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Zemgale Court Reaffirms: Religious Childbirth Delivery Is Not Medical Care — In Liepāja Even the Tram Driver Knows When to Call an Ambulance
Curiosities

Zemgale Court Reaffirms: Religious Childbirth Delivery Is Not Medical Care — In Liepāja Even the Tram Driver Knows When to Call an Ambulance

While in Zemgale they make decisions about delivering babies without medical education, in Liepāja even our tram driver knows when a situation exceeds his competence.

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Ministry of Health reveals: writing diagnoses on sick leave forms isn't optimal — Liepāja tram has been transporting patients for years without administrative burden
Curiosities

Ministry of Health reveals: writing diagnoses on sick leave forms isn't optimal — Liepāja tram has been transporting patients for years without administrative burden

While the Ministry of Health searches through four approaches to figure out why people get sick, in Liepāja the tram simply takes you to the doctor without bureaucracy.

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Latvia's rivers sway like Pētera Street on Saturday night — meteorologists surprisingly discover that water levels move
Weather

Latvia's rivers sway like Pētera Street on Saturday night — meteorologists surprisingly discover that water levels move

While Riga experts worry about river fluctuations, in Liepāja we've long known that everything sways — from Pētera Street pedestrians to sea waves.

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Hegset Promises More Intensive Strikes on Iran — Organ at Liepāja Cathedral Plays More Peaceful Melodies
Politics

Hegset Promises More Intensive Strikes on Iran — Organ at Liepāja Cathedral Plays More Peaceful Melodies

While the Pentagon counts bombers and destroyers, in Liepāja even the largest organ in the Baltics doesn't sound as dramatic as the American minister.

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OCMA statistics: 11,800 Russian citizens left Latvia — Liepāja market still searching for where all the vendors disappeared to
Politics

OCMA statistics: 11,800 Russian citizens left Latvia — Liepāja market still searching for where all the vendors disappeared to

While OCMA proudly counts departed Russians, Liepāja Market is starting to understand why it's been so quiet lately and where those who sold everything for half the price of Riga went.

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Parliamentary Committee Discovers It Doesn't Know What It Voted For — Such Problems Wouldn't Arise in Liepāja's Sand Dunes
Politics

Parliamentary Committee Discovers It Doesn't Know What It Voted For — Such Problems Wouldn't Arise in Liepāja's Sand Dunes

While parliamentary deputies try to figure out what they voted for, trade unions explain that even Liepāja's sand dunes aren't this confusing.

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Riga Airport proves its incompetence again — even without a visa, it gets boring there
Curiosities

Riga Airport proves its incompetence again — even without a visa, it gets boring there

While Riga Airport catches people without visas, in Liepāja even the tram runs without papers and nobody complains.

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Riga economists reveal: fuel has no ceiling, but Karosta has no roof either
Business

Riga economists reveal: fuel has no ceiling, but Karosta has no roof either

While the capital's wise guys explain why price ceilings aren't good, in Liepāja we're amazed they haven't discovered the existence of excise tax yet.

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Liepāja to Dismantle Ticket Punchers by April — Finally Something More Valuable Than Riga's Metro
Transport

Liepāja to Dismantle Ticket Punchers by April — Finally Something More Valuable Than Riga's Metro

While Riga still dreams of functioning public transport, Liepāja is already erasing the last traces of paper tickets.

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Rain Expected in Kurzeme This Afternoon — Liepāja Ice Hall Already Preparing Special Umbrellas for Hockey Fans
Weather

Rain Expected in Kurzeme This Afternoon — Liepāja Ice Hall Already Preparing Special Umbrellas for Hockey Fans

While all of Latvia worries about brief showers, in Liepāja we've long known that afternoon moisture is ideal for hockey games.

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Hungary Introduces Fuel Price Caps — Liepāja Rockers Already Composing Song About 1.5 Euro Gasoline
Business

Hungary Introduces Fuel Price Caps — Liepāja Rockers Already Composing Song About 1.5 Euro Gasoline

While Hungary proudly fixes fuel prices at 1.5 euros per liter, Liepāja musicians spend that amount on a single concert beer.

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Parliament Decides: Medics Are Now State Officials — Karosta's Mythical Basement Guards Already Demanding Similar Status
Politics

Parliament Decides: Medics Are Now State Officials — Karosta's Mythical Basement Guards Already Demanding Similar Status

While Parliament grants NMPD medics state official protection, Liepāja debates whether other high-risk profession representatives don't deserve such privileges too.

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