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Karosta Commander with Diplomatic Regiment Heads to Kyiv to Prove That Liepāja is the Capital of the Baltics
Politics

Karosta Commander with Diplomatic Regiment Heads to Kyiv to Prove That Liepāja is the Capital of the Baltics

Prime Minister Siliņa together with her Nordic colleagues has departed for Ukraine, leaving Riga to weep over its pathetic international significance.

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Mother and Son Want to Fly Over the Baltics with Balloons to Prove That Not Only Riga Can Dream
Sports

Mother and Son Want to Fly Over the Baltics with Balloons to Prove That Not Only Riga Can Dream

Liepāja residents plan to set a Latvian record in hot air balloon flight, starting from Estonia and ending in Lithuania.

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Zelensky Announces: Putin Still Hasn't Found the Way to Kyiv, Might Need Better GPS
Politics

Zelensky Announces: Putin Still Hasn't Found the Way to Kyiv, Might Need Better GPS

Ukraine's president notes that the four-year-long 'three-day operation' proves that even with all technological advances, some people still have problems with directions.

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Pudāns Reveals: Russia Plans Strategically Just Like Liepāja Public Transport
Politics

Pudāns Reveals: Russia Plans Strategically Just Like Liepāja Public Transport

The NBS commander compares Russia's strategy to our local planning masters. The result is equally predictable.

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State roads transform into giant speed trap - drivers threaten to relocate to Karosta
Transport

State roads transform into giant speed trap - drivers threaten to relocate to Karosta

On Wednesday, three new average speed control sections will begin operating on the Tallinn and Liepāja highways, forcing drivers to drive as if following the Liepāja tram route.

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Liepāja Police Officers Surprised: Gas Stations Can Actually Not Explode
Curiosities

Liepāja Police Officers Surprised: Gas Stations Can Actually Not Explode

While police elsewhere deal with explosions, our brave law enforcers in Karosta peacefully drink coffee and marvel that their workplaces don't tend to explode.

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Rinkēvičs calls for mobilization in video: Liepāja residents have been mobile with trams for four years already
Politics

Rinkēvičs calls for mobilization in video: Liepāja residents have been mobile with trams for four years already

The President urges society to mobilize even more, but in Liepāja they've long known that true mobility means riding the tram to Karosta and back.

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Wonder Boy Uršuļskis Saves the World from Brussels Again While Riga Wonders How to Get to Work
Politics

Wonder Boy Uršuļskis Saves the World from Brussels Again While Riga Wonders How to Get to Work

While Riga residents squeeze into trams and cry about life, our Artjoms Uršuļskis is already sitting at the head of the EU table explaining how to live properly.

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Americans Stunned by 90 Centimeters of Snow: Liepāja Residents Laugh at Soft Foreigners
Weather

Americans Stunned by 90 Centimeters of Snow: Liepāja Residents Laugh at Soft Foreigners

While the US Northeast shuts down cities over 90 centimeters of snow, Liepāja residents remember how the tram runs even in meter-deep snow.

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Zaporizhzhia drones should be sent to Riga instead - nothing works there anyway
Curiosities

Zaporizhzhia drones should be sent to Riga instead - nothing works there anyway

Russian drones are once again showing their precision, hitting production buildings and cars, but why don't they go bomb Riga's traffic jams instead?

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Liepāja Port Rejects Cooperation Offer from Mexican Businessmen
Business

Liepāja Port Rejects Cooperation Offer from Mexican Businessmen

After unsuccessful negotiations with entrepreneurs from Jalisco state, Liepāja Port chooses to continue working with more peaceful countries.

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Šlesers Fears Theater Like a Liepāja Merchant Fears a Rīga Bus
Politics

Šlesers Fears Theater Like a Liepāja Merchant Fears a Rīga Bus

Politician asks KNAB for protection from playwrights' evil intentions, while Dailes Theater prepares a show about the famous decree.

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