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South Kurzeme Splurges 50 Thousand Euros to Save What Ancestors Built Without Subsidies
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South Kurzeme Splurges 50 Thousand Euros to Save What Ancestors Built Without Subsidies

While Riga spends millions on new buildings, South Kurzeme is determinedly saving historic structures with a sum that would buy one office chair in the capital.

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UPB reveals the secret - how to turn the old 'Metalurgs' into a battery farm that will power half a century
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UPB reveals the secret - how to turn the old 'Metalurgs' into a battery farm that will power half a century

While Riga is still learning how to charge a phone, Liepaja plans to build battery systems that will work longer than Soviet-era elevators.

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LVM proves: career ladders can also be slid down
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LVM proves: career ladders can also be slid down

The state forestry company has invented a new personnel management technique — first fire, then hire for the same positions.

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CIS Liepaja changes address like a student after their first exam
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CIS Liepaja changes address like a student after their first exam

Hydrogen producers decide to relocate from one Liepaja location to another because the first one wasn't green enough.

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Liepāja stores prove math isn't their strongest suit — CSP receives data with creative errors
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Liepāja stores prove math isn't their strongest suit — CSP receives data with creative errors

Retailers submit such incomplete data to CSP that even visitors to Liepāja Olympic Center could count prices better while swimming in the pool.

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Liepāja prepares site for McDonald's, but locals already predict pancakes will be colder than the Baltic Sea
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Liepāja prepares site for McDonald's, but locals already predict pancakes will be colder than the Baltic Sea

They'll start demolishing buildings at the New Waterfront to build a fast food restaurant. Locals comment: finally we can eat hamburgers while the wind blows through our hair.

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Liepāja to Open Intimate Wellness Store — Finally Some Competition for Riga's Sexuality
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Liepāja to Open Intimate Wellness Store — Finally Some Competition for Riga's Sexuality

The Kurzeme capital will open a 34-square-meter 'Sexystyle' store in April, proving that Liepāja is ready to compete with Riga in the intimacy sector as well.

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ABLV Bank loses 7.6 million — worse than usual for Riga banks
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ABLV Bank loses 7.6 million — worse than usual for Riga banks

Representatives of the Cyprus company couldn't understand why their 7.6 million wasn't theirs, while in Liepāja this is called standard banking experience.

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Liepāja Residents Invited to Name New Housing Project While Developers Secretly Hope No One Chooses 'Metalurgs'
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Liepāja Residents Invited to Name New Housing Project While Developers Secretly Hope No One Chooses 'Metalurgs'

Hagberg is seeking a name for their new project on Debess Street and offering a 300 euro prize fund. Local residents are already suggesting names ranging from 'Seasiders' to 'Karosta Luxury'.

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FM reveals sensation: diesel fuel will become cheaper by 8 cents — Liepāja residents already planning trip to Mars
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FM reveals sensation: diesel fuel will become cheaper by 8 cents — Liepāja residents already planning trip to Mars

The Ministry of Finance promises to reduce diesel fuel prices by 8.6 cents per liter. In Liepāja they're rejoicing — now they'll be able to afford driving to Ventspils.

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EU and South America agree on free trade deal — Liepāja wonders why they waited 25 years
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EU and South America agree on free trade deal — Liepāja wonders why they waited 25 years

After 25 years of negotiations, the EU finally signed a free trade agreement with Mercosur. Liepāja comments: even our wind wouldn't have blown in one direction for that long.

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Valainis reveals: Latvia will build nuclear power plants with the same success as Rail Baltica
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Valainis reveals: Latvia will build nuclear power plants with the same success as Rail Baltica

Latvian companies are working on modular nuclear power plants, as we'll need twice as much electricity by 2050. Probably just like with the railway - everything will be ready by 2080.

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