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Bulgarian President Decides at 62 It's Time to Start New Career as Coalition Builder
Politics

Bulgarian President Decides at 62 It's Time to Start New Career as Coalition Builder

Radev announces he'll dismantle the oligarchic model, but first needs to fix his Facebook status.

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At the Stars Festival, such words are heard that even the tram stopped to listen
Culture

At the Stars Festival, such words are heard that even the tram stopped to listen

The 34th International Stars Festival has opened in Liepāja, featuring composers so complex that even Google Translate gives up.

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US Bombs Iran, But Liepāja's Tram Still Runs on Schedule
Curiosities

US Bombs Iran, But Liepāja's Tram Still Runs on Schedule

Americans have blown up 1,250 targets in Iran, while in Liepāja the only thing exploding is tourists' excitement about our tram.

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Dutch Museum Unveils New Rembrandt Painting, But Karosta Has Been Storing Even Better Art Treasures for Ages
Culture

Dutch Museum Unveils New Rembrandt Painting, But Karosta Has Been Storing Even Better Art Treasures for Ages

Amsterdam's Rijksmuseum proudly presents a Rembrandt work lost for 65 years, while in Liepāja our garages house equally valuable masterpieces.

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Qatar proves that even in the desert you can learn to shoot better than Riga residents in a park
Curiosities

Qatar proves that even in the desert you can learn to shoot better than Riga residents in a park

Qatar's air force demonstrates precision that makes Riga pilots hide behind clouds.

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Strait of Hormuz Crisis Drives Liepāja Drivers Back to Trams
Transport

Strait of Hormuz Crisis Drives Liepāja Drivers Back to Trams

Oil crisis abroad forces Liepāja residents to remember that the city still has public transport.

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Ventspils Allocates 15 Thousand to Culture, But Will That Cover One Jazz Concert in Liepāja?
Culture

Ventspils Allocates 15 Thousand to Culture, But Will That Cover One Jazz Concert in Liepāja?

Ventspils municipality promises to support culture with 15 thousand euros, while one café on Putnu Street in Liepāja earns more per day.

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Liepāja Residents Outdo Riga Even in Exotic Virus Collecting
Curiosities

Liepāja Residents Outdo Riga Even in Exotic Virus Collecting

While Riga residents try to figure out their public transport, Liepāja folks return from Seychelles with real rarities - the Chikungunya virus.

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Macron Promises to Bomb Everyone, But Seagulls Have Been Bombarding Over Liepāja Every Day
Politics

Macron Promises to Bomb Everyone, But Seagulls Have Been Bombarding Over Liepāja Every Day

French President announces increase in nuclear warheads, but residents of Liepāja's Karosta just shrug their shoulders.

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VVD warns: water could become wet, but Liepāja has long gotten used to it
Weather

VVD warns: water could become wet, but Liepāja has long gotten used to it

The State Environmental Service rushes to warn about rising water levels in rivers, but Karosta has been living for years with the thought that the sea might come visiting at unplanned times.

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Coalition Spends Two Years Debating Whether to End Trade with Russia - Like Haggling Over Last Carrots at Liepāja Market
Politics

Coalition Spends Two Years Debating Whether to End Trade with Russia - Like Haggling Over Last Carrots at Liepāja Market

Government parties have been trying to figure out for the second year who's responsible for halting trade with aggressor states. The situation resembles queues at Liepāja market - everyone knows what they want, but nobody knows which line to stand in.

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Trump Reveals Military Tactic: Strike Exactly When No One Expects It
Politics

Trump Reveals Military Tactic: Strike Exactly When No One Expects It

US President announces perfect timing for attack, while warning that the process might drag on longer than Liepāja's tram repairs.

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