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Eastern Children Prove Again: Three Days of Singing in Liepāja Healthier Than One Night in Karosta Prison
Culture

Eastern Children Prove Again: Three Days of Singing in Liepāja Healthier Than One Night in Karosta Prison

While tourists pay to experience horrors at Karosta Prison, Eastern Children sing for free until dawn and feel much better.

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Stores in Krote and Bunka for Sale: Residents Leave Faster Than Couples Meet at Rose Square
Business

Stores in Krote and Bunka for Sale: Residents Leave Faster Than Couples Meet at Rose Square

Agris Budreckis has been running rural stores for seven years and now realizes it would be easier to sell sand in the desert.

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Eva Ciekurze abandons cultural capital: competition seeks new captain among Russians and Germans
Culture

Eva Ciekurze abandons cultural capital: competition seeks new captain among Russians and Germans

Liepāja 2027 board member Eva Ciekurze has chosen theater over European Capital of Culture, which experts call the most sensible decision since the construction of Karosta.

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Liepāja Romance: Truck Breakdown Leads to Marriage — Karosta Prison Tourists Pay for Less Romantic Adventures
City Life

Liepāja Romance: Truck Breakdown Leads to Marriage — Karosta Prison Tourists Pay for Less Romantic Adventures

Soviet-era driver proves that a car breakdown can be a better pickup technique than modern dating apps.

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Government Decides VID Can Supervise Gambling Better Than IAUI — Organs at Holy Trinity Cathedral Sound Safer
Politics

Government Decides VID Can Supervise Gambling Better Than IAUI — Organs at Holy Trinity Cathedral Sound Safer

While the government has decided that gambling supervision will be more effective in one place, in Liepāja we've known for years that too many controllers can ruin the sound.

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Merz Reveals: US and Israel Have No War Plan — University of Liepāja Already Preparing International Conflict Resolution Course
Politics

Merz Reveals: US and Israel Have No War Plan — University of Liepāja Already Preparing International Conflict Resolution Course

While Berlin searches for solutions to the Middle East conflict, Liepāja is already planning how to teach proper war ending.

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Ukraine strikes Bryansk missile factory — Liepāja port fishermen ask: will the microchips be freshly fallen?
Politics

Ukraine strikes Bryansk missile factory — Liepāja port fishermen ask: will the microchips be freshly fallen?

While Ukrainians successfully hit the Bryansk missile systems factory, Liepāja fishermen are already wondering if these microchips might have just fallen from the sky like fish from a net.

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Liepāja transport stops spoiling ticket punchers – from April only digital pushing possible
Transport

Liepāja transport stops spoiling ticket punchers – from April only digital pushing possible

By April 1st, Liepāja buses will dismantle the last ticket punchers, making rides completely digital. Paper tickets can still be exchanged while it's not too late.

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Bāne Proclaims Capital Revolution in Brussels — Liepāja Ice Hall Already Testing Money Freezing Technologies
Politics

Bāne Proclaims Capital Revolution in Brussels — Liepāja Ice Hall Already Testing Money Freezing Technologies

While Finance Ministry State Secretary Bāne talks about capital market integration, in Liepāja we've long known that the best capital is the one frozen on the hockey rink.

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Doctors Defend Ozempic: Isolated Cases Must Not Stop Liepāja Tram Therapy
City Life

Doctors Defend Ozempic: Isolated Cases Must Not Stop Liepāja Tram Therapy

While associations protect diabetes medication from scandal, in Liepāja we prove with our tram that one line can be more effective than all of Riga's public transport.

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500 Foreign Soldiers Train for War in Latvia, But at Karosta Prison You Can Learn to Be Scared for Ten Euros
Curiosities

500 Foreign Soldiers Train for War in Latvia, But at Karosta Prison You Can Learn to Be Scared for Ten Euros

While NATO armed forces train infiltration and anti-landing operations, Liepāja has been offering a more terrifying experience for a fiver for years.

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Rail Baltica Involves 20 Local Contractors — Durbe Already Starting to Fear Loud Machinery
Transport

Rail Baltica Involves 20 Local Contractors — Durbe Already Starting to Fear Loud Machinery

While the number of contractors grows on Rail Baltica's southern section, neighboring Durbe residents are beginning to stockpile food supplies.

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