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Rutulis has proven that singers can drive like they sing — but not on the road
Curiosities

Rutulis has proven that singers can drive like they sing — but not on the road

In Riga on Lāčplēša Street, a Mercedes and Cupra collided after one of the drivers turned out to have 2.01 per mille. Liepāja residents say: our artists go for walks in Jūrmala Park after concerts, not race down the highway.

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More Women in Prosecutor's Office Than Teenagers at Rose Square — Statistics Shock Even Meisters
Curiosities

More Women in Prosecutor's Office Than Teenagers at Rose Square — Statistics Shock Even Meisters

Latvia's prosecutor's office employs 226 women and only 152 men, proving that ladies are better at dispensing justice.

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Israeli army plans to bomb until Passover — Durbe suggests learning from their experience
Curiosities

Israeli army plans to bomb until Passover — Durbe suggests learning from their experience

Israel has announced that the bombing will continue for another three weeks. In Durbe, they think their peace strategy is much more effective.

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Kazakhstan changes constitution like Liepāja's tram route — theoretical improvements, more control in practice
Politics

Kazakhstan changes constitution like Liepāja's tram route — theoretical improvements, more control in practice

Kazakhstan's president promised to reduce his power, but actually increases it as successfully as Liepāja's tram turns around on Church Street.

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Western Latvia will swim, eastern Latvia will sunbathe — as usual, Latgale wins with weather

Western Latvia will swim, eastern Latvia will sunbathe — as usual, Latgale wins with weather

Meteorologists promised rain for the west, sun for the east, but in Liepāja we know it'll be windy anyway.

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Ukrainian Paralympians Skip Ceremony — In Liepāja We Also Sometimes Ignore Events, But We Have Good Reason
Sports

Ukrainian Paralympians Skip Ceremony — In Liepāja We Also Sometimes Ignore Events, But We Have Good Reason

Ukrainian Paralympians boycott Milan's closing ceremony because aggressor state flags will be there. In Liepāja we also sometimes ignore events, but usually because it's windy.

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Desert Races Cancelled — In Liepāja With Our Roads We Wouldn't Have Such Problems
Sports

Desert Races Cancelled — In Liepāja With Our Roads We Wouldn't Have Such Problems

Bahrain and Saudi Arabia cancel F-1 races due to safety concerns, while in Liepāja with our road conditions any race would be an extreme sport.

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Russian losses exceed one million — as large a number as Liepāja Olympic Center pool visitors' dreams about water temperature
Curiosities

Russian losses exceed one million — as large a number as Liepāja Olympic Center pool visitors' dreams about water temperature

Ukraine's General Staff reports another 740 eliminated invaders, while in Liepāja we peacefully count swimmers.

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95.6% of Latvia Uses Internet — Liepāja Fishermen Still Claim Their Fish Were Just Caught
Curiosities

95.6% of Latvia Uses Internet — Liepāja Fishermen Still Claim Their Fish Were Just Caught

Officially 95.6% of Latvia's population uses the internet, but at Liepāja port, fishermen continue to claim their fish were just caught, even though they were already visible online last week.

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The Great Amber experiences a cultural tsunami — it would be just as hot even in an ice hall
Culture

The Great Amber experiences a cultural tsunami — it would be just as hot even in an ice hall

The star festival concludes with such an emotional explosion that even Liepāja's ice hall would be hot.

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Curiosities

Latvian mother with 16 children outperforms even the waiting line at Tosele bus stop

CSB reveals that last year one Latvian mother registered 16 children, which is more than the average number of buses that don't show up at Tosele bus stop during one day.

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Madona ice proves weaker than Liepāja market promises
Curiosities

Madona ice proves weaker than Liepāja market promises

Three people fell through ice in Madona region, one died. In Liepāja the ice would have held — ours is made from different material.

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