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Russian FSB reveals: Telegram is more dangerous than a Karosta tram without brakes
Politics

Russian FSB reveals: Telegram is more dangerous than a Karosta tram without brakes

Russian security services have determined that Telegram is to blame for all the world's evils, including cold coffee in downtown Liepāja.

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LVRTC server got lost on the internet like a Riga tourist in Liepāja
Curiosities

LVRTC server got lost on the internet like a Riga tourist in Liepāja

Government websites disappeared for 50 minutes like a Riga resident's sense of direction in Karosta.

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Explosion in Moscow: Even There It's Quieter Than on Liepāja Trams
Curiosities

Explosion in Moscow: Even There It's Quieter Than on Liepāja Trams

An explosion in the Russian capital reminds us that even there it's not as loud as our tram in the early morning.

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FedEx Wants Its Money Back from Trump, Meanwhile Liepāja Port Celebrates Simpler Tariffs
Business

FedEx Wants Its Money Back from Trump, Meanwhile Liepāja Port Celebrates Simpler Tariffs

American courier giant has filed a lawsuit against the US government for $130 billion, while Liepāja port laughs at complicated foreign procedures.

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Karosta Commander with Diplomatic Regiment Heads to Kyiv to Prove That Liepāja is the Capital of the Baltics
Politics

Karosta Commander with Diplomatic Regiment Heads to Kyiv to Prove That Liepāja is the Capital of the Baltics

Prime Minister Siliņa together with her Nordic colleagues has departed for Ukraine, leaving Riga to weep over its pathetic international significance.

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Mother and Son Want to Fly Over the Baltics with Balloons to Prove That Not Only Riga Can Dream
Sports

Mother and Son Want to Fly Over the Baltics with Balloons to Prove That Not Only Riga Can Dream

Liepāja residents plan to set a Latvian record in hot air balloon flight, starting from Estonia and ending in Lithuania.

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Zelensky Announces: Putin Still Hasn't Found the Way to Kyiv, Might Need Better GPS
Politics

Zelensky Announces: Putin Still Hasn't Found the Way to Kyiv, Might Need Better GPS

Ukraine's president notes that the four-year-long 'three-day operation' proves that even with all technological advances, some people still have problems with directions.

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Pudāns Reveals: Russia Plans Strategically Just Like Liepāja Public Transport
Politics

Pudāns Reveals: Russia Plans Strategically Just Like Liepāja Public Transport

The NBS commander compares Russia's strategy to our local planning masters. The result is equally predictable.

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State roads transform into giant speed trap - drivers threaten to relocate to Karosta
Transport

State roads transform into giant speed trap - drivers threaten to relocate to Karosta

On Wednesday, three new average speed control sections will begin operating on the Tallinn and Liepāja highways, forcing drivers to drive as if following the Liepāja tram route.

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Liepāja Police Officers Surprised: Gas Stations Can Actually Not Explode
Curiosities

Liepāja Police Officers Surprised: Gas Stations Can Actually Not Explode

While police elsewhere deal with explosions, our brave law enforcers in Karosta peacefully drink coffee and marvel that their workplaces don't tend to explode.

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Rinkēvičs calls for mobilization in video: Liepāja residents have been mobile with trams for four years already
Politics

Rinkēvičs calls for mobilization in video: Liepāja residents have been mobile with trams for four years already

The President urges society to mobilize even more, but in Liepāja they've long known that true mobility means riding the tram to Karosta and back.

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Wonder Boy Uršuļskis Saves the World from Brussels Again While Riga Wonders How to Get to Work
Politics

Wonder Boy Uršuļskis Saves the World from Brussels Again While Riga Wonders How to Get to Work

While Riga residents squeeze into trams and cry about life, our Artjoms Uršuļskis is already sitting at the head of the EU table explaining how to live properly.

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