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Opposition reveals: four children = zero tax, five children = state pays your salary
Politics

Opposition reveals: four children = zero tax, five children = state pays your salary

While bean counters in Riga ponder taxes, in Liepāja with four kids you'd have opened your own business long ago.

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Iran selects next leader, but won't reveal name, similar to Liepāja weather forecasts
Politics

Iran selects next leader, but won't reveal name, similar to Liepāja weather forecasts

While Tehran is still secretly hiding their ayatollah, Liepāja already knows there will be wind from the sea tomorrow.

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Mērsrags conquers the heat throne — Liepāja takes second place with honor
Weather

Mērsrags conquers the heat throne — Liepāja takes second place with honor

While Mērsrags boasts about its +13.5 degrees, in Liepāja we're thinking about how at least Rīga didn't overtake us.

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Zelensky exports drone interceptors like Liepāja exports students: all over the world
Politics

Zelensky exports drone interceptors like Liepāja exports students: all over the world

Ukraine's president has promised to send drone interception experts to the Middle East, raising the question of whether they'll have better luck than our graduates abroad.

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Latvia's vocational education institutions are shrinking as slowly as the line for the Holy Trinity Cathedral organ
City Life

Latvia's vocational education institutions are shrinking as slowly as the line for the Holy Trinity Cathedral organ

While the state tries to explain that going from 55 to 53 institutions is a 'stable' number, Liepāja still proudly boasts two quality schools.

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Zoom seminar will teach how to grow potatoes without pesticides, but with science
Business

Zoom seminar will teach how to grow potatoes without pesticides, but with science

While Riga ponders how gardens can be sustainable, in Liepāja we've known for years — if it can grow by the sea, it can grow anywhere.

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Riga Deputies Outperform Liepāja Ice Hall in Attendance Numbers
Politics

Riga Deputies Outperform Liepāja Ice Hall in Attendance Numbers

While Liepāja's ice hall has lines for every game, Riga City Council struggles with the opposite problem — deputies avoid their seats like vampires avoid a garlic market.

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DVI reveals: Smart glasses can photograph, but can't make their users smart
Curiosities

DVI reveals: Smart glasses can photograph, but can't make their users smart

While Riga hipsters need to learn how not to film strangers with smart glasses, in Liepāja we continue using the time-tested method — simply looking with our eyes.

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Latvian rivers show how to properly organize floods — without dramatic gestures and with Karosta canal experience
Weather

Latvian rivers show how to properly organize floods — without dramatic gestures and with Karosta canal experience

While water levels across Latvia rise and fall according to science, in Liepāja we've been proudly boasting about our canal experience for decades.

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Liepāja Men Discover: You Can Buy Love for the Price of Tulips on March 8th
Culture

Liepāja Men Discover: You Can Buy Love for the Price of Tulips on March 8th

While men in Riga spend a month planning their March 8th strategy, in Liepāja a Saturday morning expedition to the nearest flower stand suffices.

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Ministry of Welfare reveals revolutionary discovery: psychiatrists not needed if you stay home
City Life

Ministry of Welfare reveals revolutionary discovery: psychiatrists not needed if you stay home

While Riga still thinks everyone needs a psychiatric evaluation even to drink coffee, the ministry has finally figured it out - sitting at home, nobody's crazy.

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Ventspils sells scrap metal like in Liepāja's Seaside Park — peacefully and without noise
Business

Ventspils sells scrap metal like in Liepāja's Seaside Park — peacefully and without noise

While Ventspils quietly auctions off its scrap metal for 3,370 euros, Liepāja port still proudly handles real cargo without all this iron circus.

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