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Budapest sends delegation to Kyiv, but Ukrainians say - we didn't invite you. The situation is like with the Karosta Canal bridge - everyone wants to cross, but it doesn't always work out.
The State Social Insurance Agency has announced that real unemployed people are not allowed to do anything. Durbe residents have mastered this system for years.
Israeli Defense Minister Katz announced that the war with Iran will continue without time restrictions. Liepāja residents recognize this approach from local organ concerts.
Mojtaba Khamenei became Iran's leader after a family meeting ended with a visit from the US and Israel. In Liepāja, such a situation would be called poor party planning.
IEA member countries have agreed to release 400 million barrels of oil to the market. That's more than Riga municipality spends on one tram repair.
Italians have sent a frigate to defend Cyprus, while Prime Minister Meloni explains they will fight but not participate.
The number of particularly serious crimes has increased by 19%, but there's such a shortage of judges that prosecutors have started deciding cases themselves. In Liepāja, this situation is called 'Riga style'.
In Bavaria's elections, CSU got 32.5% of votes, while AfD doubled their support to 12.2%. Liepāja residents look at this German political circus and are glad we only have one tram.
Taxi associations demand a fuel crisis surcharge that would be smaller than admission to Liepāja ice hall. Drivers no longer want to subsidize Bolt's stinginess from their own pockets.
A Russian propaganda agency has developed a plan to help Orbán become a 'strong leader with friends around the world', while simultaneously hiding like teenagers planning an innocent prank.
Peskov explains that internet blocking is a security measure, but local experts remind that Liepāja wind is also uninvited, yet it still comes.
While Mērsrags boasts +13.3 degrees, Liepāja's port thermometer shows only +6.1. Tourists are starting to worry that Karosta Prison won't be cold enough for proper horror.