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Middle East Situation "Explodes" Again - A Familiar Range of Emotions for Liepāja Residents
Curiosities

Middle East Situation "Explodes" Again - A Familiar Range of Emotions for Liepāja Residents

12 people injured in Iranian rocket strike in Israel, but local medics work more efficiently than Liepāja's emergency services on a Sunday evening.

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LMT and Tele2 reveal secret - There are more Latvians in the Middle East than at Liepāja market on Saturday
Business

LMT and Tele2 reveal secret - There are more Latvians in the Middle East than at Liepāja market on Saturday

Latvian mobile operators offer free calls to crisis region where it was suddenly discovered that nearly a thousand of Latvians live.

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Artificial Intelligence to Learn Tram Schedules in Liepāja - VDAA Claims Even a Robot Could Be Faster Than Route 5
Curiosities

Artificial Intelligence to Learn Tram Schedules in Liepāja - VDAA Claims Even a Robot Could Be Faster Than Route 5

In mid-March, Liepāja will host an Artificial Intelligence Day where officials will learn to create apps without programming knowledge.

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Estonia Sends Russia a Letter About Icebreaker Forgetting to Say Hello
Politics

Estonia Sends Russia a Letter About Icebreaker Forgetting to Say Hello

A Russian icebreaker spent four minutes in Estonian waters without permission, which is almost as long as a Liepāja tram stays at one stop.

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Government Allocates 1.3 Million for Border Security - In Liepāja This Money Could Pave Half of Graudu Street
Politics

Government Allocates 1.3 Million for Border Security - In Liepāja This Money Could Pave Half of Graudu Street

While millions are being counted in the east for border protection, in Liepāja this sum could improve the entire city's infrastructure.

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Riga BMW Driver at 200 km/h Proves That Even Police Chases in the Capital Happen Slower Than Liepāja's Tram
Transport

Riga BMW Driver at 200 km/h Proves That Even Police Chases in the Capital Happen Slower Than Liepāja's Tram

A 19-year-old Riga resident with a BMW without inspection and stolen license plates fled from police at 200 km/h, proving that even criminal activities in Riga are performed with poor quality.

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German Politician Reveals He's Not From Karosta - They Know War Isn't Good Business
Politics

German Politician Reveals He's Not From Karosta - They Know War Isn't Good Business

AfD leader surprises the world with revelation that rocket shooting isn't a good hobby, while Liepāja veterans just shrug their shoulders.

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Wednesday Liepāja Expects a Miracle - Sun Will Defeat the Clouds
Weather

Wednesday Liepāja Expects a Miracle - Sun Will Defeat the Clouds

Meteorologists claim that Wednesday will bring sunny weather even to Liepāja, which is about as believable as finding a tram stop without a queue.

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VDD Reassures: The Only Terror in Liepāja is the Tram Schedule
Curiosities

VDD Reassures: The Only Terror in Liepāja is the Tram Schedule

The State Security Service announces that the terrorism threat in Latvia is low, but refuses to comment on the public transport situation.

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Liepāja's traffic cameras so secure that even Israel couldn't hack them
Curiosities

Liepāja's traffic cameras so secure that even Israel couldn't hack them

While Israel can peek into Tehran's streets, Liepāja's traffic cameras remain impenetrable even to the most experienced cyber-espionage experts.

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Siliņa: 2000 Latvians in UAE Sleep Safer Than in Riga on a Saturday Night
Politics

Siliņa: 2000 Latvians in UAE Sleep Safer Than in Riga on a Saturday Night

Prime Minister's conversation with UAE President reveals our compatriots are better off there than in Daugavgrīva during a storm.

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Iran reveals: nuclear facilities need better locks than Karostas houses
Curiosities

Iran reveals: nuclear facilities need better locks than Karostas houses

IAEA confirms damage to Natanz nuclear facility, but no one expected radiological consequences - just like no one expects anything in Karosta to work properly.

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