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Germany reveals: border control more effective than inventing EU policy

Germany reveals: border control more effective than inventing EU policy

Berlin announces it will continue checking documents for another six months, as Europe can't agree on how to solve migration issues.

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Germany extends border control: 'We've also been doing nothing for six months'
Politics

Germany extends border control: 'We've also been doing nothing for six months'

Germany decides to control borders for another year and a half, as Europe fails to agree on migration policy — just like Liepāja city council on anything else.

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Liepāja's Wooden Drama: Poplar Decides to Lie Down, Residents Must Vote on Its Digital Detox
Curiosities

Liepāja's Wooden Drama: Poplar Decides to Lie Down, Residents Must Vote on Its Digital Detox

The legendary Canadian poplar in Jūrmala Park has decided to retire in horizontal position, but officials want to know - should they saw it up for firewood or leave it as an Instagram backdrop.

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Former Ukrainian Minister Studies at Liepāja Businessmen's School: How to Properly Hide Money in Windy Weather
Politics

Former Ukrainian Minister Studies at Liepāja Businessmen's School: How to Properly Hide Money in Windy Weather

Halushchenko and his 'Rocket' team proved that even the Swiss mountains aren't high enough to hide from the law.

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Austrians need to learn from Liepāja residents: how to properly drive on snow
Curiosities

Austrians need to learn from Liepāja residents: how to properly drive on snow

While people in the Alps are dying in avalanches, here in Liepāja we've been driving on snow like true professionals for years.

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VDD follows hockey coaches more closely than Liepāja wind follows plastic bags
Sports

VDD follows hockey coaches more closely than Liepāja wind follows plastic bags

The State Security Service confirms it is informed about Tambiyev's coaching activities in Russia, but refuses to comment on specific citizenship matters.

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Czechs take to the streets to support their president, while here in Riga they still don't know where that is
Politics

Czechs take to the streets to support their president, while here in Riga they still don't know where that is

In Prague, 90,000 people demonstrate in favor of President Pavel, but in Liepāja we've long known — the best support is not interfering with the leader's work.

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Liepāja Woman Discovers Maxima's Secret Dimensional Corridors — Nursing Home Resident Still Missing from Grocery Section
Curiosities

Liepāja Woman Discovers Maxima's Secret Dimensional Corridors — Nursing Home Resident Still Missing from Grocery Section

G. Stenkēviča hasn't returned from her daily expedition to the Dzērves Street store since Thursday, raising questions about Maxima's true dimensions.

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Kozlovskis Promises to Solve in a Month What the EU Couldn't in Years — Anonymous SIM Cards Will Vanish Like the Wind
Politics

Kozlovskis Promises to Solve in a Month What the EU Couldn't in Years — Anonymous SIM Cards Will Vanish Like the Wind

The Interior Minister has pledged to sort out the SIM card issue within a month, while scammers are already looking for new schemes.

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In Liepāja, 61 children simultaneously blow metal — wind gets scared and hides
Culture

In Liepāja, 61 children simultaneously blow metal — wind gets scared and hides

At the 'Sound Whirlwind' festival, a metal wind instrument orchestra created such a powerful sound that even our famous wind fell silent in surprise for a moment.

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Scientists discover: Lidl cheaper than Mego, Liepāja still has neither
Business

Scientists discover: Lidl cheaper than Mego, Liepāja still has neither

Another study proves that in Riga and Daugavpils you can save money, but in Liepāja we still live in our parallel reality.

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Russian recruiters seek 'disposable' Europeans — but who's going to recruit our Liepāja residents?
Curiosities

Russian recruiters seek 'disposable' Europeans — but who's going to recruit our Liepāja residents?

While the world searches for marginalized people for bizarre tasks, our city has long known — whoever has survived a Liepāja winter can handle any assignment.

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