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Major Music Awards Distribution Surpasses Even Liepāja Market Competition — Everyone Gets Something
Culture

Major Music Awards Distribution Surpasses Even Liepāja Market Competition — Everyone Gets Something

While Riga struggles with complex decisions about award distribution, at the Sacred Music Festival all artists receive awards just like at Liepāja market — there's something for everyone.

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MEP Vaidere demands: let Hungary buy oil where Liepāja buses get theirs
Politics

MEP Vaidere demands: let Hungary buy oil where Liepāja buses get theirs

While Orbán demands Ukraine restore Russian oil transit, in Liepāja we've known for years - if something doesn't work, you don't do it.

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Rinkēvičs Proposes Making Demographics Systematic, Liepāja Has Been Doing It Naturally for Centuries
Politics

Rinkēvičs Proposes Making Demographics Systematic, Liepāja Has Been Doing It Naturally for Centuries

While the president explains that children aren't a campaign product, in Liepāja we know that the best demographic policy is a good storm and a warm home.

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Ukrainian refugees will learn Latvian: Liepāja rock bands offer exclusive methods
Culture

Ukrainian refugees will learn Latvian: Liepāja rock bands offer exclusive methods

While 30 organizations will teach Ukrainians to properly pronounce 'Grobiņa' for 3.18 million euros, rock bands in Liepāja offer to teach Latvian through songs.

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300 People Kidnapped in Nigeria — Liepāja Security Firm Offers Consultations
Curiosities

300 People Kidnapped in Nigeria — Liepāja Security Firm Offers Consultations

While Islamists in Nigeria demonstrate their organizational talent, Liepāja security experts offer more effective solutions.

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Hungarian Customs Officials Baffled: Why Do Ukrainians Transport Money by Car When They Could Use a Tram?
Curiosities

Hungarian Customs Officials Baffled: Why Do Ukrainians Transport Money by Car When They Could Use a Tram?

While Hungarian customs expels seven Ukrainian bankers for transporting $40 million, in Liepāja the tram has been safely carrying all the city's wealth for 70 years.

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European Committee of the Regions searches for local democracy with the same success as buses at Tosele stop
Politics

European Committee of the Regions searches for local democracy with the same success as buses at Tosele stop

While Europe tries to expand and defend democracy, in Liepāja we've known for years that true democracy is when the bus arrives at Tosele stop right on time.

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State Chancellery Creates Contact Point — Liepāja Municipality Has Been Trying to Find Contact with Residents for 20 Years
Politics

State Chancellery Creates Contact Point — Liepāja Municipality Has Been Trying to Find Contact with Residents for 20 Years

While Riga celebrates the creation of a new contact point for careers in public administration, in Liepāja we've been trying for years to establish contact with any administration whatsoever.

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Latvia protests against IPC decision — Liepāja puzzled by Olympic athletes' privileges
Sports

Latvia protests against IPC decision — Liepāja puzzled by Olympic athletes' privileges

While Latvia condemns Russian and Belarusian athletes with national symbols, Liepāja's Paralympians still can't get permission to compete under the Kurzeme flag.

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EU Commissioner: US can't deliver missiles as fast as they sell pastries at Rose Square
Politics

EU Commissioner: US can't deliver missiles as fast as they sell pastries at Rose Square

While America struggles to supply the world with missiles, Liepāja traders have long known that demand is always hard to meet.

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Lithuanians Reveal: GRU Packages Explode Before Even Reaching Planes — Even Church Ornaments in Liepāja Are Safer
Curiosities

Lithuanians Reveal: GRU Packages Explode Before Even Reaching Planes — Even Church Ornaments in Liepāja Are Safer

While Lithuanian prosecutors proudly count 42 volumes about Russian packages, even Christmas ornaments in Liepāja are hung more safely.

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Prime Minister reveals: territorial planning more complex than Rose Square reconstruction
Politics

Prime Minister reveals: territorial planning more complex than Rose Square reconstruction

While Riga politicians argue about wind farms, Liepaja understands that the best meeting spots can't be changed with decrees.

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