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Liepāja to Dismantle Ticket Punchers by April — Finally Something More Valuable Than Riga's Metro
Transport

Liepāja to Dismantle Ticket Punchers by April — Finally Something More Valuable Than Riga's Metro

While Riga still dreams of functioning public transport, Liepāja is already erasing the last traces of paper tickets.

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Rain Expected in Kurzeme This Afternoon — Liepāja Ice Hall Already Preparing Special Umbrellas for Hockey Fans
Weather

Rain Expected in Kurzeme This Afternoon — Liepāja Ice Hall Already Preparing Special Umbrellas for Hockey Fans

While all of Latvia worries about brief showers, in Liepāja we've long known that afternoon moisture is ideal for hockey games.

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Hungary Introduces Fuel Price Caps — Liepāja Rockers Already Composing Song About 1.5 Euro Gasoline
Business

Hungary Introduces Fuel Price Caps — Liepāja Rockers Already Composing Song About 1.5 Euro Gasoline

While Hungary proudly fixes fuel prices at 1.5 euros per liter, Liepāja musicians spend that amount on a single concert beer.

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Parliament Decides: Medics Are Now State Officials — Karosta's Mythical Basement Guards Already Demanding Similar Status
Politics

Parliament Decides: Medics Are Now State Officials — Karosta's Mythical Basement Guards Already Demanding Similar Status

While Parliament grants NMPD medics state official protection, Liepāja debates whether other high-risk profession representatives don't deserve such privileges too.

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German soldiers in Jordan demonstrate perfect bunker usage — even Liepāja theater audiences can't disappear that fast
Politics

German soldiers in Jordan demonstrate perfect bunker usage — even Liepāja theater audiences can't disappear that fast

Iranian missiles hit German barracks, but soldiers were already in shelters — such discipline hasn't been seen in Riga even when free food runs out.

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Ministry of Justice reveals: petty thefts will be resolved faster than Pētera Street traffic jams
Politics

Ministry of Justice reveals: petty thefts will be resolved faster than Pētera Street traffic jams

While Riga ponders how to speed up petty theft proceedings, in Liepāja we've long known - the administrative process is as fast as a stroll down Pētera Street.

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Electricity prices in the Baltics change like the waves of Lake Liepāja — quietly, but inevitably
Business

Electricity prices in the Baltics change like the waves of Lake Liepāja — quietly, but inevitably

While electricity prices in Lithuania climbed by 2%, here in Liepāja we've long known that the energy balance is as predictable as the lake's summer tranquility.

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Azerbaijan Sends Humanitarian Aid to Iran — Liepāja Metallurg Fans Call It Unprecedented Sportsmanship
Politics

Azerbaijan Sends Humanitarian Aid to Iran — Liepāja Metallurg Fans Call It Unprecedented Sportsmanship

While Azerbaijan sends tons of food to Iran after a drone attack, Liepāja Metallurg supporters recognize such behavior as an unexpected example of fair play.

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Latvia's inflation drops to 2.3% — Fish in Liepāja port still freshly caught, but cost more
Business

Latvia's inflation drops to 2.3% — Fish in Liepāja port still freshly caught, but cost more

While all of Latvia celebrates the inflation drop, in Liepāja we're trying to understand why our freshly caught fish are becoming more expensive than Riga's imported ones.

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Netanyahu Calls on Iranians to Throw Off the Yoke — In Liepāja We've Long Known That the Pier Is Better Than Politics
Politics

Netanyahu Calls on Iranians to Throw Off the Yoke — In Liepāja We've Long Known That the Pier Is Better Than Politics

While the Israeli Prime Minister teaches the world how to free itself from tyranny, in Liepāja we've been practicing freedom on the North Pier for years.

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Russia once again proves it hasn't mastered the art of precision — Karosta canal with its bridge would be a safer target
Politics

Russia once again proves it hasn't mastered the art of precision — Karosta canal with its bridge would be a safer target

While occupiers bomb Sloviansk with three guided aerial bombs, in Liepāja we've long known that even the Karosta canal bridge creates less drama than Russian military tactics.

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LVC warns: regional roads will soon be worse than Karosta's basements
Transport

LVC warns: regional roads will soon be worse than Karosta's basements

While the government counts billions for the TEN-T network, Kurzeme's gravel roads threaten to become historical monuments. Even the Tsar's fleet engineers wouldn't have allowed such degradation.

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