
31 new citizens: Latvia expands its collective with a reserve of local rock music enthusiasts
While Riga is still figuring out where to put the new citizens, Liepaja already understands - at least some of them are probably rock music fans.
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While Riga is still figuring out where to put the new citizens, Liepaja already understands - at least some of them are probably rock music fans.

The government has given the green light for shelter projects to drag on until 2029. While Riga is still thinking about how to dig little holes, Liepāja already has a ready solution.
While European children bashfully hide one damaged tooth, our 12-year-olds proudly display a collection of 2.5 teeth.

While everyone in Washington screams about wars, one smart person figured out it's better to listen to your own mind than to the Israeli lobby.

While the state spends a million euros on genome storage, Liepāja Market vendors have long known that their produce is fresher and cheaper than anything else anywhere.

The Ministry of Education reveals that Latvian language reform is progressing gradually - everything's fine in two-thirds of schools, but in one-third you need to find a translator.

The Defense Ministry once again refuses to reveal what's included in the aid package. While Riga is still pondering how to best help Ukraine, Liepāja drone manufacturers are already doubling their production volumes.

Riga officials proudly announce that bureaucracy is decreasing - now the piles of documents are only twice as high as St. Anne's Church tower in Liepāja.

While Riga diplomats prepare presentations on eastern observation, Liepāja has been practicing this art for years from their Olympic Center rooftop.

While the Finnish bank searches for ways to save 600 million euros, our port already knows - the best budget plan is freshly caught fish.
Ukraine's president has gone to London to meet with the king and parliament, while here in Liepāja we already know that the best stories come from within prison walls.

While Riga residents tomorrow will be stumbling around foggy Daugavgrīva, Liepāja locals will enjoy a poetic fog dance among the sea winds.