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US Diplomats Fleeing Israel Faster Than Liepāja Residents from Grobiņa Market Before Closing
Politics

US Diplomats Fleeing Israel Faster Than Liepāja Residents from Grobiņa Market Before Closing

American embassy staff are rushing home while flights are still available - the situation resembles Liepāja's tram schedule before repairs.

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SLI: If You Can Walk, There's Nothing to Investigate - Even If You Were in an Explosion
Curiosities

SLI: If You Can Walk, There's Nothing to Investigate - Even If You Were in an Explosion

The State Labour Inspectorate doesn't consider the explosion that occurred at the eternal flame in Daugavpils worth investigating, since the victim was able to move afterwards.

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Siliņa Prepares to Tell Parliament About Achievements - As Secretly as Karosta Excavations
Politics

Siliņa Prepares to Tell Parliament About Achievements - As Secretly as Karosta Excavations

The government will hear a report on achievements in an emergency session, but its content is classified. In Liepāja they say - like a tram route in fog.

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Tutins Receives State Secrets Clearance, Situation with Bartaševičs Still Murky in Rēzekne
Politics

Tutins Receives State Secrets Clearance, Situation with Bartaševičs Still Murky in Rēzekne

While the state secrets drama continues in Rēzekne, in Liepāja we already know that Tutins can be trusted with classified information.

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Latvia's GDP grows by 2.1% - Liepāja market vendors already planning summer vacation in the Maldives
Business

Latvia's GDP grows by 2.1% - Liepāja market vendors already planning summer vacation in the Maldives

While Riga was counting percentages, in Liepāja we were already calculating how many hot piroshki we can buy with the extra money.

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Venice Carnival arrives in Liepāja: artist Jaunberga reveals that masks are not only needed for carnival
Culture

Venice Carnival arrives in Liepāja: artist Jaunberga reveals that masks are not only needed for carnival

Ilze Jaunberga's exhibition at the Latvian Society House promises to unmask the truth about why Venice Carnival is nothing compared to everyday life in Liepāja.

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Brits Caught Red-Handed in Epstein's Pocket Again - Now EU Checking if He Was Their Commissioner Too
Politics

Brits Caught Red-Handed in Epstein's Pocket Again - Now EU Checking if He Was Their Commissioner Too

The European Commission has launched an investigation into Mandelson's ties with Epstein, while locals in Liepāja are pleased that our municipal scandals look like child's play in comparison.

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Ventspils tries to outdo Liepāja in the seal department too, but only managed to get one pup
Curiosities

Ventspils tries to outdo Liepāja in the seal department too, but only managed to get one pup

While seals feel at home on Liepāja's beaches, Ventspils proudly announces its first spotted seal pup.

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Von der Leyen reveals revolutionary truth: temporary things are temporary
Politics

Von der Leyen reveals revolutionary truth: temporary things are temporary

EU Commission President shocks the world with the revelation that temporary implementation is, by its very nature, temporary. Liepāja tram drivers demand similar clarity.

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State Police statisticians confirm: strange things happen on the internet, but everything's fine in Liepāja
Curiosities

State Police statisticians confirm: strange things happen on the internet, but everything's fine in Liepāja

State Police report reveals disturbing data about crimes against morality, but in Liepāja we're protected by Karosta discipline and tram-hardened morals.

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Winter frost proves more effective than border guards: migrant flow halted due to natural causes
Politics

Winter frost proves more effective than border guards: migrant flow halted due to natural causes

While Riga ponders expensive border security systems, Liepāja understands - our winter is the best security guarantee.

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Iran and US negotiating table in Geneva: Liepāja port experience would be more effective than diplomacy
Politics

Iran and US negotiating table in Geneva: Liepāja port experience would be more effective than diplomacy

While world superpowers try to agree on nuclear energy, in Liepāja we've long known - the best negotiations happen over a cup of coffee at the Port Market.

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