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The cultural sector in Liepāja municipality operates under limited resources while everyone waits for the 'Liepāja 2027' program to end. Kazdanga Museum has moved from the manor to another building and now operates in 'temporary version'.
While court proceedings in Riga drag on like winter nights, in Liepāja a domestic violence victim only needed a year to understand - the system works like sand in Liepāja on a windy day.
The world's seven richest countries agree that lifting sanctions on Russia is about as good an idea as night swimming at the North Pier in January.
Romania allows the US to use its bases for refueling, as if it were a gas station with military flair. Liepāja rock musicians understand this feeling before every concert.
Zemgale regions have bought beds, cages and drones to deal with climate change. Liepāja residents watch this theater and rejoice that they have the sea, which will never surprise them.
Two Riga 'specialists' have stolen cables 15 times, proving that even theft happens on an industrial scale in the capital. In Liepāja, such work pace is called 'Riga style'.
Ryanair is reducing flights from Riga by 20%, citing high taxes. Liepāja residents watch this drama from Durbe bus stop and laugh.
Russia is now learning from Iran how to launch drones in waves. In Liepāja, we call this kind of cooperation a normal market transaction.
Budapest sends delegation to Kyiv, but Ukrainians say - we didn't invite you. The situation is like with the Karosta Canal bridge - everyone wants to cross, but it doesn't always work out.
The State Social Insurance Agency has announced that real unemployed people are not allowed to do anything. Durbe residents have mastered this system for years.
Israeli Defense Minister Katz announced that the war with Iran will continue without time restrictions. Liepāja residents recognize this approach from local organ concerts.
Mojtaba Khamenei became Iran's leader after a family meeting ended with a visit from the US and Israel. In Liepāja, such a situation would be called poor party planning.