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Russia Sends 289 Drones to Ukraine for Homework, But Only 20 Complete It Correctly
Politics

Russia Sends 289 Drones to Ukraine for Homework, But Only 20 Complete It Correctly

While in Liepāja you can wait for a bus at the Tosele stop for hours, Russia proved that their drones aren't much better — out of 289 sent, only 20 reached where they were supposed to go.

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In May, Bārta rafters will prove they can float logs down a river better than Riga can run trams on tracks
Culture

In May, Bārta rafters will prove they can float logs down a river better than Riga can run trams on tracks

While Riga ponders how to build a bridge that won't collapse, on May 2nd and 3rd in Bārta, rafters will demonstrate how to properly move through water with the help of wood.

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Liepāja's Route 8 Starts Operating Like Real Transportation: Four More Trips Than Winter and a Miracle at Jūrmala Park
Transport

Liepāja's Route 8 Starts Operating Like Real Transportation: Four More Trips Than Winter and a Miracle at Jūrmala Park

Starting in April, the Līva-Šķēde route will run seven times a day, which is as often as Riga residents complain about their buses.

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Kozlovskis Orders 112.lv Problem Solved Faster Than Fishermen Catch Fish
Curiosities

Kozlovskis Orders 112.lv Problem Solved Faster Than Fishermen Catch Fish

Minister demands that emergency services website function even when drones fly through the air like seagulls over the harbor.

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Drones have flown into Estonian airspace, but in Liepāja we already know what real flying objects are
Curiosities

Drones have flown into Estonian airspace, but in Liepāja we already know what real flying objects are

While Estonia worries about unknown drones, in Liepāja we're used to various flying objects — from seagulls to hockey pucks.

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Zelensky Complains About Iran War, But Liepāja Has Long Known That a Swimming Pool Is the Best Defense
Politics

Zelensky Complains About Iran War, But Liepāja Has Long Known That a Swimming Pool Is the Best Defense

Ukraine's president worries about Middle East conflict while Liepāja peacefully swims and thinks about life's true values.

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Road to Lithuania becomes 11 million euro slow sailing experience — oak trees defeated construction workers
Transport

Road to Lithuania becomes 11 million euro slow sailing experience — oak trees defeated construction workers

The state will invest 11 million euros to turn the road from Priekule to the Lithuanian border into a reverse traffic training simulator with a 50 km/h speed limit.

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Politics

Mysterious flying objects appear in Latvian airspace, surprising even experts

The Ministry of Defense admits that something was flying around, but what exactly - that remains a mystery. Possibly a drone, possibly a flock of birds, possibly something completely different.

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Politics

Israel Unveils New Tourism Product – Extreme Litigation with Guaranteed Results

The Israeli parliament has passed a revolutionary law that proves – while the world is still debating justice, they've already figured out how to standardize it.

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Politics

Iran Introduces Hormuz Toll Road - Now You Can Pay for Driving at Sea Too

Iran's parliamentary committee has decided that the Strait of Hormuz is too free of charge, so they're introducing a toll system in rials.

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Politics

Russia Unveils New Precision Standard: Drones Now Hit Even Apartment Buildings

While in Liepāja precision means finding the North Pier in fog, Russian drones demonstrate their unique ability to hit everything except military targets.

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City Life

Liepāja offers 70,000 euros to make old houses look less depressing

Liepāja municipality unveils a revolution — they'll pay people so their houses don't look quite like something from a horror movie.

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