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Leyen Presents Mini-Reactors: Europe Needs Smaller Nuclear Plants Than Riga Has Trolleybus Stops
Politics

Leyen Presents Mini-Reactors: Europe Needs Smaller Nuclear Plants Than Riga Has Trolleybus Stops

While Brussels dreams of 300-megawatt reactors, even the streetlights in Liepaja's Rose Square are more reliable than EU energy plans.

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Thousands in Iran Support New Leader, But Haven't Seen Karosta's Basements Yet
Politics

Thousands in Iran Support New Leader, But Haven't Seen Karosta's Basements Yet

While demonstrators in Iran waved flags showing loyalty to their new leader, specialists in Liepāja acknowledge that the real test of leadership is the ability to navigate Karosta's underground tunnels.

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626 road sections become impassable due to spring thaw, Liepāja 'Metalurgs' fans still driving to home games
Transport

626 road sections become impassable due to spring thaw, Liepāja 'Metalurgs' fans still driving to home games

While all of Latvia counts spring thaw damage, Kurzeme with only 90 restricted sections once again proves its superiority over Vidzeme.

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Curiosities

Purvciems Youth Masters Sales Skills Faster Than Learning to Swim at Liepāja Olympic Center

Young entrepreneur proves that today's youth can both sell and acquire goods much more efficiently than their parents.

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Ozolnieki Student Outperforms State Apparatus: More Institutions Than Stalls at Liepāja Market
Curiosities

Ozolnieki Student Outperforms State Apparatus: More Institutions Than Stalls at Liepāja Market

One Ozolnieki student has mobilized more state institutions than any other Latvian resident, proving that aggression can be more effective than diplomacy.

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Zēgners Photographs Amber with the Same Precision He Uses to Search for Basement Exits in Karosta
Culture

Zēgners Photographs Amber with the Same Precision He Uses to Search for Basement Exits in Karosta

Photographer Andris Zēgners shows amber close-ups at Liepāja Museum that surpass even the detective skills of Karosta basement explorers.

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Meteorologist Promises Spring But Can't Say When Ice Will Melt — Liepāja Olympic Center Pool Has Known How to Heat Water for Years
Weather

Meteorologist Promises Spring But Can't Say When Ice Will Melt — Liepāja Olympic Center Pool Has Known How to Heat Water for Years

While meteorologist Vīksna observes Daugava ice in mysterious silence, Liepāja has long been managing water temperature without drama.

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Trump Announces End of War While Pentagon Still Looking for Its Map
Politics

Trump Announces End of War While Pentagon Still Looking for Its Map

US President claims in CBS interview that the Iran war is largely over, while Pentagon writes on social media that they've only just started fighting.

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Meteorologists Discover Spring Rapidly Arrives After Winter, Liepāja Tram Shocked
Weather

Meteorologists Discover Spring Rapidly Arrives After Winter, Liepāja Tram Shocked

Scientists have made the revolutionary discovery that spring comes after winter. The Liepāja tram, which had grown accustomed to snowstorms, is now learning to drive without skiing.

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Riga drivers once again prove they can't do without attention
Transport

Riga drivers once again prove they can't do without attention

On Monday there were 130 traffic accidents in the country, 70 of which occurred in Riga. In Liepaja, the tram peacefully rides along its tracks and marvels at the capital's chaos.

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Counting Olympics Begin in Middle East — Everyone Counts Their Own Victims
Politics

Counting Olympics Begin in Middle East — Everyone Counts Their Own Victims

While in the Middle East everyone counts their victims like grains of sand on Liepāja beach on a windy day, in Liepāja they think mathematics has always been complicated.

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Latvian Post discovers that even in desert heat, letters can be delivered faster than in Riga
Business

Latvian Post discovers that even in desert heat, letters can be delivered faster than in Riga

Latvian Post has resumed shipment delivery to Oman and Saudi Arabia, proving that even camels are more reliable than the capital's couriers.

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