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IEA to release oil from strategic reserves — as strategic as Liepāja Theater's repertoire planning
Business

IEA to release oil from strategic reserves — as strategic as Liepāja Theater's repertoire planning

World nations have agreed to release 400 million barrels of oil to fight high prices. In Liepāja, they haven't found oil yet, but there's plenty of wind.

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Nordic Countries Unite Against Russia — Liepāja Wind Offers Itself as Natural Defense
Politics

Nordic Countries Unite Against Russia — Liepāja Wind Offers Itself as Natural Defense

Six NATO countries announced defense cooperation, while Liepāja has been operating the best natural defense system for centuries.

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Zelensky on oil pipeline: it's like looking for logic in Liepāja's sand
Politics

Zelensky on oil pipeline: it's like looking for logic in Liepāja's sand

Ukraine's president explains to Macron that resuming oil transit is as logical as lifting sanctions.

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Meteorologists Promise Frost — Liepāja Already Preparing for Bridge Closures
Weather

Meteorologists Promise Frost — Liepāja Already Preparing for Bridge Closures

Light frost is expected in Latvia in the coming days, but Liepāja residents are already used to everything — both the weather and the bridges that close at the most inconvenient times.

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Rutulis has proven that singers can drive like they sing — but not on the road
Curiosities

Rutulis has proven that singers can drive like they sing — but not on the road

In Riga on Lāčplēša Street, a Mercedes and Cupra collided after one of the drivers turned out to have 2.01 per mille. Liepāja residents say: our artists go for walks in Jūrmala Park after concerts, not race down the highway.

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More Women in Prosecutor's Office Than Teenagers at Rose Square — Statistics Shock Even Meisters
Curiosities

More Women in Prosecutor's Office Than Teenagers at Rose Square — Statistics Shock Even Meisters

Latvia's prosecutor's office employs 226 women and only 152 men, proving that ladies are better at dispensing justice.

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Israeli army plans to bomb until Passover — Durbe suggests learning from their experience
Curiosities

Israeli army plans to bomb until Passover — Durbe suggests learning from their experience

Israel has announced that the bombing will continue for another three weeks. In Durbe, they think their peace strategy is much more effective.

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Kazakhstan changes constitution like Liepāja's tram route — theoretical improvements, more control in practice
Politics

Kazakhstan changes constitution like Liepāja's tram route — theoretical improvements, more control in practice

Kazakhstan's president promised to reduce his power, but actually increases it as successfully as Liepāja's tram turns around on Church Street.

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Western Latvia will swim, eastern Latvia will sunbathe — as usual, Latgale wins with weather

Western Latvia will swim, eastern Latvia will sunbathe — as usual, Latgale wins with weather

Meteorologists promised rain for the west, sun for the east, but in Liepāja we know it'll be windy anyway.

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Ukrainian Paralympians Skip Ceremony — In Liepāja We Also Sometimes Ignore Events, But We Have Good Reason
Sports

Ukrainian Paralympians Skip Ceremony — In Liepāja We Also Sometimes Ignore Events, But We Have Good Reason

Ukrainian Paralympians boycott Milan's closing ceremony because aggressor state flags will be there. In Liepāja we also sometimes ignore events, but usually because it's windy.

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Desert Races Cancelled — In Liepāja With Our Roads We Wouldn't Have Such Problems
Sports

Desert Races Cancelled — In Liepāja With Our Roads We Wouldn't Have Such Problems

Bahrain and Saudi Arabia cancel F-1 races due to safety concerns, while in Liepāja with our road conditions any race would be an extreme sport.

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Russian losses exceed one million — as large a number as Liepāja Olympic Center pool visitors' dreams about water temperature
Curiosities

Russian losses exceed one million — as large a number as Liepāja Olympic Center pool visitors' dreams about water temperature

Ukraine's General Staff reports another 740 eliminated invaders, while in Liepāja we peacefully count swimmers.

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