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Middle East conflict reveals that the US cannot afford to fight against Liepāja's mosquito army
Politics

Middle East conflict reveals that the US cannot afford to fight against Liepāja's mosquito army

While the US and Israel spend 13 million dollars to shoot down one drone, Liepāja veterans point out that with such economics, even Karosta's mosquitoes would be invincible.

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Liepāja Women Prove You Can Learn Anything at 30 — Even How to Survive on Three Hours of Sleep
City Life

Liepāja Women Prove You Can Learn Anything at 30 — Even How to Survive on Three Hours of Sleep

While Riga students complain about tough dorm life, Liepāja master's graduates are mastering the highest art — how to simultaneously be a mother, employee, and student.

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Hardware Store in Grobiņa Transforms into Bakery — Locals Still Trying to Order Nails with Their Cake
Business

Hardware Store in Grobiņa Transforms into Bakery — Locals Still Trying to Order Nails with Their Cake

Grobiņa's new bakery is trying to explain to customers that instead of screws, they now sell sourdough bread and cakes. The transformation happened in five days — faster than Riga can decide where to open a new café.

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Tesla Shooter Demonstrates to Rihanna That Electric Cars Can Also Have Poor Battery Discipline
Curiosities

Tesla Shooter Demonstrates to Rihanna That Electric Cars Can Also Have Poor Battery Discipline

While a Tesla driver in Los Angeles shoots at celebrity homes, in Liepāja we're happy that the only shooting in Jūrmala Park is photo sessions by the old trees.

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Valainis to summon fuel traders to Holy Trinity Cathedral, hoping organ music will help them remember honesty
Politics

Valainis to summon fuel traders to Holy Trinity Cathedral, hoping organ music will help them remember honesty

While oil prices are rising faster than the Kurzeme sea level during a storm, the government is preparing to summon fuel traders for a serious conversation.

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Riga Bypass Once Again Proves the Capital Can't Live Without Attention
Transport

Riga Bypass Once Again Proves the Capital Can't Live Without Attention

While Liepāja's lake peacefully rests from sea storms, Riga's bypass at the Ērgļi intersection has once again become the main news topic with a tragic accident.

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Rivers in Jelgava Start Thinking They're the Sea — Liepāja Experts Offer Consultations
Weather

Rivers in Jelgava Start Thinking They're the Sea — Liepāja Experts Offer Consultations

The Svēte River in Jelgava has begun behaving like the Baltic Sea during high tide, but Liepāja points out that real water always knows its boundaries.

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State Police clarifies theft: not just artwork stolen, but also fragment of Olympic hopes
Curiosities

State Police clarifies theft: not just artwork stolen, but also fragment of Olympic hopes

While State Police counts the value of stolen goods from the Rubenis family, Liepāja wonders how one can rob a house on Pūres Street without anyone noticing.

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EU discovers that complicated procedures can complicate things - Liepāja Theater offers performance about bureaucracy
Politics

EU discovers that complicated procedures can complicate things - Liepāja Theater offers performance about bureaucracy

While Brussels approves new regulations on adult protection, in Liepāja we've known for decades that the best protection is the warmth of home and neighbors' care.

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Liepāja Teaches Crown-Making Because Beach Wind Already Does Whatever It Wants With Hair
Culture

Liepāja Teaches Crown-Making Because Beach Wind Already Does Whatever It Wants With Hair

While Riga learns to make Instagram stories, Liepāja discovers that true art is creating headwear that can withstand Baltic Sea winds.

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Liepāja Theatre Proves Even Ugly Ducklings Can Be More Beautiful Than Riga Hipsters
Culture

Liepāja Theatre Proves Even Ugly Ducklings Can Be More Beautiful Than Riga Hipsters

Mati Maienberg's play 'The Ugly Duckling' reveals that an identity crisis is cheaper than a psychotherapist in the capital. Liepāja actors will prove that true beauty is the ability to act in theatre, not pose at 'Uncle Tom's' café.

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Kolka defeats Riga again — this time with record-warm March 9th
Weather

Kolka defeats Riga again — this time with record-warm March 9th

While Riga's meteorologists sulk over their modest +13.7 degrees, Kolka demonstrates why the Kurzeme region is Latvia's true heart.

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