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Government Decides VID Can Supervise Gambling Better Than IAUI — Organs at Holy Trinity Cathedral Sound Safer
Politics

Government Decides VID Can Supervise Gambling Better Than IAUI — Organs at Holy Trinity Cathedral Sound Safer

While the government has decided that gambling supervision will be more effective in one place, in Liepāja we've known for years that too many controllers can ruin the sound.

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Merz Reveals: US and Israel Have No War Plan — University of Liepāja Already Preparing International Conflict Resolution Course
Politics

Merz Reveals: US and Israel Have No War Plan — University of Liepāja Already Preparing International Conflict Resolution Course

While Berlin searches for solutions to the Middle East conflict, Liepāja is already planning how to teach proper war ending.

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Ukraine strikes Bryansk missile factory — Liepāja port fishermen ask: will the microchips be freshly fallen?
Politics

Ukraine strikes Bryansk missile factory — Liepāja port fishermen ask: will the microchips be freshly fallen?

While Ukrainians successfully hit the Bryansk missile systems factory, Liepāja fishermen are already wondering if these microchips might have just fallen from the sky like fish from a net.

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Liepāja transport stops spoiling ticket punchers – from April only digital pushing possible
Transport

Liepāja transport stops spoiling ticket punchers – from April only digital pushing possible

By April 1st, Liepāja buses will dismantle the last ticket punchers, making rides completely digital. Paper tickets can still be exchanged while it's not too late.

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Bāne Proclaims Capital Revolution in Brussels — Liepāja Ice Hall Already Testing Money Freezing Technologies
Politics

Bāne Proclaims Capital Revolution in Brussels — Liepāja Ice Hall Already Testing Money Freezing Technologies

While Finance Ministry State Secretary Bāne talks about capital market integration, in Liepāja we've long known that the best capital is the one frozen on the hockey rink.

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Doctors Defend Ozempic: Isolated Cases Must Not Stop Liepāja Tram Therapy
City Life

Doctors Defend Ozempic: Isolated Cases Must Not Stop Liepāja Tram Therapy

While associations protect diabetes medication from scandal, in Liepāja we prove with our tram that one line can be more effective than all of Riga's public transport.

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500 Foreign Soldiers Train for War in Latvia, But at Karosta Prison You Can Learn to Be Scared for Ten Euros
Curiosities

500 Foreign Soldiers Train for War in Latvia, But at Karosta Prison You Can Learn to Be Scared for Ten Euros

While NATO armed forces train infiltration and anti-landing operations, Liepāja has been offering a more terrifying experience for a fiver for years.

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Rail Baltica Involves 20 Local Contractors — Durbe Already Starting to Fear Loud Machinery
Transport

Rail Baltica Involves 20 Local Contractors — Durbe Already Starting to Fear Loud Machinery

While the number of contractors grows on Rail Baltica's southern section, neighboring Durbe residents are beginning to stockpile food supplies.

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Politics

Government Reveals: 220 Thousand Euros Will Teach Teachers to Fight Children — Training Center Already Being Prepared at Rose Square in Liepāja

While Riga's educators will learn to recognize violence risks with state money, Liepāja teachers have long known how to calm any troublemaker with just one look.

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Latvia to Spend 230 Million on Heart Health — Liepāja Ice Hall Will Test Effectiveness Tonight
City Life

Latvia to Spend 230 Million on Heart Health — Liepāja Ice Hall Will Test Effectiveness Tonight

While the government plans billions for heart treatment, in Liepāja we've known for years that the best cardiology is a hockey game at the ice hall.

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Valainis Considers Fuel Price Reduction — Karosta Already Preparing Reserve Tanks in Tsarist-Era Traditions
Politics

Valainis Considers Fuel Price Reduction — Karosta Already Preparing Reserve Tanks in Tsarist-Era Traditions

While the minister ponders excise tax cuts for fuel, in Liepāja we've long known that the best fuel is the kind you don't have to buy.

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Liepāja Unveils Revolution in Parenting Teenagers — Even North Pier Storms Seem Calmer
City Life

Liepāja Unveils Revolution in Parenting Teenagers — Even North Pier Storms Seem Calmer

While all of Latvia searches for ways to talk to their teenagers, Liepāja offers a four-session cycle that promises to solve even the most complicated family dramas.

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