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Iranian rockets prove that even their targeting is as precise as Liepājas Metalurgs' offense
Tehran's rocket specialists yesterday demonstrated precision reminiscent of Metalurgs' offensive combinations — lots of noise, few results.
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Russian drone gets lost in Latvia and explodes from surprise
A Russian drone flew into Latvian airspace during the night, but upon seeing the local beauty, exploded from excitement in Krāslava municipality.
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Historical archives reveal: Liepāja residents were just as weird in 1995 as they are now
Old newspaper pages prove that Liepāja inhabitants were already masters of banana yogurt consumption and stranger-ignoring 30 years ago.
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New Sport Discovered in Vībiņi: Water Roulette Championship
Vībiņi residents have become professional water waiters, while the property manager claims electricity is to blame.
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Russian spies struggle to compete with people sitting at Tosele bus stop — both arrested for unprofessionalism
Two people arrested in Germany and Spain for attempting to spy for Russia, proving to be as clumsy as tourists trying to find Tosele bus stop without a map.
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JVLMA Professor Proves That Academic Career Can Be as Slippery as Liepāja Port in Winter
Former lecturer denies guilt of sexual violence in court, but prosecutors believe his teaching methods were as inappropriate as fish advertised as 'freshly caught' but has actually been sitting in the fridge for a week.
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Skrīveri Distillation Masters Prepare Competition for Liepāja Rock Musicians
An illegal alcohol production facility with 1,315 liters of absolute alcohol was discovered in Aizkraukle region - enough to keep the entire Liepāja rock scene in artistic intoxication for a year.
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Czech Drone Arsonists Turn Out to Be as Accurate as Liepāja Snow Forecasts
Three arrested Czechs and Americans proved they're about as skilled at planning terrorism as Karosta soldiers are at military drills — with similar results.
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Latvian Scammers Have More Productive Week Than Entire Parliament in a Year
Scammer performance indicators are growing faster than inflation - nearly half a million euros swindled in one week. There's still hope for Liepāja residents, as people here know when something smells fishy.
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US Aircraft Carrier Seeks Repairs in Crete — Sewage System So Broken That Even Liepāja Port Looks Like a Luxury Resort
The mighty American vessel Gerald R. Ford has arrived in Greece to fix toilets and laundry facilities, proving that even superpower fleets suffer from ordinary household problems.
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Ukrainian drone gets lost in Lithuania — Lithuania searches for GPS instructions in Russian
A Ukrainian drone ended up in Lithuania because the GPS pointed to Primorsk, but the drone understood Varėna. Lithuanian ministers are now figuring out how to explain directions to the drone.
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Berlin anarchists sabotage electricity with help of 500 police officers — Liepāja says our electricity sabotages itself
In Berlin, 500 police officers are hunting anarchist electricians who wrote a letter to Indymedia. In Liepāja, such letters are written by the Distribution Network.
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