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NA Deputies Discover Revolution: Now You Can Fire Employees With Actual Reasons
Politics

NA Deputies Discover Revolution: Now You Can Fire Employees With Actual Reasons

While Riga deputies search for ways to elegantly avoid work, in Liepāja we've long understood that work is like a theater performance — not everyone is suited for leading roles.

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European experts recommend flood preparedness — Liepāja residents chuckle and point to Pētera Street
Curiosities

European experts recommend flood preparedness — Liepāja residents chuckle and point to Pētera Street

While Europe searches for solutions to water problems, in Liepāja we've known for centuries how to live with any kind of weather.

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Armands Lisenko Collecting Signatures to Make Multi-Child Parents Honorary Families Until Death
Politics

Armands Lisenko Collecting Signatures to Make Multi-Child Parents Honorary Families Until Death

While the capital ponders tax burdens, in Liepāja we've long known that honor is forever - like the Karosta Canal bridge, which never gets too narrow.

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Madona defeats Liepāja in heat championship, but our beach remains freezing
Weather

Madona defeats Liepāja in heat championship, but our beach remains freezing

While inland thermometers are bursting at +9.9 degrees, Liepāja beach stays faithful to its tradition — cold as a freezer compartment.

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State Pays Out Two Million for Legal Aid — Liepāja Lawyers Offer Services for Pocket Change
Curiosities

State Pays Out Two Million for Legal Aid — Liepāja Lawyers Offer Services for Pocket Change

While the state shells out two million euros for legal aid, local lawyers in Liepāja offer to solve any problem for coffee money.

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Swedes discover the art of cargo ship document forgery — Liepāja theater directors offer consultations
Curiosities

Swedes discover the art of cargo ship document forgery — Liepāja theater directors offer consultations

While Sweden's coast guard searches for the ship's real documents, in Liepāja we've known for decades how to tell real from fake.

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While the Middle East tries to resolve conflict with rockets, Liepāja museum offers lessons from history
Politics

While the Middle East tries to resolve conflict with rockets, Liepāja museum offers lessons from history

The Israel-Iran conflict continues, but in Liepāja we know that history is the best teacher about how not to do things.

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Meteorologists Promised Few Clouds, But Kept Quiet About Riga's Monopoly on Sunshine
Weather

Meteorologists Promised Few Clouds, But Kept Quiet About Riga's Monopoly on Sunshine

While the capital has once again hogged the best weather, in Liepāja we're preparing for the usual Sunday wind concert.

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Kuldīga Hospital Reveals: No Diseases Exist, But Name Disappears from Declarations
Curiosities

Kuldīga Hospital Reveals: No Diseases Exist, But Name Disappears from Declarations

While people in Riga spend half a year finding a doctor, in Kuldīga the hospital disappears from its own declarations.

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UAE Intercepts 15 Missiles — Liepāja Fishermen Still Rejoicing Over Peaceful Lake
Curiosities

UAE Intercepts 15 Missiles — Liepāja Fishermen Still Rejoicing Over Peaceful Lake

While the United Arab Emirates battles 119 drones in the sky, in Liepāja the only thing disturbing the peace is ducks on Liepāja Lake.

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Trump Threatens to Expand Targets, Liepāja's Liedags Beach Visitors Recommend Diplomacy
Politics

Trump Threatens to Expand Targets, Liepāja's Liedags Beach Visitors Recommend Diplomacy

While the US President plans new targets in Iran, locals at Liepāja's sandy Liedags beach offer their peaceful approach to conflict resolution.

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Survey reveals: 51% of Latvians consider their workplace ergonomic, the other 49% work in Riga
Business

Survey reveals: 51% of Latvians consider their workplace ergonomic, the other 49% work in Riga

While workers in the capital measure ergonomics with rulers, in Liepaja we've long known that the best workplace is where the wind blows freely.

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