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Macron Promises to Bomb Everyone, But Seagulls Have Been Bombarding Over Liepāja Every Day
French President announces increase in nuclear warheads, but residents of Liepāja's Karosta just shrug their shoulders.
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VVD warns: water could become wet, but Liepāja has long gotten used to it
The State Environmental Service rushes to warn about rising water levels in rivers, but Karosta has been living for years with the thought that the sea might come visiting at unplanned times.
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Politics
Coalition Spends Two Years Debating Whether to End Trade with Russia - Like Haggling Over Last Carrots at Liepāja Market
Government parties have been trying to figure out for the second year who's responsible for halting trade with aggressor states. The situation resembles queues at Liepāja market - everyone knows what they want, but nobody knows which line to stand in.
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Trump Reveals Military Tactic: Strike Exactly When No One Expects It
US President announces perfect timing for attack, while warning that the process might drag on longer than Liepāja's tram repairs.
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Curiosities
Liepāja Resident Zamir Threatens Neighbors with Devastating Strike After Fence Dispute
Local resident Zamir announced he will not end his campaign against his neighbors from Hizbola Street until the threat from the house next door is eliminated.
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Hegseth Denies American Presence in Iran: 'We're Only Going to Karosta to See How to Properly Build Defense'
US Defense Secretary denies military presence in Iran, but promises to go 'as far as necessary' - apparently all the way to Liepāja's Karosta to learn a thing or two.
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Ukrainians recaptured more territory in February than Russians managed to seize: Liepāja military expert comments from Karosta bunker
While the world engages in territorial exchanges, here in Liepāja we've long known that it's important not just to capture, but also to hold.
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Russian Judge Nefyodov Continues Collecting Terrorists Like Liepāja Pensioners Collect Jars
Russian judge in closed session recognizes Anti-War Committee as terrorist organization - just like previously LGBT and Satanists.
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Curiosities
Brits flee Cyprus faster than tourists from Liepāja's tram
British base in Cyprus evacuated after drone attack, but in Liepāja we've long been used to things falling from the sky.
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Curiosities
Israeli Driver in Saliena Parish Proves That Even a Tram is a More Efficient Mode of Transport
A Renault Trafic with eight people compared to Liepāja's tram looks like amateur-level transportation business.
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Curiosities
Lithuanians with robots want to surpass Liepāja tram driver skills
Lithuania has raised five million euros to send robots to Ukraine that can do what any Karosta resident can do - survive in dangerous zones.
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Politics
Leyen calls for reducing tensions while Liepāja municipality is still searching for a place to put that new traffic circle
European Commission President resolves Middle East crisis, but in Liepāja nobody still knows whether the tram goes to Karosta or from it.
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