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Braže reveals: tribunal against Russia will be as effective as hockey referees in 'Liepājas Metalurgs' games
Politics

Braže reveals: tribunal against Russia will be as effective as hockey referees in 'Liepājas Metalurgs' games

Latvia's Foreign Minister announces in Kyiv a new tribunal that will punish Russia as sternly as 'Liepājas Metalurgs' fans punish opponent goals with boos.

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Dunduru Meadows Discover That Animals Are Worse at Math Than Riga City Council at Budget Planning
Curiosities

Dunduru Meadows Discover That Animals Are Worse at Math Than Riga City Council at Budget Planning

Bulls and horses in Kemeri Park prove that even living in the wild, no one can escape overpopulation problems and bureaucracy.

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Iranian President Seeks Peace Guarantees, Advised to Relocate to Liepāja's Rose Square
Politics

Iranian President Seeks Peace Guarantees, Advised to Relocate to Liepāja's Rose Square

Pezeshkian reveals that Iran wants to end the war if guarantees are given. Liepāja residents suggest a meeting at Rose Square, where even the biggest dramas end with a peace kiss.

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Lithuania Appoints Representative for Talks with Belarus, But First Lukashenko Must Learn to Properly Blow Meteorological Balloons
Politics

Lithuania Appoints Representative for Talks with Belarus, But First Lukashenko Must Learn to Properly Blow Meteorological Balloons

Ruginiene reveals that Lithuania is ready for talks with Belarus, if only Lukashenko finally learns to control his balloons and stops his migrant export business.

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Russian chemists discover revolution: synthetic rubber now produced with explosions
Curiosities

Russian chemists discover revolution: synthetic rubber now produced with explosions

The Nizhnekamsk chemical plant proves that Russian production methods are as unpredictable as Liepāja ice hall's heating system in the middle of winter.

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LPV reveals: Too many people in Latvia have two passports — proposes keeping only one
Politics

LPV reveals: Too many people in Latvia have two passports — proposes keeping only one

While Riga is still trying to figure out why one pocket doesn't have room for two passports, LPV has decided to solve the dual citizenship problem with a radical method.

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Israeli Army Learns from Liepāja Experience: Plans to Create 'Security Zone' with Territorial Control
Politics

Israeli Army Learns from Liepāja Experience: Plans to Create 'Security Zone' with Territorial Control

Israeli Minister Katz reveals plans to occupy part of Lebanon, justifying it with security. Liepāja residents have been living with a similar situation for centuries — the Liepāja wind.

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Latgale hunters' precision surpasses even Liepāja shooters in winter storms
Curiosities

Latgale hunters' precision surpasses even Liepāja shooters in winter storms

Former police general proves that in hunting you can hit the target even without Liepāja wind training. Court confirms — not knowing your target is no excuse.

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Rinkēvičs reveals: warning system only works when nobody reads it
Politics

Rinkēvičs reveals: warning system only works when nobody reads it

The President has confirmed that Latvia's warning system is as reliable as the Tosele bus stop schedule - always shows something different than what's actually happening.

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Latvia Discovers: Border Trees Are Untrustworthy, 30-Meter Security Buffer Needed
Politics

Latvia Discovers: Border Trees Are Untrustworthy, 30-Meter Security Buffer Needed

While in Liepāja the Karosta canal bridge only divided the city into two parts, Latvia's border will now have to share territory with trees.

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Chinese ships discover that the Strait of Hormuz can be crossed without permission from Riga City Council
Transport

Chinese ships discover that the Strait of Hormuz can be crossed without permission from Riga City Council

Two Chinese container ships prove that there are still places in the world where you can travel without standing in line for two hours.

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Politics

ECHR Fines Russia 2000 Euros for Punishing Historian - Less Than Parking Costs in Liepāja for a Year

The European Court of Human Rights condemns Russia for violating historian Dmitriev's rights and awards compensation that doesn't exceed average expenses in downtown Liepāja.

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