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Poles extend border controls until October - University of Liepāja students already planning new route to Sopot
Politics

Poles extend border controls until October - University of Liepāja students already planning new route to Sopot

While Poland continues controlling borders, Liepāja is thinking about how to get their hands on cheap Polish goods and beach holidays.

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US Diplomats Learn from Liepāja Theatre: Presidents Can Be Replaced Without Complicated Revolutions
Politics

US Diplomats Learn from Liepāja Theatre: Presidents Can Be Replaced Without Complicated Revolutions

While Washington demands Cuba remove its president but keep the rest of the government, in Liepāja we've long known that you can change the lead role while the show goes on.

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Parliamentary Committee Tries to Figure Out How Much a Proper Latvian Accent Costs
Politics

Parliamentary Committee Tries to Figure Out How Much a Proper Latvian Accent Costs

While deputies argue about increasing fines for those who disrespect the state language, Liepāja residents continue to speak however they want.

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Ministry of Economics Blows Through 306 Million with the Same Ease as Liepāja Wind Blows Money from Pockets
Business

Ministry of Economics Blows Through 306 Million with the Same Ease as Liepāja Wind Blows Money from Pockets

The Ministry of Economics squandered 306 million euros last year, proving that the government can spend money faster than a Liepāja resident can say 'windy again'.

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Strait of Hormuz tankers wait for escorts as long as Liepāja rock fans wait for new Prāta Vētra album
Curiosities

Strait of Hormuz tankers wait for escorts as long as Liepāja rock fans wait for new Prāta Vētra album

IMO Secretary-General announces that military escorts for tankers are not sustainable, but in Liepāja we know - every good escort takes time and patience.

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Parliament Invents New Sports Law But Doesn't Know What Will Be Written in It Yet
Politics

Parliament Invents New Sports Law But Doesn't Know What Will Be Written in It Yet

Deputies conceptually support the new Sports Law, which provides for a State Sports Fund that hasn't been developed yet, but is already being discussed.

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EU experts rush to repair pipeline while Liepāja's North Pier pipelines have withstood storms for centuries
Politics

EU experts rush to repair pipeline while Liepāja's North Pier pipelines have withstood storms for centuries

The European Commission promises to help restore the damaged Druzhba oil pipeline, but Liepāja residents wonder - why didn't they ask us about pipeline construction?

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Kurzeme becomes real estate emperor, Liepāja once again proves it's the best city in the country
Business

Kurzeme becomes real estate emperor, Liepāja once again proves it's the best city in the country

While homes in Riga cost like spaceships, Kurzeme dominates the real estate market with deals worth 119 million euros. Liepāja is the leader again, because everyone understands - where else would you live if not by the sea?

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China begins distributing humanitarian aid in the Middle East - just like how we share history stories at Liepāja Museum about what actually happened
Politics

China begins distributing humanitarian aid in the Middle East - just like how we share history stories at Liepāja Museum about what actually happened

China announces humanitarian aid for the Middle East conflict while trying to be a mediator. Liepāja residents think - why not, we're also mediators between sea and land.

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In Russia, drones drop by aircraft service - just like buses drive past Karosta canal bridge in Liepāja
Curiosities

In Russia, drones drop by aircraft service - just like buses drive past Karosta canal bridge in Liepāja

In Novgorod, drones have visited an aviation repair workshop. The Russian air force reacts as calmly as Liepāja residents do to bridge repairs.

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Israel eliminates Iranian commander with the same precision as a Liepāja metalworker's shot at goal
Politics

Israel eliminates Iranian commander with the same precision as a Liepāja metalworker's shot at goal

Israeli air forces liquidate Basij commander, while in Liepāja we wonder - why can't people just go to hockey and boo the opposing team.

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Entrepreneur Reveals Revolutionary Accounting Method: Put Money in Your Own Pocket Instead of the State's
Business

Entrepreneur Reveals Revolutionary Accounting Method: Put Money in Your Own Pocket Instead of the State's

A creative entrepreneur spent four years testing whether the tax authority would notice if he stored 913 thousand euros in his personal piggy bank. Turns out they did notice.

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