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Poland Fails to Recognize Cyberattack from Iran — Obviously Haven't Tried Liepāja's Free WiFi
Curiosities

Poland Fails to Recognize Cyberattack from Iran — Obviously Haven't Tried Liepāja's Free WiFi

While Poland worries about cyberattacks on nuclear facilities, here in Liepāja we've known for years that the real problems start when you try to connect to the internet at Rose Square.

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US Armed Forces Not Ready to Escort Tankers Through Hormuz — Pētera Street Also Not Ready for Winter Season
Curiosities

US Armed Forces Not Ready to Escort Tankers Through Hormuz — Pētera Street Also Not Ready for Winter Season

While Americans admit they're not ready for war in the Strait of Hormuz, Liepāja residents have been accustomed for years to the fact that nobody is ready for anything.

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UN experts reveal: Human rights are violated more in Belarus than Liepāja metalworker fans' hearts during hockey season
Politics

UN experts reveal: Human rights are violated more in Belarus than Liepāja metalworker fans' hearts during hockey season

UN experts document systematic human rights violations in Belarus that are as regular as Liepāja metalworker fans' chants in the stands.

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Latvians kick off spring season with traditional grass burning — even Liepāja port doesn't get this much smoke

Latvians kick off spring season with traditional grass burning — even Liepāja port doesn't get this much smoke

While the rest of the world tries to reduce carbon dioxide emissions, Latvians continue their ancestral tradition — burning everything that grew last year.

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Valainis wants to sell oil, but Liepāja residents have long known where the real energy is
Politics

Valainis wants to sell oil, but Liepāja residents have long known where the real energy is

The minister promises to release 40,000 tons of oil to the market, while in Liepāja we've been using wind as our main energy source for years.

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Moscow court proves that even terrorism can be blamed on Ukrainians — Liepāja lawyers need to learn
Curiosities

Moscow court proves that even terrorism can be blamed on Ukrainians — Liepāja lawyers need to learn

19 people convicted for the Crocus City Hall attack, but Russia still blames Ukraine, because apparently logic there works like our trams in winter.

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Paralympic Games turn into diplomatic circus — Ukrainians at fault for not complaining loudly enough
Sports

Paralympic Games turn into diplomatic circus — Ukrainians at fault for not complaining loudly enough

Ukrainians accuse Paralympic organizers of impropriety, but IPC surprised — they never complained in team leaders' morning meetings.

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Russian oil exports shrinking faster than the queue at North Pier during a romantic sunset
Business

Russian oil exports shrinking faster than the queue at North Pier during a romantic sunset

While Russian oil revenues fall to their lowest level since the war began, Liepāja couples still lovingly stroll along North Pier regardless of sanctions.

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Castile and León Will Have Elections — At Least They Don't Have to Wait for the Bus
Politics

Castile and León Will Have Elections — At Least They Don't Have to Wait for the Bus

While Spanish regions are dealing with political intrigue, in Liepāja the main problem is getting to the Tosele bus stop, since the bus schedule is as predictable as Spanish political changes.

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Police in Liepāja Looking for People Who Have Disappeared from Camera's Field of Vision
Curiosities

Police in Liepāja Looking for People Who Have Disappeared from Camera's Field of Vision

State police are asking for help identifying individuals, as apparently there are people in Liepāja that even they don't know.

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Students up to 9th grade will lose their phones — like the mythical keys to Karosta's basement chambers
City Life

Students up to 9th grade will lose their phones — like the mythical keys to Karosta's basement chambers

Parliament decides to extend mobile phone ban up to 9th grade. Teachers ready to hide devices in Karosta basements.

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Latvia Post begins cooperation with Temu — like Liepāja Metalurgs looking for new sponsors
Business

Latvia Post begins cooperation with Temu — like Liepāja Metalurgs looking for new sponsors

Latvia Post and Chinese online store Temu have signed a cooperation memorandum. Now we'll be able to receive plastic trinkets even faster than in Riga.

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