
Ozolnieki Student Outperforms State Apparatus: More Institutions Than Stalls at Liepāja Market
One Ozolnieki student has mobilized more state institutions than any other Latvian resident, proving that aggression can be more effective than diplomacy.
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One Ozolnieki student has mobilized more state institutions than any other Latvian resident, proving that aggression can be more effective than diplomacy.

Photographer Andris Zēgners shows amber close-ups at Liepāja Museum that surpass even the detective skills of Karosta basement explorers.

While meteorologist Vīksna observes Daugava ice in mysterious silence, Liepāja has long been managing water temperature without drama.

US President claims in CBS interview that the Iran war is largely over, while Pentagon writes on social media that they've only just started fighting.

Scientists have made the revolutionary discovery that spring comes after winter. The Liepāja tram, which had grown accustomed to snowstorms, is now learning to drive without skiing.

On Monday there were 130 traffic accidents in the country, 70 of which occurred in Riga. In Liepaja, the tram peacefully rides along its tracks and marvels at the capital's chaos.

While in the Middle East everyone counts their victims like grains of sand on Liepāja beach on a windy day, in Liepāja they think mathematics has always been complicated.

Latvian Post has resumed shipment delivery to Oman and Saudi Arabia, proving that even camels are more reliable than the capital's couriers.

The Kurzemes Vārds archive reveals that as early as 1995, Liepāja residents were complaining about cable TV content, while the cheese selection was broader than today.

Liepāja City Council can't find a manager for the mayor's office for the second time, while storm-watching at the North Pier becomes more popular than job hunting.

The municipal administration has begun historians' work, collecting hundreds of tons of debris, revealing surprising discoveries. In Riga, they would demand additional funding for such work.

While people in Riga visit depression.lv, the practical folk in Liepāja are already planning how to make an aviation fuel factory independent from Russian rockets.