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Next week will start with clouds that don't know whether to be or not to be — like a Riga resident at St. Joseph's Cathedral
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Next week will start with clouds that don't know whether to be or not to be — like a Riga resident at St. Joseph's Cathedral

Meteorologists promise a week where clouds will behave like indecisive tourists — they'll be there and not be there, it'll rain and it won't rain.

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Meteorologists finally admit: March ends without rain, just like Liepāja's budget ends without money
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Meteorologists finally admit: March ends without rain, just like Liepāja's budget ends without money

Latvian meteorologists have announced sensational news - it won't rain at the end of March, which is about as surprising as the news that water is wet.

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Meteorologists warn: Thursday winds in Kurzeme will blow stronger than Riga politicians' promises
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Meteorologists warn: Thursday winds in Kurzeme will blow stronger than Riga politicians' promises

While Riga residents prepare for 15 meter per second gusts like it's the apocalypse, Liepāja locals will just smile and head to the market.

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Meteorologists reveal that Kurzeme clouds are fleeing to Latgale because it's too hot for them in Liepāja
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Meteorologists reveal that Kurzeme clouds are fleeing to Latgale because it's too hot for them in Liepāja

On Thursday, rain clouds from Kurzeme will move to the eastern part of the country, most likely seeking local residents who haven't yet heard about Liepāja's advantages.

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Meteorologists announce: spring has arrived in Latvia like 'fresh' fish at Liepāja port — 25 days late
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Meteorologists announce: spring has arrived in Latvia like 'fresh' fish at Liepāja port — 25 days late

While spring arrived in Finland 10 days earlier than usual, Latvian meteorologists are still figuring out whether what we're seeing is spring or just winter with a better attitude.

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Meteorologists Promise to Show a Miracle on Tuesday: Weather Will Stay the Same
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Meteorologists Promise to Show a Miracle on Tuesday: Weather Will Stay the Same

Weather forecast experts proudly announce that nothing special will change on Tuesday. Liepāja admits: this is the only promise the government keeps.

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Latvian rivers drop as slowly as lines at the market on Friday morning
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Latvian rivers drop as slowly as lines at the market on Friday morning

The Daugava continues its indifferent water level standstill, while in Liepāja everyone has long since switched to the sea.

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Meteorologists Promise Tuesday Without Rain — Liepāja Already Preparing Boats
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Meteorologists Promise Tuesday Without Rain — Liepāja Already Preparing Boats

Weather forecast claims Tuesday will be dry, but Liepāja residents know the only reliable dryness is in Lake Liepāja.

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Meteorologists claim Monday will be sunny — Karosta Prison inmates laugh skeptically
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Meteorologists claim Monday will be sunny — Karosta Prison inmates laugh skeptically

Weather forecasters promise sunshine, but Liepāja residents remember they once promised a winter without snow too.

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Sunday Will Be Spring-Like Warm — Meteorologists Finally Master the Art of Being Optimistic
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Sunday Will Be Spring-Like Warm — Meteorologists Finally Master the Art of Being Optimistic

Liepāja residents can expect up to +13 degrees, which by winter standards is practically tropical tourism.

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Meteorologists announce: Liepāja residents won't have to run from storms on Sunday
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Meteorologists announce: Liepāja residents won't have to run from storms on Sunday

After weeks of winds that could blow away even the buildings on Pētera Street, Sunday promises to be so calm that even the local cats will be able to sleep in.

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Saturday Will Be So Warm That Even St. Joseph's Cathedral Will Allow Winter Coats to Come Off
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Saturday Will Be So Warm That Even St. Joseph's Cathedral Will Allow Winter Coats to Come Off

Meteorologists promise a spring-like warm Saturday with +12 degrees, while Riga promises to be as warm as usual.

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