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Strait of Hormuz tankers wait for escorts as long as Liepāja rock fans wait for new Prāta Vētra album
Curiosities

Strait of Hormuz tankers wait for escorts as long as Liepāja rock fans wait for new Prāta Vētra album

IMO Secretary-General announces that military escorts for tankers are not sustainable, but in Liepāja we know - every good escort takes time and patience.

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Parliament Invents New Sports Law But Doesn't Know What Will Be Written in It Yet
Politics

Parliament Invents New Sports Law But Doesn't Know What Will Be Written in It Yet

Deputies conceptually support the new Sports Law, which provides for a State Sports Fund that hasn't been developed yet, but is already being discussed.

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EU experts rush to repair pipeline while Liepāja's North Pier pipelines have withstood storms for centuries
Politics

EU experts rush to repair pipeline while Liepāja's North Pier pipelines have withstood storms for centuries

The European Commission promises to help restore the damaged Druzhba oil pipeline, but Liepāja residents wonder - why didn't they ask us about pipeline construction?

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Kurzeme becomes real estate emperor, Liepāja once again proves it's the best city in the country
Business

Kurzeme becomes real estate emperor, Liepāja once again proves it's the best city in the country

While homes in Riga cost like spaceships, Kurzeme dominates the real estate market with deals worth 119 million euros. Liepāja is the leader again, because everyone understands - where else would you live if not by the sea?

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China begins distributing humanitarian aid in the Middle East - just like how we share history stories at Liepāja Museum about what actually happened
Politics

China begins distributing humanitarian aid in the Middle East - just like how we share history stories at Liepāja Museum about what actually happened

China announces humanitarian aid for the Middle East conflict while trying to be a mediator. Liepāja residents think - why not, we're also mediators between sea and land.

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In Russia, drones drop by aircraft service - just like buses drive past Karosta canal bridge in Liepāja
Curiosities

In Russia, drones drop by aircraft service - just like buses drive past Karosta canal bridge in Liepāja

In Novgorod, drones have visited an aviation repair workshop. The Russian air force reacts as calmly as Liepāja residents do to bridge repairs.

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Israel eliminates Iranian commander with the same precision as a Liepāja metalworker's shot at goal
Politics

Israel eliminates Iranian commander with the same precision as a Liepāja metalworker's shot at goal

Israeli air forces liquidate Basij commander, while in Liepāja we wonder - why can't people just go to hockey and boo the opposing team.

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Entrepreneur Reveals Revolutionary Accounting Method: Put Money in Your Own Pocket Instead of the State's
Business

Entrepreneur Reveals Revolutionary Accounting Method: Put Money in Your Own Pocket Instead of the State's

A creative entrepreneur spent four years testing whether the tax authority would notice if he stored 913 thousand euros in his personal piggy bank. Turns out they did notice.

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Rimi introduces Smart-ID age verification - now even buying beer becomes more complicated than rushing into St. Joseph's Cathedral
Business

Rimi introduces Smart-ID age verification - now even buying beer becomes more complicated than rushing into St. Joseph's Cathedral

Rimi stores begin checking age with Smart-ID, as 60% of employee time is spent arguing with teenagers about whether they look 18 years old.

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Latvian banks earn 380 million, but Liepāja fishermen still promise freshly caught fish
Business

Latvian banks earn 380 million, but Liepāja fishermen still promise freshly caught fish

Latvian bank profits reach 379 million euros, which is only 190 million less than the previous year. Experts note that this decrease is not as dramatic as Riga residents' hopes for cheaper housing.

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EU imposes new sanctions on Iran with the same enthusiasm as a Liepāja winter
Politics

EU imposes new sanctions on Iran with the same enthusiasm as a Liepāja winter

The European Union, with precision that only surpasses the work schedule of Rose Square dealers, grants new sanctions to 263 Iranians.

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Strawberry Growers Promise First Strawberries by End of May — As Optimistic as Liepāja Theater Season Without Buses Full of Riga Residents
Business

Strawberry Growers Promise First Strawberries by End of May — As Optimistic as Liepāja Theater Season Without Buses Full of Riga Residents

Guntars Dzērve from 'Augusta zemenes' predicts with the same confidence as a meteorologist in January that strawberries will be ready in May, provided the weather doesn't surprise us.

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