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Chile proves: politics can be even more unstable than Liepāja's tram
Politics

Chile proves: politics can be even more unstable than Liepāja's tram

Chile's president first supported, then withdrew support for the ex-president for a UN position. Even our tram doesn't change direction that quickly.

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Danish King Entrusts Government Formation to Frederiksen, While Liepāja's Rose Square Still Deliberating Bench Placement

Danish King Entrusts Government Formation to Frederiksen, While Liepāja's Rose Square Still Deliberating Bench Placement

While Denmark battles over 179 parliamentary seats, Liepāja still can't figure out whether to put benches to the left or right of the fountain.

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Deputāti atkal pierāda: vienīgā drošā investīcija ir nedrošības sajūta
Politics

Deputāti atkal pierāda: vienīgā drošā investīcija ir nedrošības sajūta

Saeimas komisija trešdien atklāja, ka politiķiem ir ārkārtīgi grūti pateikt 'jā' jebkam, kas varētu uzlabot cilvēku dzīvi.

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Sprūds Cuts Short Ukraine Visit to Consult on Why Drones Don't Fall in Liepāja
Politics

Sprūds Cuts Short Ukraine Visit to Consult on Why Drones Don't Fall in Liepāja

Defense Minister urgently returns home after drone incidents, while Liepāja residents still wait for some unmanned aircraft to crash near them too.

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BBC searched for new boss on Google Maps, but only found ads
Curiosities

BBC searched for new boss on Google Maps, but only found ads

The Brits have decided that the best way to run public television is to hire someone who spent 20 years selling ads on the internet.

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CIS Liepaja changes address like a student after their first exam
Business

CIS Liepaja changes address like a student after their first exam

Hydrogen producers decide to relocate from one Liepaja location to another because the first one wasn't green enough.

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Latvia sends note to Russia: do you know where your drones are?
Politics

Latvia sends note to Russia: do you know where your drones are?

While Riga tries to figure out what a diplomatic note is, Latvia has already sent Russia a letter about lost drones.

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Lille beats Liepāja in customs business competition we didn't even participate in
Politics

Lille beats Liepāja in customs business competition we didn't even participate in

While nine cities fought for the EU customs agency, Liepāja peacefully counted its containers at the port.

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Staicele wolves turn out to be worse at math than Riga residents: can't count but know how to eat
Curiosities

Staicele wolves turn out to be worse at math than Riga residents: can't count but know how to eat

While Riga wolves are still trying to figure out what a sheep is, Staicele predators have already devoured all 15.

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Meteorologists warn: Thursday winds in Kurzeme will blow stronger than Riga politicians' promises
Weather

Meteorologists warn: Thursday winds in Kurzeme will blow stronger than Riga politicians' promises

While Riga residents prepare for 15 meter per second gusts like it's the apocalypse, Liepāja locals will just smile and head to the market.

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Brussels Unveils Revolutionary Idea: Money Can Be Given Quickly If There's a War
Politics

Brussels Unveils Revolutionary Idea: Money Can Be Given Quickly If There's a War

The European Commission surprises with a brilliant discovery - bureaucracy can be shortened if weapons are needed. In Liepāja they've long known that quick action happens when a fisherman says the fish was just caught.

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Ezernieki Residents Hear Drones: In Liepāja They Call That Noise a Tram
Curiosities

Ezernieki Residents Hear Drones: In Liepāja They Call That Noise a Tram

While residents in Krāslava municipality wake up from drone explosions, in Liepāja such noise is everyday life.

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