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Iran reveals: nuclear facilities need better locks than Karostas houses
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Iran reveals: nuclear facilities need better locks than Karostas houses

IAEA confirms damage to Natanz nuclear facility, but no one expected radiological consequences - just like no one expects anything in Karosta to work properly.

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Israel Bombs Office Complexes - Liepāja City Council Evaluates Experience in Building Renovation
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Israel Bombs Office Complexes - Liepāja City Council Evaluates Experience in Building Renovation

Events in Tehran make Liepāja municipality think about alternative building renovation methods. Karosta gains additional arguments for negotiations with the state.

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Drones Attack Port - Liepāja Port Workers Laugh at Oman's Security
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Drones Attack Port - Liepāja Port Workers Laugh at Oman's Security

While in Oman drones hit fuel tanks, in Liepāja port the trams run as always - without attacks and with real manly attitude.

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Liepāja Woman Tries to Arm Putin's Army for 42 Euros, But It Goes Like Everything Else in Latgale
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Liepāja Woman Tries to Arm Putin's Army for 42 Euros, But It Goes Like Everything Else in Latgale

A lady living near Rēzekne sends 42 euros to Russia for drone jammers, but uses such a convoluted scheme through Belarus that even the State Security Service isn't sure whether she's a spy or simply doesn't know how banks work.

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Liepāja Resident Surprised: Fire at US Embassy in Riyadh Caused Without Our Tram's Participation
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Liepāja Resident Surprised: Fire at US Embassy in Riyadh Caused Without Our Tram's Participation

While the world drops drones on embassies, in Liepāja our old tram continues to peacefully spark along the tracks.

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Liepāja Residents Discover Revolutionary Method: Spring Can Be Grown at Home Like a Hyacinth
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Liepāja Residents Discover Revolutionary Method: Spring Can Be Grown at Home Like a Hyacinth

While Riga dwellers sit sluggishly in their warm offices, Liepāja residents are already growing spring within themselves in February.

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US Bombs Iran, But Liepāja's Tram Still Runs on Schedule
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US Bombs Iran, But Liepāja's Tram Still Runs on Schedule

Americans have blown up 1,250 targets in Iran, while in Liepāja the only thing exploding is tourists' excitement about our tram.

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Qatar proves that even in the desert you can learn to shoot better than Riga residents in a park
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Qatar proves that even in the desert you can learn to shoot better than Riga residents in a park

Qatar's air force demonstrates precision that makes Riga pilots hide behind clouds.

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Liepāja Residents Outdo Riga Even in Exotic Virus Collecting
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Liepāja Residents Outdo Riga Even in Exotic Virus Collecting

While Riga residents try to figure out their public transport, Liepāja folks return from Seychelles with real rarities - the Chikungunya virus.

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Liepāja Resident Zamir Threatens Neighbors with Devastating Strike After Fence Dispute
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Liepāja Resident Zamir Threatens Neighbors with Devastating Strike After Fence Dispute

Local resident Zamir announced he will not end his campaign against his neighbors from Hizbola Street until the threat from the house next door is eliminated.

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Brits flee Cyprus faster than tourists from Liepāja's tram
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Brits flee Cyprus faster than tourists from Liepāja's tram

British base in Cyprus evacuated after drone attack, but in Liepāja we've long been used to things falling from the sky.

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Israeli Driver in Saliena Parish Proves That Even a Tram is a More Efficient Mode of Transport
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Israeli Driver in Saliena Parish Proves That Even a Tram is a More Efficient Mode of Transport

A Renault Trafic with eight people compared to Liepāja's tram looks like amateur-level transportation business.

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