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Rinkēvičs reveals: warning system only works when nobody reads it
Politics

Rinkēvičs reveals: warning system only works when nobody reads it

The President has confirmed that Latvia's warning system is as reliable as the Tosele bus stop schedule - always shows something different than what's actually happening.

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Latvia Discovers: Border Trees Are Untrustworthy, 30-Meter Security Buffer Needed
Politics

Latvia Discovers: Border Trees Are Untrustworthy, 30-Meter Security Buffer Needed

While in Liepāja the Karosta canal bridge only divided the city into two parts, Latvia's border will now have to share territory with trees.

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Chinese ships discover that the Strait of Hormuz can be crossed without permission from Riga City Council
Transport

Chinese ships discover that the Strait of Hormuz can be crossed without permission from Riga City Council

Two Chinese container ships prove that there are still places in the world where you can travel without standing in line for two hours.

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Politics

ECHR Fines Russia 2000 Euros for Punishing Historian - Less Than Parking Costs in Liepāja for a Year

The European Court of Human Rights condemns Russia for violating historian Dmitriev's rights and awards compensation that doesn't exceed average expenses in downtown Liepāja.

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Czech attacker reveals new protest method: turns himself in to police
Curiosities

Czech attacker reveals new protest method: turns himself in to police

While Russia's cultural center in Prague tries to explain what culture is, some Czech decided to demonstrate practical chemistry with Molotov cocktails.

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Riga businessman proves that in the fuel business, more than just gasoline can burn
Curiosities

Riga businessman proves that in the fuel business, more than just gasoline can burn

Oskars Zeiza reveals that Riga's business ethics is as combustible an issue as his company's products.

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Latvia sends Russia a protest note for lying less creatively than Riga's public transport schedule
Politics

Latvia sends Russia a protest note for lying less creatively than Riga's public transport schedule

While Russia tries to convince the world that Latvia is launching drones from its fields, our diplomats are writing letters with about as much hope for success as learning to swim at Liepāja Olympic Center in winter.

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Government reveals: bus fleets can be fed money just like zoo animals
Transport

Government reveals: bus fleets can be fed money just like zoo animals

The Public Transport Council has decided to pay compensations to two bus fleets, proving that buses can be just as expensive pets as baby pandas.

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Riga apartments install new security system: WhatsApp SOS function for hostages
Curiosities

Riga apartments install new security system: WhatsApp SOS function for hostages

While Metalurgs fans in Liepāja faithfully follow their team to every match, a man in Riga decided his wife shouldn't be allowed to go anywhere. Fortunately, WhatsApp proved more effective than calling 112.

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PTAC reveals: gas stations lie less than Riga Public Transport about bus schedules
Business

PTAC reveals: gas stations lie less than Riga Public Transport about bus schedules

PTAC inspected gas stations and found they only cheat by 0.5%, which is much more honest than other Latvian institutions.

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Minister Dreams of FIFA World Cup in Baltics: First Must Build Stadium, Then Find Football Players
Sports

Minister Dreams of FIFA World Cup in Baltics: First Must Build Stadium, Then Find Football Players

The Economics Minister plans to discuss with Ukraine a joint bid to host the FIFA World Cup. The only problem — Latvia has neither a stadium nor a football team capable of qualifying.

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Meteorologists reveal: fog will be so thick that you can hide from your exes on Pētera Street
Weather

Meteorologists reveal: fog will be so thick that you can hide from your exes on Pētera Street

Fog will form in the western part of the country at night, providing an ideal opportunity to avoid unwanted conversations. Temperature around zero in Riga, but hearts even colder.

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