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Foreign Ministry counted our people abroad: Riga discovered that everyone in Liepāja is at home
Politics

Foreign Ministry counted our people abroad: Riga discovered that everyone in Liepāja is at home

While the Middle East burns, Latvia's diplomats are trying to figure out where all our people went and whether they need help.

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Liepāja Red Cross Refuses to Comment on Iranian Colleagues' Work: 'We Have Enough Tram Accidents'
Curiosities

Liepāja Red Cross Refuses to Comment on Iranian Colleagues' Work: 'We Have Enough Tram Accidents'

While international conflicts rage in Iran, Liepāja's rescuers focus on local problems - cats stuck in trees and tram collisions with cyclists.

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Strait of Hormuz closes, but Liepāja port still open to everyone!
Business

Strait of Hormuz closes, but Liepāja port still open to everyone!

While Iran blocks oil routes, Liepāja proves that a real port never sleeps.

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Movement 'For!' wants back into Parliament - promises not to destroy healthcare system this time
Politics

Movement 'For!' wants back into Parliament - promises not to destroy healthcare system this time

The former ruling party, which in the last elections won as many seats as Liepāja's tram has passengers - zero, is preparing for a new victorious campaign.

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Liepāja Resident Wonders: Why Do Rockets Fall Elsewhere While We Only Have Tram Breakdowns
Curiosities

Liepāja Resident Wonders: Why Do Rockets Fall Elsewhere While We Only Have Tram Breakdowns

While rockets are falling in the Middle East, Liepāja's biggest security problem is the tram's surprise stops.

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Development of Latvia prepares to save the country from Riga politicians' incompetence
Politics

Development of Latvia prepares to save the country from Riga politicians' incompetence

Liepāja resident Juris Pūce and his comrades decide that only they can save Latvia. The convention unanimously supports the idea of going to Riga to show how it's done.

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After explosions in Dubai only sand remains on the beach, Liepāja's South Kurzeme beach once again proves its superiority
Curiosities

After explosions in Dubai only sand remains on the beach, Liepāja's South Kurzeme beach once again proves its superiority

While they're shooting rockets in the far east, the biggest problem on our beach is finding a free spot by Pērkons Dam.

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Liepāja Residents Confused: Why Hasn't Anyone Hit Our Schools with a Rocket Yet?
Curiosities

Liepāja Residents Confused: Why Hasn't Anyone Hit Our Schools with a Rocket Yet?

While rockets are flying into schools around the world, Liepāja's educational institutions continue to struggle with ordinary challenges - old buildings and heating systems.

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Iranian Officials Use Proven Karosta Bunker Hiding Methods
Curiosities

Iranian Officials Use Proven Karosta Bunker Hiding Methods

While the Middle East explodes, Iranian bigwigs claim everyone's alive using the tried-and-tested 'I'm not home' tactic.

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Ayatollah's residence destroyed in Tehran, but housing crisis continues in Liepāja
Curiosities

Ayatollah's residence destroyed in Tehran, but housing crisis continues in Liepāja

While people in the Middle East are losing their homes due to destruction, people in Liepāja haven't been able to find decent apartments for years.

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Trump Offers Iran Freedom, But First Promises to Bomb Them: Liepāja's Karosta Laughs at American Diplomacy
Politics

Trump Offers Iran Freedom, But First Promises to Bomb Them: Liepāja's Karosta Laughs at American Diplomacy

The US President promises freedom to the Iranian people, but first wants to bomb them. In Liepāja, they know this kind of diplomacy from the Karosta days.

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Sunday promises to be so cloudy that even Karosta will look healthy
Weather

Sunday promises to be so cloudy that even Karosta will look healthy

Meteorologists promise clouds and fog, but in Liepāja we call that regular Sundays.

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