buy tickets to the entire Liepāja theater repertoire.

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Ukrainian drones heat up Russian oil base — fire produces more heat than Liepāja port when fishermen tell tales about their fresh catch
Curiosities

Ukrainian drones heat up Russian oil base — fire produces more heat than Liepāja port when fishermen tell tales about their fresh catch

In Krasnodar region, Ukrainian drones caused a fire at an oil base. 83 people are fighting flames that have engulfed 150 square meters.

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Iran Attacks Bahrain Fuel Tanks - Like Looking for the Most Interesting Exhibit in Liepāja Museum
Politics

Iran Attacks Bahrain Fuel Tanks - Like Looking for the Most Interesting Exhibit in Liepāja Museum

Rocket fireworks are happening in Persian Gulf states, but it's no celebration. Liepāja residents watch this drama from their safe distance and think about fuel prices.

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