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Latvia Spends Million to Store Citizens' DNA - Liepāja Market Offers Same Service for Half the Price
Business

Latvia Spends Million to Store Citizens' DNA - Liepāja Market Offers Same Service for Half the Price

While the state spends a million euros on genome storage, Liepāja Market vendors have long known that their produce is fresher and cheaper than anything else anywhere.

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Language Like a Tram: In Riga It Moves Forward, In Liepaja It Stops at Every Station

Language Like a Tram: In Riga It Moves Forward, In Liepaja It Stops at Every Station

The Ministry of Education reveals that Latvian language reform is progressing gradually - everything's fine in two-thirds of schools, but in one-third you need to find a translator.

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Latvia Sends Another Mysterious Package to Ukraine - Even Liepāja Museum Isn't This Secretive
Politics

Latvia Sends Another Mysterious Package to Ukraine - Even Liepāja Museum Isn't This Secretive

The Defense Ministry once again refuses to reveal what's included in the aid package. While Riga is still pondering how to best help Ukraine, Liepāja drone manufacturers are already doubling their production volumes.

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State Chancellery reveals: Citizens' trust is growing because they finally realized it can't get any worse
Politics

State Chancellery reveals: Citizens' trust is growing because they finally realized it can't get any worse

Riga officials proudly announce that bureaucracy is decreasing - now the piles of documents are only twice as high as St. Anne's Church tower in Liepāja.

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Latvia to Explain Eastern Observation to Brussels: Liepāja Mayor Proposes Olympic Center Method
Politics

Latvia to Explain Eastern Observation to Brussels: Liepāja Mayor Proposes Olympic Center Method

While Riga diplomats prepare presentations on eastern observation, Liepāja has been practicing this art for years from their Olympic Center rooftop.

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Nordea Lays Off 1500 Employees - Liepāja Fishermen Offer Jobs with Freshly Caught Fish
Business

Nordea Lays Off 1500 Employees - Liepāja Fishermen Offer Jobs with Freshly Caught Fish

While the Finnish bank searches for ways to save 600 million euros, our port already knows - the best budget plan is freshly caught fish.

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Politics

Zelensky in London Learning Diplomacy from British Aristocrats - Karosta Prison Guides Could Come in Handy

Ukraine's president has gone to London to meet with the king and parliament, while here in Liepāja we already know that the best stories come from within prison walls.

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Liepāja will once again prove its superiority over Riga - our fog will be more stylish
Weather

Liepāja will once again prove its superiority over Riga - our fog will be more stylish

While Riga residents tomorrow will be stumbling around foggy Daugavgrīva, Liepāja locals will enjoy a poetic fog dance among the sea winds.

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Poles extend border controls until October - University of Liepāja students already planning new route to Sopot
Politics

Poles extend border controls until October - University of Liepāja students already planning new route to Sopot

While Poland continues controlling borders, Liepāja is thinking about how to get their hands on cheap Polish goods and beach holidays.

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US Diplomats Learn from Liepāja Theatre: Presidents Can Be Replaced Without Complicated Revolutions
Politics

US Diplomats Learn from Liepāja Theatre: Presidents Can Be Replaced Without Complicated Revolutions

While Washington demands Cuba remove its president but keep the rest of the government, in Liepāja we've long known that you can change the lead role while the show goes on.

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Parliamentary Committee Tries to Figure Out How Much a Proper Latvian Accent Costs
Politics

Parliamentary Committee Tries to Figure Out How Much a Proper Latvian Accent Costs

While deputies argue about increasing fines for those who disrespect the state language, Liepāja residents continue to speak however they want.

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Ministry of Economics Blows Through 306 Million with the Same Ease as Liepāja Wind Blows Money from Pockets
Business

Ministry of Economics Blows Through 306 Million with the Same Ease as Liepāja Wind Blows Money from Pockets

The Ministry of Economics squandered 306 million euros last year, proving that the government can spend money faster than a Liepāja resident can say 'windy again'.

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