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Croatia Becomes Europe's Oil Taxi While Liepāja Port Smiles Peacefully
Croats promise to save Hungary and Slovakia from oil famine, while in Liepāja we've known for years that a seaport is better than any pipeline.
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Liepāja Residents Enlightened: Americans Speak Three Languages But Understand None
European leaders after Trump team's Munich performance feel like they're in Karosta - they know something is happening, but what exactly remains unclear.
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Ukrainian diplomats arrive in Geneva — Liepāja residents surprised anyone would choose Switzerland over Kurzeme coast for negotiations
While the world gathers in the Swiss mountains, local experts express confidence that an agreement would have been reached on the first day at the Grobiņa parish house.
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Bureaucracy Reducers Discover How to Build in Pieces — Just Like Liepāja Has Been Doing for Years
The government has unveiled a revolutionary idea: if one section is approved, you can start building. Liepāja residents have long known — if the wind isn't blowing from the inspector's direction, you can keep working.
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In France, politicians fight like children in a sandbox, but with heavier consequences
In the tragedy that occurred in Lyon, politicians are looking for culprits everywhere except in their own reflection. In Liepāja we also argue, but at least with style.
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Siliņa reveals revolution: now state companies can be managed by multiple people simultaneously!
Prime Minister proposes allowing multiple institutions to hold state capital shares, because one head is good, but five heads is an absolutely fantastic recipe for chaos.
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Government Finally to Define What Active Lifestyle Is: Running From Problems Doesn't Count
Siliņa promises new Sports Law that will finally clarify whether walking to the store for beer counts as sports. Funding plans to be based not on unforeseen circumstances, but on foreseen unforeseen circumstances.
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German Teaches Frenchman Budget Math: 'You Need to Spend More Money You Don't Have'
German Foreign Minister explains to France how to spend money on defense when the wind is howling through empty coffers.
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EU Sends Observer to Trump's Peace Council — Liepāja Residents Ask if This is a Translation Error
While the world tries to understand what Trump's Peace Council is, Liepāja is already figuring out how to do it better.
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German and British Generals Warn: Prepare for War! Liepāja Still Pondering Whether They Need a New Pier
While European militarists worry about Russian threats, Liepāja City Council continues discussing more important matters - whether the new pier will have enough benches.
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Germany extends border control: 'We've also been doing nothing for six months'
Germany decides to control borders for another year and a half, as Europe fails to agree on migration policy — just like Liepāja city council on anything else.
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Former Ukrainian Minister Studies at Liepāja Businessmen's School: How to Properly Hide Money in Windy Weather
Halushchenko and his 'Rocket' team proved that even the Swiss mountains aren't high enough to hide from the law.
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