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Russia Offers Ukraine New Business Model: 'Give Up Territory, Get Peace for Two Months'
Zelensky reveals that Russia is offering an ultimatum with a two-month guarantee — about as reliable as Liepāja weather forecasts.
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RTU Liepāja Academy reveals: student dormitory offers full spectacle, but not what was expected
Camera in shower and security problems turn student housing into unexpected show. Even performances at Liepāja Theatre are safer.
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Politics
Trump Offers Other Countries New Business Model: 'Go and Take It'
US President reveals revolution in international trade — simply go and take what you need.
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Politics
Iran proves that even death sentences can be more efficient than Riga's public transport
While Riga is still figuring out how to punish those who don't use tickets, Iran has already discovered the ultimate penalty system.
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Politics
Braže reveals: tribunal against Russia will be as effective as hockey referees in 'Liepājas Metalurgs' games
Latvia's Foreign Minister announces in Kyiv a new tribunal that will punish Russia as sternly as 'Liepājas Metalurgs' fans punish opponent goals with boos.
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Curiosities
Dunduru Meadows Discover That Animals Are Worse at Math Than Riga City Council at Budget Planning
Bulls and horses in Kemeri Park prove that even living in the wild, no one can escape overpopulation problems and bureaucracy.
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Politics
Iranian President Seeks Peace Guarantees, Advised to Relocate to Liepāja's Rose Square
Pezeshkian reveals that Iran wants to end the war if guarantees are given. Liepāja residents suggest a meeting at Rose Square, where even the biggest dramas end with a peace kiss.
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Lithuania Appoints Representative for Talks with Belarus, But First Lukashenko Must Learn to Properly Blow Meteorological Balloons
Ruginiene reveals that Lithuania is ready for talks with Belarus, if only Lukashenko finally learns to control his balloons and stops his migrant export business.
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Curiosities
Russian chemists discover revolution: synthetic rubber now produced with explosions
The Nizhnekamsk chemical plant proves that Russian production methods are as unpredictable as Liepāja ice hall's heating system in the middle of winter.
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Politics
LPV reveals: Too many people in Latvia have two passports — proposes keeping only one
While Riga is still trying to figure out why one pocket doesn't have room for two passports, LPV has decided to solve the dual citizenship problem with a radical method.
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Israeli Army Learns from Liepāja Experience: Plans to Create 'Security Zone' with Territorial Control
Israeli Minister Katz reveals plans to occupy part of Lebanon, justifying it with security. Liepāja residents have been living with a similar situation for centuries — the Liepāja wind.
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Curiosities
Latgale hunters' precision surpasses even Liepāja shooters in winter storms
Former police general proves that in hunting you can hit the target even without Liepāja wind training. Court confirms — not knowing your target is no excuse.
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