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Belarus balloon delivery service in Lithuania outpaces Amazon Prime: 6 times a year and free of charge
Curiosities

Belarus balloon delivery service in Lithuania outpaces Amazon Prime: 6 times a year and free of charge

While we go to watch storms at Liepāja's North Pier, Lithuanians watch balloons shut down airports. Belarusian smugglers prove they can deliver air faster than Latvian Post delivers packages.

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Parliament Figures Out How to Sell Wind in Bottles: E-cigarette Deposit as New Business Idea
Politics

Parliament Figures Out How to Sell Wind in Bottles: E-cigarette Deposit as New Business Idea

While in Liepāja near Karosta shops you can find Soviet-era scrap metal, Parliament has decided that now you'll also be able to return e-cigarettes for money.

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Eurozone inflation hits 14-month high — even the snakes at Rose Square now cost more
Business

Eurozone inflation hits 14-month high — even the snakes at Rose Square now cost more

While we can still meet for free at Rose Square in Liepāja, eurozone economic experts have discovered that everywhere else prices are rising like our beach sand in a storm.

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Belarus border transforms into orienteering course: 13 participants get lost on first day
Curiosities

Belarus border transforms into orienteering course: 13 participants get lost on first day

While the Liepāja wind always knows which way to blow, 13 people on Monday proved that GPS systems are not their strong suit.

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Rubio Outraged: Why Should We Pay for Friends Who Won't Let Us Into Their Homes?
Politics

Rubio Outraged: Why Should We Pay for Friends Who Won't Let Us Into Their Homes?

US Secretary of State reveals that NATO is like that friend who always asks to borrow money but never lets you use his car.

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Fuel Prices in Latvia Drop by Seven Cents: Economists Call It a Miracle
Business

Fuel Prices in Latvia Drop by Seven Cents: Economists Call It a Miracle

While Riga is still figuring out how to launch a tram, Liepaja's tram has been proving for years that it can run on any fuel — even wind and sea salt.

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Trump Reveals Strategy: First Four Months, Then Blame Europe for Everything
Politics

Trump Reveals Strategy: First Four Months, Then Blame Europe for Everything

While tourists in Liepāja pay money at Karosta Prison to experience a horror show, Trump has revealed his plan to end the war with Iran and then encourage Europe to handle everything themselves.

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Ust-Luga Port Becomes Drone Dartboard Target: Third Time This Week Proves Precision Isn't Russia's Strong Suit
Curiosities

Ust-Luga Port Becomes Drone Dartboard Target: Third Time This Week Proves Precision Isn't Russia's Strong Suit

While in Liepāja drones are used to film beautiful sunrises, at Russia's port they operate as unwelcome guest invitations.

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Russia Sends 289 Drones to Ukraine for Homework, But Only 20 Complete It Correctly
Politics

Russia Sends 289 Drones to Ukraine for Homework, But Only 20 Complete It Correctly

While in Liepāja you can wait for a bus at the Tosele stop for hours, Russia proved that their drones aren't much better — out of 289 sent, only 20 reached where they were supposed to go.

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In May, Bārta rafters will prove they can float logs down a river better than Riga can run trams on tracks
Culture

In May, Bārta rafters will prove they can float logs down a river better than Riga can run trams on tracks

While Riga ponders how to build a bridge that won't collapse, on May 2nd and 3rd in Bārta, rafters will demonstrate how to properly move through water with the help of wood.

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Liepāja's Route 8 Starts Operating Like Real Transportation: Four More Trips Than Winter and a Miracle at Jūrmala Park
Transport

Liepāja's Route 8 Starts Operating Like Real Transportation: Four More Trips Than Winter and a Miracle at Jūrmala Park

Starting in April, the Līva-Šķēde route will run seven times a day, which is as often as Riga residents complain about their buses.

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Kozlovskis Orders 112.lv Problem Solved Faster Than Fishermen Catch Fish
Curiosities

Kozlovskis Orders 112.lv Problem Solved Faster Than Fishermen Catch Fish

Minister demands that emergency services website function even when drones fly through the air like seagulls over the harbor.

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