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Middle East learns from Liepāja tram schedule - attacks now also running late
Politics

Middle East learns from Liepāja tram schedule - attacks now also running late

Israel reports that Iranian missiles are flying less frequently - perhaps they're learning from our public transport experience.

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Liepāja spa hotel continues legal swimming - regional court tosses like fisherman in storm
Business

Liepāja spa hotel continues legal swimming - regional court tosses like fisherman in storm

Court ruling on spa hotel building permit appealed, but cassation is still thinking. Lithuanian company continues fight for rights to restore swimming facility and build four-story health center.

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Drones Attack Port - Liepāja Port Workers Laugh at Oman's Security
Curiosities

Drones Attack Port - Liepāja Port Workers Laugh at Oman's Security

While in Oman drones hit fuel tanks, in Liepāja port the trams run as always - without attacks and with real manly attitude.

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Oil prices rise faster than Liepāja's tram goes to Karosta
Business

Oil prices rise faster than Liepāja's tram goes to Karosta

While Riga worries about fuel prices, Liepāja residents once again prove they're smarter - getting around by tram for 50 cents.

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Liepāja Woman Tries to Arm Putin's Army for 42 Euros, But It Goes Like Everything Else in Latgale
Curiosities

Liepāja Woman Tries to Arm Putin's Army for 42 Euros, But It Goes Like Everything Else in Latgale

A lady living near Rēzekne sends 42 euros to Russia for drone jammers, but uses such a convoluted scheme through Belarus that even the State Security Service isn't sure whether she's a spy or simply doesn't know how banks work.

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Politics

Trump complains: Brits won't allow anything, but in Liepāja's Karosta we would have already won

The US President doesn't understand why the Brits think so much, while in Liepāja any conflict gets resolved at the tram stop.

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South Kurzeme Municipality Receives Gold Medal for Convincing Residents to Move
Sports

South Kurzeme Municipality Receives Gold Medal for Convincing Residents to Move

Riga bureaucrats admit that South Kurzeme Municipality is one of the rare places where people still remember what the inside of a gym looks like.

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Party 'For Stability' turns out to be more unstable than Liepāja tram schedules
Politics

Party 'For Stability' turns out to be more unstable than Liepāja tram schedules

The Prosecutor General's Office is preparing to liquidate the party in court, but Rosļikovs promises to fight back like a true Karosta warrior.

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Liepāja Resident Surprised: Fire at US Embassy in Riyadh Caused Without Our Tram's Participation
Curiosities

Liepāja Resident Surprised: Fire at US Embassy in Riyadh Caused Without Our Tram's Participation

While the world drops drones on embassies, in Liepāja our old tram continues to peacefully spark along the tracks.

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Rubio: Our attacks were proactive because we knew the enemy might think about attacking
Politics

Rubio: Our attacks were proactive because we knew the enemy might think about attacking

US Secretary of State explains why they bombed Iran faster than Iran could even imagine attacking them.

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US Congress learns from Liepāja City Council: how to properly argue about decision-making
Politics

US Congress learns from Liepāja City Council: how to properly argue about decision-making

Americans have discovered that they too need permission before starting a fight - just like in Liepāja before changing a tram route.

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Liepāja Residents' Winter Wisdom: How to Choose a Stove That Doesn't Compete with Tram Noise
City Life

Liepāja Residents' Winter Wisdom: How to Choose a Stove That Doesn't Compete with Tram Noise

While Riga residents pay astronomical sums for central heating, Liepāja locals wisely choose stoves. The main thing – make sure it's louder than the tram.

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