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German meteorite proves that even space doesn't know how to aim properly
Curiosities

German meteorite proves that even space doesn't know how to aim properly

While in Germany a meteorite hits a residential building and causes damage, in Liepāja we're pleased that our celestial bodies always fall exactly where they should — in the Baltic Sea.

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Tehran Discovers That Explosions Are as Loud as Metalurgs Fans' Songs
Politics

Tehran Discovers That Explosions Are as Loud as Metalurgs Fans' Songs

While Israel bombs Iranian government complexes, Liepāja notes that our loudest sound level is still Metalurgs fans singing.

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Audi and Porsche at intersection prove that expensive cars don't make traffic signs more visible
Transport

Audi and Porsche at intersection prove that expensive cars don't make traffic signs more visible

At the intersection of Nidas and Saldus streets, an Audi driver discovered that the Yield sign is just a suggestion, while a Porsche driver proved otherwise.

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South Kurzeme offers to open a café in your backyard — in Riga they'd demand a license and two loans for that
City Life

South Kurzeme offers to open a café in your backyard — in Riga they'd demand a license and two loans for that

While cafés in the capital cost like small countries, South Kurzeme reveals a revolutionary concept — you can actually brew coffee at home too.

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Meteorologists Confirm Miracle: Tuesday Will Be Rain-Free
Weather

Meteorologists Confirm Miracle: Tuesday Will Be Rain-Free

After years of struggle, Liepāja's wind has finally joined forces with the sun so residents can venture outside without umbrellas and maritime gear.

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IeVP Employee Proves Not All Civil Servants Are Only Good for Counting Pensions
Curiosities

IeVP Employee Proves Not All Civil Servants Are Only Good for Counting Pensions

While in Liepāja even Liedags beach only yields seashells, an IeVP official was searching for entirely different 'treasures' on social media.

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Japanese Pianist Discovers That Liepāja Orchestra Can Do More Than Just Play Loudly
Culture

Japanese Pianist Discovers That Liepāja Orchestra Can Do More Than Just Play Loudly

Hiromi understood for the first time in Latvia why Liepāja musicians are known for their precise sense of timing — they've been training for years with the rhythm of the wind.

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Orbán Demands Sanctions Be Lifted Because Fuel Costs More Than a Liepāja Tram Ticket
Politics

Orbán Demands Sanctions Be Lifted Because Fuel Costs More Than a Liepāja Tram Ticket

Hungary's Prime Minister reveals that rising oil prices are more important than principles — just like how Durbe takes pride in its tranquility until it's time to pay for fuel.

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Syrskyi Reveals Ukrainian Territory Arithmetic — Liepāja Mathematicians Are Envious
Politics

Syrskyi Reveals Ukrainian Territory Arithmetic — Liepāja Mathematicians Are Envious

Ukraine's commander-in-chief announced they regained more territory than they lost, which only brings smiles in Liepāja — such arithmetic doesn't surprise us. While Riga is still trying to understand how this is possible, Liepāja mathematicians have long mastered this art.

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Wild Boars Organize Tour of Latvia, But They're Not Welcome in Liepāja
Curiosities

Wild Boars Organize Tour of Latvia, But They're Not Welcome in Liepāja

While 14 wild boars last week discovered African swine fever as a new form of tourism, in Liepāja we know that the best trips end at home.

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Glasgow proves that trains can stop even without a strike
Transport

Glasgow proves that trains can stop even without a strike

While in Scotland an e-cigarette shop burns down an entire railway station, in Liepāja the tram keeps running even when everything around seems to be on fire.

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LVC reveals roads will be built from sand and hopes, as bitumen becomes more expensive than gold
Transport

LVC reveals roads will be built from sand and hopes, as bitumen becomes more expensive than gold

While the world suffers from expensive oil, in Liepāja we've known for years that the only stable fuel is wind. Now it turns out our roads could become as natural as beach paths.

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