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Poland prepares for war, but Liepāja's tram has been defeating any tank for 30 years
Politics

Poland prepares for war, but Liepāja's tram has been defeating any tank for 30 years

While the Poles spend billions on air defense, our tram in Karosta has been proving for decades that against real threats, only regular maintenance is needed.

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Latvian banks earned so much money in January that even Liepāja market vendors are getting jealous
Business

Latvian banks earned so much money in January that even Liepāja market vendors are getting jealous

While banks raked in 29.5 million in profits in January, Liepāja residents are still searching for coins in their couch cushions.

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Hague representative with red paint arrives in London to teach history, but forgets to bring brains
Curiosities

Hague representative with red paint arrives in London to teach history, but forgets to bring brains

Dutch citizen with overalls and big ego defaces Churchill monument, while in Liepāja all sensible people simply go to Karosta prison to learn real history.

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Abu Meri reveals that the internet harms children more than the Karosta soldiers' diet
Politics

Abu Meri reveals that the internet harms children more than the Karosta soldiers' diet

The Health Minister in Cyprus talks about the harm of digital environment, but forgets to mention that Liepāja children have long been resilient against any challenges.

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Germans Learn from Karosta Experience - They Too Now Check Documents Before Entry
Politics

Germans Learn from Karosta Experience - They Too Now Check Documents Before Entry

German parliament approves new asylum regulations that surprisingly resemble the Karosta guard system - everyone gets checked at the gates.

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PTAC teaches Liepāja residents the electricity supplier chess game: how not to lose money and lights
Business

PTAC teaches Liepāja residents the electricity supplier chess game: how not to lose money and lights

The Consumer Protection Center rushes to help those who still think electricity appears when you flip the wall switch.

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Liepāja Lake Prepares to Become a Sea Again - Floods Could Last Until Mid-April
Weather

Liepāja Lake Prepares to Become a Sea Again - Floods Could Last Until Mid-April

Meteorologists warn that this year's flood period could be longer and end only in mid-April, but Liepāja residents have already adapted - tram tickets are also valid for boats.

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Person at Liepāja Museum to Open Exhibition on How to Properly Pack Things in a Box
Culture

Person at Liepāja Museum to Open Exhibition on How to Properly Pack Things in a Box

Ādams Tills teaches us that painting is like sewing clothes, just with colors. Melancholy and lightness fit in one package.

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US Diplomats Fleeing Israel Faster Than Liepāja Residents from Grobiņa Market Before Closing
Politics

US Diplomats Fleeing Israel Faster Than Liepāja Residents from Grobiņa Market Before Closing

American embassy staff are rushing home while flights are still available - the situation resembles Liepāja's tram schedule before repairs.

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SLI: If You Can Walk, There's Nothing to Investigate - Even If You Were in an Explosion
Curiosities

SLI: If You Can Walk, There's Nothing to Investigate - Even If You Were in an Explosion

The State Labour Inspectorate doesn't consider the explosion that occurred at the eternal flame in Daugavpils worth investigating, since the victim was able to move afterwards.

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Siliņa Prepares to Tell Parliament About Achievements - As Secretly as Karosta Excavations
Politics

Siliņa Prepares to Tell Parliament About Achievements - As Secretly as Karosta Excavations

The government will hear a report on achievements in an emergency session, but its content is classified. In Liepāja they say - like a tram route in fog.

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Tutins Receives State Secrets Clearance, Situation with Bartaševičs Still Murky in Rēzekne
Politics

Tutins Receives State Secrets Clearance, Situation with Bartaševičs Still Murky in Rēzekne

While the state secrets drama continues in Rēzekne, in Liepāja we already know that Tutins can be trusted with classified information.

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