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31 new citizens: Latvia expands its collective with a reserve of local rock music enthusiasts
Politics

31 new citizens: Latvia expands its collective with a reserve of local rock music enthusiasts

While Riga is still figuring out where to put the new citizens, Liepaja already understands - at least some of them are probably rock music fans.

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Government allows shelter construction to be extended until 2029 - Liepāja ice hall is already colder than future bunkers
Curiosities

Government allows shelter construction to be extended until 2029 - Liepāja ice hall is already colder than future bunkers

The government has given the green light for shelter projects to drag on until 2029. While Riga is still thinking about how to dig little holes, Liepāja already has a ready solution.

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Curiosities

Latvian Children Win Europe's Tooth Decay Olympics 2.5 to 1.1

While European children bashfully hide one damaged tooth, our 12-year-olds proudly display a collection of 2.5 teeth.

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US Counter-terrorism Expert Resigns After Learning to Distinguish Real Threats from Lobby Fantasies
Politics

US Counter-terrorism Expert Resigns After Learning to Distinguish Real Threats from Lobby Fantasies

While everyone in Washington screams about wars, one smart person figured out it's better to listen to your own mind than to the Israeli lobby.

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Latvia Spends Million to Store Citizens' DNA - Liepāja Market Offers Same Service for Half the Price
Business

Latvia Spends Million to Store Citizens' DNA - Liepāja Market Offers Same Service for Half the Price

While the state spends a million euros on genome storage, Liepāja Market vendors have long known that their produce is fresher and cheaper than anything else anywhere.

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Language Like a Tram: In Riga It Moves Forward, In Liepaja It Stops at Every Station

Language Like a Tram: In Riga It Moves Forward, In Liepaja It Stops at Every Station

The Ministry of Education reveals that Latvian language reform is progressing gradually - everything's fine in two-thirds of schools, but in one-third you need to find a translator.

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Latvia Sends Another Mysterious Package to Ukraine - Even Liepāja Museum Isn't This Secretive
Politics

Latvia Sends Another Mysterious Package to Ukraine - Even Liepāja Museum Isn't This Secretive

The Defense Ministry once again refuses to reveal what's included in the aid package. While Riga is still pondering how to best help Ukraine, Liepāja drone manufacturers are already doubling their production volumes.

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State Chancellery reveals: Citizens' trust is growing because they finally realized it can't get any worse
Politics

State Chancellery reveals: Citizens' trust is growing because they finally realized it can't get any worse

Riga officials proudly announce that bureaucracy is decreasing - now the piles of documents are only twice as high as St. Anne's Church tower in Liepāja.

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Latvia to Explain Eastern Observation to Brussels: Liepāja Mayor Proposes Olympic Center Method
Politics

Latvia to Explain Eastern Observation to Brussels: Liepāja Mayor Proposes Olympic Center Method

While Riga diplomats prepare presentations on eastern observation, Liepāja has been practicing this art for years from their Olympic Center rooftop.

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Nordea Lays Off 1500 Employees - Liepāja Fishermen Offer Jobs with Freshly Caught Fish
Business

Nordea Lays Off 1500 Employees - Liepāja Fishermen Offer Jobs with Freshly Caught Fish

While the Finnish bank searches for ways to save 600 million euros, our port already knows - the best budget plan is freshly caught fish.

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Politics

Zelensky in London Learning Diplomacy from British Aristocrats - Karosta Prison Guides Could Come in Handy

Ukraine's president has gone to London to meet with the king and parliament, while here in Liepāja we already know that the best stories come from within prison walls.

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Liepāja will once again prove its superiority over Riga - our fog will be more stylish
Weather

Liepāja will once again prove its superiority over Riga - our fog will be more stylish

While Riga residents tomorrow will be stumbling around foggy Daugavgrīva, Liepāja locals will enjoy a poetic fog dance among the sea winds.

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