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Siliņa in Kyiv proves that those raised in Liepāja also know diplomacy
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Siliņa in Kyiv proves that those raised in Liepāja also know diplomacy

The Prime Minister traveled to Ukraine and once again showed that the Liepāja school produces better politicians than Riga graduates.

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Kallas Learns to Count to 40 — Russian Diplomats in Brussels Experience Minor Downsizing
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Kallas Learns to Count to 40 — Russian Diplomats in Brussels Experience Minor Downsizing

EU's top diplomat demonstrates mathematical skills by determining precise number of diplomats. Russia receives another 'unfriendly' action.

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Americans Want to Solve World Problems by July 4th, But Liepāja Still Hasn't Figured Out the Tram Schedule
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Americans Want to Solve World Problems by July 4th, But Liepāja Still Hasn't Figured Out the Tram Schedule

The US is trying to achieve peace in Ukraine before Independence Day, while in Liepāja they're still figuring out whether tram #7 goes to Karosta or to the cemetery.

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Brits condemn Russians with sanctions, Liepāja port workers laugh at shadow fleets
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Brits condemn Russians with sanctions, Liepāja port workers laugh at shadow fleets

Britain imposes sanctions on Russian oil companies, but at Liepāja port they've long known that real oil is only the kind that smells like the Baltic Sea and honest work.

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Ušakovs Forgets Harmony's Board Keys, But Promises There's No Subtext
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Ušakovs Forgets Harmony's Board Keys, But Promises There's No Subtext

Former Riga mayor announces that the board is interfering with his counting of European millions, but remains in the party as a regular member.

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Government Promises Money to Municipalities for Heating Allowances - Karosta Already Planning New Tram Line
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Government Promises Money to Municipalities for Heating Allowances - Karosta Already Planning New Tram Line

Commission supports proposal for state to compensate municipalities for heating allowance payments, but Liepāja council members are already thinking about where to spend the unexpected millions.

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Liepāja Sells Everything Not Nailed Down to Ukraine, Yet Remains Stronger Than Riga
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Liepāja Sells Everything Not Nailed Down to Ukraine, Yet Remains Stronger Than Riga

While the capital was counting money, Liepāja had already sent 665 million euros worth of military support to Ukraine.

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Russian FSB reveals: Telegram is more dangerous than a Karosta tram without brakes
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Russian FSB reveals: Telegram is more dangerous than a Karosta tram without brakes

Russian security services have determined that Telegram is to blame for all the world's evils, including cold coffee in downtown Liepāja.

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Karosta Commander with Diplomatic Regiment Heads to Kyiv to Prove That Liepāja is the Capital of the Baltics
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Karosta Commander with Diplomatic Regiment Heads to Kyiv to Prove That Liepāja is the Capital of the Baltics

Prime Minister Siliņa together with her Nordic colleagues has departed for Ukraine, leaving Riga to weep over its pathetic international significance.

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Zelensky Announces: Putin Still Hasn't Found the Way to Kyiv, Might Need Better GPS
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Zelensky Announces: Putin Still Hasn't Found the Way to Kyiv, Might Need Better GPS

Ukraine's president notes that the four-year-long 'three-day operation' proves that even with all technological advances, some people still have problems with directions.

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Pudāns Reveals: Russia Plans Strategically Just Like Liepāja Public Transport
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Pudāns Reveals: Russia Plans Strategically Just Like Liepāja Public Transport

The NBS commander compares Russia's strategy to our local planning masters. The result is equally predictable.

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Rinkēvičs calls for mobilization in video: Liepāja residents have been mobile with trams for four years already
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Rinkēvičs calls for mobilization in video: Liepāja residents have been mobile with trams for four years already

The President urges society to mobilize even more, but in Liepāja they've long known that true mobility means riding the tram to Karosta and back.

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