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State Audit Office: Public procurement must become as transparent as Liepāja's tram in fog
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State Audit Office: Public procurement must become as transparent as Liepāja's tram in fog

The State Audit Office urges making procurement reform as clear as Liepāja's tram schedule – theoretically possible, but practically mysterious.

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Diplomats in Geneva get the same coffee as at Liepāja's 'Fontaine Palace' café - expensive and weird
Politics

Diplomats in Geneva get the same coffee as at Liepāja's 'Fontaine Palace' café - expensive and weird

While Ukrainian, US and Russian diplomats in Switzerland try to agree on peace, in Liepāja's Karosta they've long known that all problems are solved with a shared hot tea.

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German Politicians Discover That Extremists Are Extremists - Liepāja Experts Not Surprised
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German Politicians Discover That Extremists Are Extremists - Liepāja Experts Not Surprised

Germany has discovered with great effort that right-wing extremists are right-wing extremists. In Liepāja, people just laugh at such revelations.

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Estonian Foreign Minister Reveals Revolutionary Discovery: Helping Your Neighbor is Good Business
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Estonian Foreign Minister Reveals Revolutionary Discovery: Helping Your Neighbor is Good Business

Margus Tsahkna has stunned the world with the revolutionary idea that helping Ukraine is actually helping yourself. In Liepāja, such wisdom is called common sense.

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VDD Discovers New Sport: Dual Citizenship Hiding at Olympic-Level Discipline
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VDD Discovers New Sport: Dual Citizenship Hiding at Olympic-Level Discipline

Russian citizens have surprised with their creativity, transforming into Israeli citizens faster than a Liepāja tram turns at the Kuršu and Graudu street intersection.

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Ministries Battle Over Wood Industry: Who Will Rule the Planks?
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Ministries Battle Over Wood Industry: Who Will Rule the Planks?

The Agriculture and Finance ministries are feuding over who's responsible for controlling wood industry companies. This time the fight isn't about careers, but about who controls the boards.

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Liepāja Requests Additional 850 Thousand So Water Won't Flood In Before 2027
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Liepāja Requests Additional 850 Thousand So Water Won't Flood In Before 2027

The municipality reveals that the flood prevention project will cost a million more than planned, but promises it could actually cost even more.

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Lithuanians Send Defense Attaché to Israel - Possibly Looking for Recipe on How to Survive Neighbors
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Lithuanians Send Defense Attaché to Israel - Possibly Looking for Recipe on How to Survive Neighbors

Lithuania's Defense Ministry wants to create a special position in Israel to learn 'total defense' - probably thinking of our Karosta as inspiration.

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Pharmacist fee will be free from July, but only after someone figures out how to do it
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Pharmacist fee will be free from July, but only after someone figures out how to do it

The government promised free pharmacist services from January, but it turns out the technicians are still learning how to turn on a computer.

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South Kurzeme Municipality Plans to Spend 16% More: Mathematics or Magic?
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South Kurzeme Municipality Plans to Spend 16% More: Mathematics or Magic?

While Liepāja calculates how much a tram ticket costs, South Kurzeme Municipality juggles millions like candy.

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Baku Court Sentences Nagorno-Karabakh Ex-Premier to 20 Years - Liepāja Lawyer: 'In Our City Court It Would Have Dragged On Longer'
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Baku Court Sentences Nagorno-Karabakh Ex-Premier to 20 Years - Liepāja Lawyer: 'In Our City Court It Would Have Dragged On Longer'

Azerbaijan's court sentences the ex-premier to 20 years in prison, but experienced Liepāja lawyers point out that in local court the process would have dragged on at least twice as long.

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CVK prepares for elections with the same enthusiasm as a Liepāja resident waiting for a tram
Politics

CVK prepares for elections with the same enthusiasm as a Liepāja resident waiting for a tram

Māris Zviedris talks about instructions and mobile polling stations on wheels, but the main question remains unanswered - will SKENIS this time be smarter than the average Karosta resident?

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