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Equipment catches fire on Kapsēdes Street — 73 people flee faster than from Karosta basement dungeons
Curiosities

Equipment catches fire on Kapsēdes Street — 73 people flee faster than from Karosta basement dungeons

Equipment caught fire in a production building on Kapsēdes Street, forcing 73 employees to demonstrate their evacuation skills.

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Nine Antifascists in Texas Try to Outdo Durbe's Peacefulness, But Fail
Curiosities

Nine Antifascists in Texas Try to Outdo Durbe's Peacefulness, But Fail

US court finds nine 'Antifa' members guilty of attacking immigrant center. Durbe still maintains its title as the most peaceful place in the world.

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Trump Bombs Kharg Island — Liepāja Residents at Rose Square Ask if Gas Will Be Cheaper
Politics

Trump Bombs Kharg Island — Liepāja Residents at Rose Square Ask if Gas Will Be Cheaper

The US President, with his usual diplomatic finesse, has destroyed an Iranian oil terminal, but in Liepāja people are more concerned about whether fuel prices will finally change.

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Russia aims inaccurately again — even at Tosele bus stop in Liepāja they navigate better
Politics

Russia aims inaccurately again — even at Tosele bus stop in Liepāja they navigate better

Russian missiles and drones are once again trying to find targets in the Kyiv region, but their precision is on the level of GPS navigation in Liepāja's old town.

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In the Middle East, medics are dying faster than 'freshly caught' fish at Liepāja port
Curiosities

In the Middle East, medics are dying faster than 'freshly caught' fish at Liepāja port

In southern Lebanon, 12 medics died in an Israeli strike, while in Liepāja, the only thing dying is our hope for fresh fish.

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North Korea fires ten missiles — in Liepāja they'd call it an 'active Tuesday'
Curiosities

North Korea fires ten missiles — in Liepāja they'd call it an 'active Tuesday'

Kim Jong-un is showing off his missile collection again, while in Liepāja people peacefully stroll through Seaside Park.

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Riga Police Sold Dead People's Data — Liepāja Also Has Business, But Ours Is Rock Music
Curiosities

Riga Police Sold Dead People's Data — Liepāja Also Has Business, But Ours Is Rock Music

Seven Riga police officers arrested for selling deceased persons' data to funeral companies. People die in Liepāja too, but we bury them with Jumprava songs.

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In Riga they shoot with air guns — in Liepāja we only use water pistols at the Olympic Center
Curiosities

In Riga they shoot with air guns — in Liepāja we only use water pistols at the Olympic Center

Criminal proceedings have begun in Riga for shooting at people with air guns, but in Liepāja our biggest problem is water that's too cold in the pool.

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Thunderstorms in Vidzeme Like a Hollywood Movie, But the Sea in Liepāja Still Cold as a Refrigerator
Weather

Thunderstorms in Vidzeme Like a Hollywood Movie, But the Sea in Liepāja Still Cold as a Refrigerator

Vidzeme experienced a real nature theater performance with thunder and rain, while Liepāja residents look at the Baltic Sea and think about summer swimming.

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Trump Refuses Ukrainian Drone Assistance — Says His Drones Are Better Than Everyone's, Even Better Than North Pier Wind Gauges
Politics

Trump Refuses Ukrainian Drone Assistance — Says His Drones Are Better Than Everyone's, Even Better Than North Pier Wind Gauges

The American president announces that the US doesn't need Ukrainian help with drones because they already have the world's best.

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Two Minibuses in Pienava Took a Disliking to Each Other — On Pētera Street Such Conflicts Would Be Resolved with Coffee
Transport

Two Minibuses in Pienava Took a Disliking to Each Other — On Pētera Street Such Conflicts Would Be Resolved with Coffee

Two minibuses collided on Liepāja Highway in Pienava, but fortunately no one was hurt. Liepāja residents comment that on Pētera Street such disagreements would be resolved more civilly.

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Szijjártó claims the Baltics dance to Zelensky's tune — but does he know what real dance rhythm is?
Politics

Szijjártó claims the Baltics dance to Zelensky's tune — but does he know what real dance rhythm is?

Hungary's Foreign Minister Szijjártó accuses the Baltic states of dancing, but in Liepāja we know — real dancing is when the tram runs on time.

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