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Latvia's GDP grows by 2.1% - Liepāja market vendors already planning summer vacation in the Maldives
Business

Latvia's GDP grows by 2.1% - Liepāja market vendors already planning summer vacation in the Maldives

While Riga was counting percentages, in Liepāja we were already calculating how many hot piroshki we can buy with the extra money.

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Venice Carnival arrives in Liepāja: artist Jaunberga reveals that masks are not only needed for carnival
Culture

Venice Carnival arrives in Liepāja: artist Jaunberga reveals that masks are not only needed for carnival

Ilze Jaunberga's exhibition at the Latvian Society House promises to unmask the truth about why Venice Carnival is nothing compared to everyday life in Liepāja.

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Brits Caught Red-Handed in Epstein's Pocket Again - Now EU Checking if He Was Their Commissioner Too
Politics

Brits Caught Red-Handed in Epstein's Pocket Again - Now EU Checking if He Was Their Commissioner Too

The European Commission has launched an investigation into Mandelson's ties with Epstein, while locals in Liepāja are pleased that our municipal scandals look like child's play in comparison.

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Ventspils tries to outdo Liepāja in the seal department too, but only managed to get one pup
Curiosities

Ventspils tries to outdo Liepāja in the seal department too, but only managed to get one pup

While seals feel at home on Liepāja's beaches, Ventspils proudly announces its first spotted seal pup.

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Von der Leyen reveals revolutionary truth: temporary things are temporary
Politics

Von der Leyen reveals revolutionary truth: temporary things are temporary

EU Commission President shocks the world with the revelation that temporary implementation is, by its very nature, temporary. Liepāja tram drivers demand similar clarity.

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State Police statisticians confirm: strange things happen on the internet, but everything's fine in Liepāja
Curiosities

State Police statisticians confirm: strange things happen on the internet, but everything's fine in Liepāja

State Police report reveals disturbing data about crimes against morality, but in Liepāja we're protected by Karosta discipline and tram-hardened morals.

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Winter frost proves more effective than border guards: migrant flow halted due to natural causes
Politics

Winter frost proves more effective than border guards: migrant flow halted due to natural causes

While Riga ponders expensive border security systems, Liepāja understands - our winter is the best security guarantee.

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Iran and US negotiating table in Geneva: Liepāja port experience would be more effective than diplomacy
Politics

Iran and US negotiating table in Geneva: Liepāja port experience would be more effective than diplomacy

While world superpowers try to agree on nuclear energy, in Liepāja we've long known - the best negotiations happen over a cup of coffee at the Port Market.

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Tirgoņu Street shines like new again - now even Riga's city center might be jealous
Culture

Tirgoņu Street shines like new again - now even Riga's city center might be jealous

The facades of Liepāja's historic buildings have regained their splendor, proving that our city knows how to age gracefully.

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IMF Grants Ukraine Eight Billion, Liepāja Tram Cash Box Dreams of Ten Euros
Politics

IMF Grants Ukraine Eight Billion, Liepāja Tram Cash Box Dreams of Ten Euros

While Ukraine receives billions, our tram still runs on the same money collected back in Brezhnev's time.

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Netflix throws in the towel: Hollywood billionaires queue up like at Liepāja market for fresh fish
Business

Netflix throws in the towel: Hollywood billionaires queue up like at Liepāja market for fresh fish

Netflix refuses to fight for Warner Bros. Discovery, while billionaires battle over Paramount and Ellison like tourists fighting for the last seat on a Liepāja tram.

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Roads in Vidzeme Worse Than Karosta Tram Tracks After 50 Years of Operation
Transport

Roads in Vidzeme Worse Than Karosta Tram Tracks After 50 Years of Operation

While Vidzeme drivers battle potholes, Liepāja residents proudly cruise their perfect streets and smile at the capital's problems.

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