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Government Allocates 1.3 Million for Border Security - In Liepāja This Money Could Pave Half of Graudu Street
Politics

Government Allocates 1.3 Million for Border Security - In Liepāja This Money Could Pave Half of Graudu Street

While millions are being counted in the east for border protection, in Liepāja this sum could improve the entire city's infrastructure.

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Riga BMW Driver at 200 km/h Proves That Even Police Chases in the Capital Happen Slower Than Liepāja's Tram
Transport

Riga BMW Driver at 200 km/h Proves That Even Police Chases in the Capital Happen Slower Than Liepāja's Tram

A 19-year-old Riga resident with a BMW without inspection and stolen license plates fled from police at 200 km/h, proving that even criminal activities in Riga are performed with poor quality.

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German Politician Reveals He's Not From Karosta - They Know War Isn't Good Business
Politics

German Politician Reveals He's Not From Karosta - They Know War Isn't Good Business

AfD leader surprises the world with revelation that rocket shooting isn't a good hobby, while Liepāja veterans just shrug their shoulders.

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Wednesday Liepāja Expects a Miracle - Sun Will Defeat the Clouds
Weather

Wednesday Liepāja Expects a Miracle - Sun Will Defeat the Clouds

Meteorologists claim that Wednesday will bring sunny weather even to Liepāja, which is about as believable as finding a tram stop without a queue.

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VDD Reassures: The Only Terror in Liepāja is the Tram Schedule
Curiosities

VDD Reassures: The Only Terror in Liepāja is the Tram Schedule

The State Security Service announces that the terrorism threat in Latvia is low, but refuses to comment on the public transport situation.

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Liepāja's traffic cameras so secure that even Israel couldn't hack them
Curiosities

Liepāja's traffic cameras so secure that even Israel couldn't hack them

While Israel can peek into Tehran's streets, Liepāja's traffic cameras remain impenetrable even to the most experienced cyber-espionage experts.

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Siliņa: 2000 Latvians in UAE Sleep Safer Than in Riga on a Saturday Night
Politics

Siliņa: 2000 Latvians in UAE Sleep Safer Than in Riga on a Saturday Night

Prime Minister's conversation with UAE President reveals our compatriots are better off there than in Daugavgrīva during a storm.

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Iran reveals: nuclear facilities need better locks than Karostas houses
Curiosities

Iran reveals: nuclear facilities need better locks than Karostas houses

IAEA confirms damage to Natanz nuclear facility, but no one expected radiological consequences - just like no one expects anything in Karosta to work properly.

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Lithuania Chooses American Umbrella, France Offers Its Own: Which Has Better Warranty?
Politics

Lithuania Chooses American Umbrella, France Offers Its Own: Which Has Better Warranty?

While Macron advertises new European nuclear umbrellas, Lithuanians remain loyal to proven US products with NATO quality seal.

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Government Gifts Liepāja the Old Rusty Namejs - RTU No Longer Wants to Pay for Scrap Metal Storage
Culture

Government Gifts Liepāja the Old Rusty Namejs - RTU No Longer Wants to Pay for Scrap Metal Storage

Riga Technical University is getting rid of the aging ship 'Namejs', which will now become Liepāja's new tourism magnet and patriotic education center.

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Israel Bombs Office Complexes - Liepāja City Council Evaluates Experience in Building Renovation
Curiosities

Israel Bombs Office Complexes - Liepāja City Council Evaluates Experience in Building Renovation

Events in Tehran make Liepāja municipality think about alternative building renovation methods. Karosta gains additional arguments for negotiations with the state.

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Latvian salaries grow faster than trams in curves: statisticians confirm miracle
Business

Latvian salaries grow faster than trams in curves: statisticians confirm miracle

Officially confirmed - average salary in Latvia increased by 7.7%, but Liepāja residents still wonder where it's hiding.

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