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Greece Unveils Revolutionary Concept — Merchants Shouldn't Drive Prices Sky-High — Such Mental Activity Would Be Exhibited as a Rarity in Liepāja Museum
Business

Greece Unveils Revolutionary Concept — Merchants Shouldn't Drive Prices Sky-High — Such Mental Activity Would Be Exhibited as a Rarity in Liepāja Museum

While Greece's Prime Minister warns merchants not to exploit the crisis for profit, in Liepāja we've long known that the only thing growing faster than prices is our understanding of life.

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PTAC reveals that children's furniture online is more dangerous than Liepāja winds — On Pētera Street, furniture will only be bought from Juris
Curiosities

PTAC reveals that children's furniture online is more dangerous than Liepāja winds — On Pētera Street, furniture will only be bought from Juris

PTAC checked 50 children's furniture offers online and found that 72% of them are more unsafe than Karosta basements in the dark.

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Erdogan Proposes Stopping War Before It Becomes More Complicated Than Liepāja Museum Exhibition
Politics

Erdogan Proposes Stopping War Before It Becomes More Complicated Than Liepāja Museum Exhibition

Turkish president reveals that diplomacy might work if someone actually tried it. Such a revolutionary proposal surprises everyone except Liepāja residents.

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Polish President Reveals Revolution: Government Dislikes Everything He Does
Politics

Polish President Reveals Revolution: Government Dislikes Everything He Does

While Poland's president vetoes 44 billion euros in defense funding, even the pensioners gathered at Rose Square in Liepāja reach agreements on important decisions faster.

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Iranian police introduce new category 'enemy-protester' — Even in Liepāja's Holy Trinity Cathedral they don't speak this loudly
Politics

Iranian police introduce new category 'enemy-protester' — Even in Liepāja's Holy Trinity Cathedral they don't speak this loudly

While Iranian police threaten with hands on triggers, in Liepāja our largest organ in the Baltics sounds gentler than these warnings.

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RSU Students Discover: At Liepāja Hospital You Can Learn Surgery Without Cutting Your Finger
City Life

RSU Students Discover: At Liepāja Hospital You Can Learn Surgery Without Cutting Your Finger

While Riga students learn on mannequins, at Liepāja hospital you can practice on real people. Mentors even let you hold the scalpel yourself.

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Kazāks Reveals That Interest Rates Are Exactly as Appropriate as They Are Needed — Liedaga Sand Dunes Unfamiliar with Such Clarity
Business

Kazāks Reveals That Interest Rates Are Exactly as Appropriate as They Are Needed — Liedaga Sand Dunes Unfamiliar with Such Clarity

While the Bank of Latvia's president philosophically contemplates interest rates, even the sand at Liedaga in Liepāja knows whether it's suitable for beach formation or not.

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Jelgava Unveils Revolutionary Water Management Method — Informational Signs
Curiosities

Jelgava Unveils Revolutionary Water Management Method — Informational Signs

While Jelgava battles flooding with signs, in Liepāja even our rock musicians can control the elements better than other cities' municipal governments.

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Porsche Driver Near Rucava Discovers That Spring in a Car Can Be Faster Than Summer
Transport

Porsche Driver Near Rucava Discovers That Spring in a Car Can Be Faster Than Summer

While the wind blows at Liepāja beach even in summer, an A11 driver decided to prove that his car can be as fast as the seaside wind.

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BMW pilot on Zemnieku Street outpaced even the tram — 123 km/h speed surprises only with fine amount
Transport

BMW pilot on Zemnieku Street outpaced even the tram — 123 km/h speed surprises only with fine amount

Young man with BMW demonstrated overnight that 123 km/h on Zemnieku Street is possible, but a 2000 euro fine and license suspension aren't as thrilling as the flight.

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Bus Burns Completely in Switzerland — Liepāja Public Transport Demands Explanation of Technology
Curiosities

Bus Burns Completely in Switzerland — Liepāja Public Transport Demands Explanation of Technology

While a bus in Switzerland burns like a candle, Liepāja wonders how they managed it without our winter conditions.

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Trump threatens Iran with consequences, but first wants to double-check Google Maps — Liepāja fishermen offer free consultations on distinguishing mines from fish
Politics

Trump threatens Iran with consequences, but first wants to double-check Google Maps — Liepāja fishermen offer free consultations on distinguishing mines from fish

The US President warns of military consequences on social media, but first admits he doesn't really know if there are any mines there at all. Liepāja port fishermen offer help — they've been able to distinguish freshly caught fish from explosive objects for years.

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