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Nature Protection Needs Money: 100 Euros for Every 100 People in the Forest
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Nature Protection Needs Money: 100 Euros for Every 100 People in the Forest

The government has revealed that nature protection isn't free - now for every tree that more than a hundred people look at, you'll have to pay like for a Riga apartment rent.

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Russia Shows Its 'Precision' Again — Hits Only 37 Out of 345 Targets
Politics

Russia Shows Its 'Precision' Again — Hits Only 37 Out of 345 Targets

In a night attack with 48 missiles and 297 drones, Russia demonstrated particularly 'high' effectiveness that would shame even our old Karosta cannons.

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Trump Learns the Art of Customs Tariffs from Liepāja Market Vendors
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Trump Learns the Art of Customs Tariffs from Liepāja Market Vendors

The American president, after studying the Supreme Court decision, has decided to implement global customs tariffs, apparently inspired by Liepāja Central Market's pricing policy.

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In Turkey, journalist receives free police excursion for writing the truth
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In Turkey, journalist receives free police excursion for writing the truth

In Istanbul, 30 police officers went on a group trip to pick up one journalist who had been too honest in his work.

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Madonas vicemērs pierāda, ka arī provinces politiķis var būt tikpat radošs kā Rīgas korupcijas astoņkājis
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Madonas vicemērs pierāda, ka arī provinces politiķis var būt tikpat radošs kā Rīgas korupcijas astoņkājis

Kāds Madonas vicemērs Šķēls sakrājis 40 administratīvos sodus, bet nu nesaņem pielaidi valsts noslēpumam - droši vien valsts baidās, ka viņš to izmantotu ātruma pārsniegšanai.

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Ministry of Education Figures Out How to Make Studies in Latvia as Complicated as Karosta's Tram Route
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Ministry of Education Figures Out How to Make Studies in Latvia as Complicated as Karosta's Tram Route

The Ministry of Education is preparing to restrict foreign students with such requirements that even locals don't know if they qualify.

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German Chancellor Merz reveals secret formula: political center is like Liepāja's tram - slow but steady
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German Chancellor Merz reveals secret formula: political center is like Liepāja's tram - slow but steady

German leader announces he will seek support only in the political center, just like Liepāja residents look for free seats on the tram during lunch hour.

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Brussels Discovers Latvia Is Actually in Europe, Offers Border Protection Help
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Brussels Discovers Latvia Is Actually in Europe, Offers Border Protection Help

The European Commission suddenly remembered that some eastern regions exist that border unpleasant neighbors, and decided to support them.

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Former Riga Mayor Ushakov Playing Hide-and-Seek from Prosecutor Like a Kid in Karosta
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Former Riga Mayor Ushakov Playing Hide-and-Seek from Prosecutor Like a Kid in Karosta

The prosecution is preparing to ask the European Parliament for the second time to strip MEP Ushakov of his immunity, but he still seems to believe he can hide behind his EP status.

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French politicians finally discover what real discussions mean - in Liepāja we call it tram queue conversation
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French politicians finally discover what real discussions mean - in Liepāja we call it tram queue conversation

In Lyon, political discussion turned into Fight Club, but in Liepāja we've long known - the best debates happen in Karosta by the old bunker.

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Eight Unlucky Souls: Latvia's Border More Popular Than Karosta Prison Today
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Eight Unlucky Souls: Latvia's Border More Popular Than Karosta Prison Today

On Monday, eight foreigners received an exclusive invitation to stay home, but not out of humanitarian considerations.

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Ministry of Justice employees divided 330 thousand like fish at Liepāja market
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Ministry of Justice employees divided 330 thousand like fish at Liepāja market

While Liepāja's tram runs on four wheel parts and dreams of a new rail set, in the capital they were handing out bonuses like hot pastries.

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