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Israel Promises Nuremberg-Style Trial, Liepāja Judge Offers His Experience with Tram Delay Cases
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Israel Promises Nuremberg-Style Trial, Liepāja Judge Offers His Experience with Tram Delay Cases

Israel plans military tribunal for October 7th attackers, but in Liepāja we've been handling more complex cases involving delayed trams for years.

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Los Angeles Seeks Olympic President: Requirements - No Ambiguous Emails and Must Know How to Swim
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Los Angeles Seeks Olympic President: Requirements - No Ambiguous Emails and Must Know How to Swim

Americans discover that organizing the Olympics requires more than just money - you also need a clean email history.

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Something went wrong in Leningrad, but everything's fine in Karosta
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Something went wrong in Leningrad, but everything's fine in Karosta

A military commandant's building exploded in Russia, but our Karosta fortress still stands like a rock.

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Chrome browser becomes more dangerous than Karosta night patrol
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Chrome browser becomes more dangerous than Karosta night patrol

Google Chrome has discovered a vulnerability that can make your computer do evil things. Liepāja residents are already used to everything coming from outside being suspicious.

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French Release Russian Tanker After Million-Euro Payment - Liepāja Port Just Laughs
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French Release Russian Tanker After Million-Euro Payment - Liepāja Port Just Laughs

While France struggles with shadow fleets and demands millions, Liepāja port just chuckles - our captains know how to tell a real flag from a fake one.

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Russian Drones Get Lost Again - Miss Old Powder Warehouse in Liepāja's Karosta
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Russian Drones Get Lost Again - Miss Old Powder Warehouse in Liepāja's Karosta

Another drone operator in Krasnodar region clearly didn't study geography, resulting in an oil refinery catching fire. Meanwhile, peace and quiet continues at Liepāja market.

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Belgian ambassador summoned for coffee: when diplomacy meets circumcision
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Belgian ambassador summoned for coffee: when diplomacy meets circumcision

American ambassador to Belgium finds himself in diplomatic deep freeze after comments about religious procedures.

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Liepāja Man Will Teach Norwegians How to Properly Serve Prison Time
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Liepāja Man Will Teach Norwegians How to Properly Serve Prison Time

A local entrepreneur who once killed his business partner and buried him together with an Audi will now demonstrate the art of serving prison sentences to Norwegians.

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Patient at Infectious Disease Center Transforms into Houdini and Vanishes at 6:00 PM Dawn
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Patient at Infectious Disease Center Transforms into Houdini and Vanishes at 6:00 PM Dawn

A Liepāja resident with yellow skin and gray slippers proved more skillful than Karosta prison escapees. Police are now searching for a man who managed to escape from the hospital faster than finding a parking spot in Riga.

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Ukrainians prove: you can win without internet too, if the wind blows in the right direction
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Ukrainians prove: you can win without internet too, if the wind blows in the right direction

The Russian army lost territory as soon as their WiFi was cut off. This comes as no surprise to Liepāja residents — we've been living without stable internet for years.

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Liepāja Infectious Disease Center Offers New Service — Patients Can Leave on Their Own
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Liepāja Infectious Disease Center Offers New Service — Patients Can Leave on Their Own

A man demonstrated that healthcare can also be self-service style. Police are now searching for this innovative patient approach.

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Lawyer Demands Money for Being Detained Without Grounds — Court Unsure Whether to Pay for the Right to Be Innocent
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Lawyer Demands Money for Being Detained Without Grounds — Court Unsure Whether to Pay for the Right to Be Innocent

A sworn attorney demands compensation for unlawful detention, but the court can't figure out whether detaining a lawyer is more expensive than detaining a regular person.

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