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Government Reveals: 220 Thousand Euros Will Teach Teachers to Fight Children — Training Center Already Being Prepared at Rose Square in Liepāja

While Riga's educators will learn to recognize violence risks with state money, Liepāja teachers have long known how to calm any troublemaker with just one look.

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Latvia to Spend 230 Million on Heart Health — Liepāja Ice Hall Will Test Effectiveness Tonight
City Life

Latvia to Spend 230 Million on Heart Health — Liepāja Ice Hall Will Test Effectiveness Tonight

While the government plans billions for heart treatment, in Liepāja we've known for years that the best cardiology is a hockey game at the ice hall.

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Valainis Considers Fuel Price Reduction — Karosta Already Preparing Reserve Tanks in Tsarist-Era Traditions
Politics

Valainis Considers Fuel Price Reduction — Karosta Already Preparing Reserve Tanks in Tsarist-Era Traditions

While the minister ponders excise tax cuts for fuel, in Liepāja we've long known that the best fuel is the kind you don't have to buy.

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Liepāja Unveils Revolution in Parenting Teenagers — Even North Pier Storms Seem Calmer
City Life

Liepāja Unveils Revolution in Parenting Teenagers — Even North Pier Storms Seem Calmer

While all of Latvia searches for ways to talk to their teenagers, Liepāja offers a four-session cycle that promises to solve even the most complicated family dramas.

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Zemgale Court Reaffirms: Religious Childbirth Delivery Is Not Medical Care — In Liepāja Even the Tram Driver Knows When to Call an Ambulance
Curiosities

Zemgale Court Reaffirms: Religious Childbirth Delivery Is Not Medical Care — In Liepāja Even the Tram Driver Knows When to Call an Ambulance

While in Zemgale they make decisions about delivering babies without medical education, in Liepāja even our tram driver knows when a situation exceeds his competence.

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Ministry of Health reveals: writing diagnoses on sick leave forms isn't optimal — Liepāja tram has been transporting patients for years without administrative burden
Curiosities

Ministry of Health reveals: writing diagnoses on sick leave forms isn't optimal — Liepāja tram has been transporting patients for years without administrative burden

While the Ministry of Health searches through four approaches to figure out why people get sick, in Liepāja the tram simply takes you to the doctor without bureaucracy.

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Latvia's rivers sway like Pētera Street on Saturday night — meteorologists surprisingly discover that water levels move
Weather

Latvia's rivers sway like Pētera Street on Saturday night — meteorologists surprisingly discover that water levels move

While Riga experts worry about river fluctuations, in Liepāja we've long known that everything sways — from Pētera Street pedestrians to sea waves.

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Hegset Promises More Intensive Strikes on Iran — Organ at Liepāja Cathedral Plays More Peaceful Melodies
Politics

Hegset Promises More Intensive Strikes on Iran — Organ at Liepāja Cathedral Plays More Peaceful Melodies

While the Pentagon counts bombers and destroyers, in Liepāja even the largest organ in the Baltics doesn't sound as dramatic as the American minister.

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OCMA statistics: 11,800 Russian citizens left Latvia — Liepāja market still searching for where all the vendors disappeared to
Politics

OCMA statistics: 11,800 Russian citizens left Latvia — Liepāja market still searching for where all the vendors disappeared to

While OCMA proudly counts departed Russians, Liepāja Market is starting to understand why it's been so quiet lately and where those who sold everything for half the price of Riga went.

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Parliamentary Committee Discovers It Doesn't Know What It Voted For — Such Problems Wouldn't Arise in Liepāja's Sand Dunes
Politics

Parliamentary Committee Discovers It Doesn't Know What It Voted For — Such Problems Wouldn't Arise in Liepāja's Sand Dunes

While parliamentary deputies try to figure out what they voted for, trade unions explain that even Liepāja's sand dunes aren't this confusing.

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Riga Airport proves its incompetence again — even without a visa, it gets boring there
Curiosities

Riga Airport proves its incompetence again — even without a visa, it gets boring there

While Riga Airport catches people without visas, in Liepāja even the tram runs without papers and nobody complains.

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Riga economists reveal: fuel has no ceiling, but Karosta has no roof either
Business

Riga economists reveal: fuel has no ceiling, but Karosta has no roof either

While the capital's wise guys explain why price ceilings aren't good, in Liepāja we're amazed they haven't discovered the existence of excise tax yet.

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