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Liepāja Residents Will Learn Swimming Safety Online: Tram to Southwest Pier No Longer Running
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Liepāja Residents Will Learn Swimming Safety Online: Tram to Southwest Pier No Longer Running

While Riga is still calculating how much lifeguard courses cost, Liepāja will teach swimming safety for free. Participants are also promised free access to knowledge needed to avoid ending up in newspapers with the headline 'drowned'.

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Liepāja Residents Choose Phones Like Sausages at the Market: Pro Model is Like Imported, But Regular is Also Edible
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Liepāja Residents Choose Phones Like Sausages at the Market: Pro Model is Like Imported, But Regular is Also Edible

While people in Riga pay for status, our folks understand that a phone is just a phone.

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JaunLiepāja community cleanup promises to be more epic than Metalurgs matches: window washing and free soup
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JaunLiepāja community cleanup promises to be more epic than Metalurgs matches: window washing and free soup

While Riga teaches paid courses on neighborly relations, JaunLiepāja uses the good old method - shared work and free soup - to unite the community.

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Spring Cleaning Returns: When Even Old Pantyhose Can Become a Style Icon
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Spring Cleaning Returns: When Even Old Pantyhose Can Become a Style Icon

On April 25th at the Latvian Society House, the beloved second-chance market will take place, where you can both find special items and get rid of them.

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Liepāja Hospital Reveals: Hepatitis C is Quieter Than Our Cathedral Organ, But More Treatable Than Riga's Public Transport
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Liepāja Hospital Reveals: Hepatitis C is Quieter Than Our Cathedral Organ, But More Treatable Than Riga's Public Transport

While treatment in Riga costs like a new car, in Liepāja hepatitis C is cured for free and faster than the capital fixes a single pothole.

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Liepāja Journalist Discovers Revolutionary Solution for Night Singers: Do Nothing
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Liepāja Journalist Discovers Revolutionary Solution for Night Singers: Do Nothing

Liene Kupiča demonstrates the highest art of patience while neighbors turn night into a karaoke show. Hotel singers prove there are no limits to bad voices.

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Liepāja Water Prepares Aromatherapy for Reiņu Mežs and Cieceres Residents
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Liepāja Water Prepares Aromatherapy for Reiņu Mežs and Cieceres Residents

SIA Liepāja Water promises residents a free aromatic experience while repairing the sewage system. The steam will be complimentary.

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Liepāja market overtaken by willow crisis: willows extinct, but prices blooming
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Liepāja market overtaken by willow crisis: willows extinct, but prices blooming

Liepāja vendors complain about willow shortage while buyers pay two and a half euros for a willow bouquet. Meanwhile, birch sap sells for one euro per liter.

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Liepāja Social Housing Residents Turn Out to Be Free as Birds — Who Would Have Thought?
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Liepāja Social Housing Residents Turn Out to Be Free as Birds — Who Would Have Thought?

After a senior citizen's disappearance, the shocking truth emerges: social housing isn't prison with electronic ankle bracelets.

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Liepāja Nurse's Assistant Defeats Riga Medical Elite with Thirty Years of Trained Patience
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Liepāja Nurse's Assistant Defeats Riga Medical Elite with Thirty Years of Trained Patience

While Riga medics are still learning to tell a stethoscope from a thermometer, Ingrīda Kalniņa at Liepāja Hospital receives a prestigious award for her ability to calm both newborns and their panicked parents.

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Ministry of Health Reveals Revolution: Children Will Be Vaccinated Faster Than a Bach Fugue Plays at Holy Trinity Cathedral
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Ministry of Health Reveals Revolution: Children Will Be Vaccinated Faster Than a Bach Fugue Plays at Holy Trinity Cathedral

The Ministry of Health has decided to outpace the measles virus by moving vaccination from seven to four years of age. While Riga is still searching for funding for basic functions, Liepaja is already planning vaccination ceremonies with organ accompaniment.

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Liepāja City Council reveals: preschoolers also need assistants so they don't get lost in Karosta

While Riga is still learning to count to 25, Liepāja is already planning assistant services worth 86 thousand — cheaper than renovating one Riga kindergarten.

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